What is the worst film you've ever seen?

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  • Starfall
    Starfall Posts: 548
    Bloodrayne.
    On the other hand, it's taught me to stay away from any and all of Uwe Boll's films, sparing me further torture.
    "It's not hard to own something. Or everything. You just have to know that it's yours, and then be willing to let it go." - Neil Gaiman, "Stardust"
  • Back_Pedal
    Back_Pedal Posts: 1,171
    Mission to Mars. Everyone in the theater was shouting for their money back.
    Thanks EPOTTSIII!
    "Vinyl or not, you will need to pay someone to take RA of your hands" - Smile05
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  • Pepe Silvia
    Pepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    does anyone remember The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension?
    don't compete; coexist

    what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?

    "I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama

    when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
    i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
  • mdigenakis
    mdigenakis Posts: 1,337
    1st - The Happening
    2nd- The Crazies (George Romero original)
    3rd- Who cares because these^ are so fucking terrible!!!
    "Don't let the darkness eat you up..."

    -Greg Dulli

  • yellowporch
    yellowporch Posts: 510
    Well, I am about to win at this thread. The worst movie of all time in the history of man kind is....drumroll please...The Hillz.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZFIHY6Wi2s

    It's got all the aspects of bad.
  • Pepe Silvia
    Pepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    yellowporch wrote:
    Well, I am about to win at this thread. The worst movie of all time in the history of man kind is....drumroll please...The Hillz.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZFIHY6Wi2s

    It's got all the aspects of bad.

    sweet baby jesus with his balled up little fists! :shock:
    don't compete; coexist

    what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?

    "I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama

    when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
    i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,597
    gone with the wind.
    '

    utter garbage.
    www.myspace.com
  • aNiMaL
    aNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    The Trigger Effect: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117965/
  • adropinthepark
    adropinthepark Posts: 475
    cdp1223 wrote:
    adropinthepark wrote:
    I couldn't finish House of 1000 Corpses, but I didn't start watching it with any expectation of it blowing my favorite horror flicks out of the water.

    I LOVE House of 1000 Corpses....but I also wrote a thesis on "bad" horror films, so I've probably got a teensy bias.
    The Devil's Rejects was just as great, but nearly everyone I know HAAAATTTEEED it! :lol:

    I haven't seen The Devil's Rejects yet. And I'm thinking I might give House of 1000 Corpses another shot. I kind of feel like my head wasn't in the right place for it at the time. I love way too many ridiculously shitty, absurd and corny movies to not like it.
    I carried a watermelon
  • adropinthepark
    adropinthepark Posts: 475
    smg97791 wrote:
    ...but have you not seen Star Wars episodes 1-3? ...

    Some of the cgi in Stars Wars 2 pissed me off enough to want to find George Lucas and smash his face in.
    I carried a watermelon
  • demetrios
    demetrios Posts: 97,393
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Rock and Roll High School.
    Only got the dvd because I love the Ramones.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • -Buru-
    -Buru- Santa Barbara, CA Posts: 1,292
    Drum Machine89 wrote:
    Open Water, just awful! :|

    oh yeah that one was bad.

    I also hated Pret a porter and A.I.

    and Eyes wide shut. (I'm sorry, I just did)

    and a dozen or more shitty movies I don´t even remember names of...
    I am just a dreamer, but you are just a dream...
    If I knew where it was I would take you there.

  • -Buru-
    -Buru- Santa Barbara, CA Posts: 1,292
    Black-Corduroy wrote:
    Ok I can't decide which of these is worse......Knowing or The neverending story.

    oh no... I can never hate any of my childhood movies... so I will always love:

    Never ending story
    Legend (as much as I hate Tom Cruise now)
    Willow
    Labyrinth (David Bowie mmm)
    The dark crystal
    I am just a dreamer, but you are just a dream...
    If I knew where it was I would take you there.

  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,305
    Leonard, Part 6

    and Driven staring Sly Stallone
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • ReeenkRoink
    ReeenkRoink Posts: 108
    Paul Blart mall cop

    I like dumb Comedy Movies, I did not like this one.
    BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP

    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=769776790&n=2
  • kenny olav
    kenny olav Posts: 3,319
    81 wrote:
    Troy

    Alexander was awful too. Probably worse. And I usally kinda sorta like Oliver Stone films.
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    adropinthepark wrote:
    smg97791 wrote:
    ...but have you not seen Star Wars episodes 1-3? ...

    Some of the cgi in Stars Wars 2 pissed me off enough to want to find George Lucas and smash his face in.

    undeniably the most pathetic scene I've ever seen in a movie was in Star Wars 2. When they are in the arena to be sacrificed to those beastly creatures, one of them jumps up and claws at Natalie Portman. Well, she is wearing a full white shirt, then after it claws her, her shirt is perfectly cut into a tube top. I almost shit myself laughing when I saw this. How the hell did that make it through the final edit? George , man.. lost ALL repect on that one... :? :x
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    The Jeagler wrote:
    gone with the wind.
    '

    utter garbage.

    Swingers
    Rocky Marciano
    The Replacements
    The BreakUp
    Four Christmases
    I Love You, Man
    Couples Retreat
  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    ReeenkRoink wrote:
    Paul Blart mall cop

    I like dumb Comedy Movies, I did not like this one.

    Your avatar is killing me today..... :lol: How have I never noticed it?!

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