What is the worst film you've ever seen?

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  • 'Southland Tales' - The english language doesn't have the right words to describe how bad this film is.

    and i've seen 'The Nostril Picker' and 'Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus' :lol:
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    'Southland Tales' - The english language doesn't have the right words to describe how bad this film is.

    and i've seen 'The Nostril Picker' and 'Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus' :lol:

    Yes!!! Richard Kelly is an ass.

    And Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is AWESOME, btw!
  • cdp1223 wrote:
    'Southland Tales' - The english language doesn't have the right words to describe how bad this film is.

    and i've seen 'The Nostril Picker' and 'Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus' :lol:

    Yes!!! Richard Kelly is an ass.

    And Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is AWESOME, btw!

    Depends on what your definition of 'Awesome' is but yeah we had a great time watching the epic battle between shark octopus :lol:
  • The Number 23

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0481369/

    I couldn't finish it.
    :lol:

    jim carrey just didn't pull that off


    Not at ALL! :lol:

    To make things worse, I think I was taking what the movie was doing to the number itself personally. Absurd, I know. :oops: But, I like thinking of it as a magical number and that movie was sooooo far from magical.
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  • megatronmegatron Posts: 3,420
    DAREDEVIL

    not even close

    my friend was annoyed with me once so he found it on hbo years back. i left
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    polaris_x wrote:
    seen a lot of bad movies so hard to say but of the films i saw recently ... 2012
    oh god we saw that last night, it was SO STUPID. thank god i was drinking lol sweet lord. had i seen it in the theater for full price i would have been so upset.
  • ECMECM Posts: 1,687
    Starship troopers

    boo!
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    Police Academy 7
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  • John BudgeJohn Budge Posts: 259
    My vote would go to Twister.
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Starship troopers

    boo!
    Seriously?? One of my all-time favorites..
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  • madtowndavemadtowndave Minneapolis, MN Posts: 4,012
    I watched August last night. It was the worst film I have seen in a LONG time.
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  • little_wishlittle_wish England, The North Posts: 532
    Surrogates.

    I lost part of my life watching that movie. Never again!!!!
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  • OffHeGoes29OffHeGoes29 Posts: 1,240
    Anything with Nicolas Cage (except Raising Arizona)

    Faceoff was the worst movie of all time :cry:
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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    Anything with Nicolas Cage (except Raising Arizona)

    Faceoff was the worst movie of all time :cry:

    haha...I LOVE Nic Cage movies...they're so bad that they are awesome. (Helps if you've been drinking, of course) :D
    The Wicker Man remake is SOOO much worse than Faceoff...if you're ever drunk and looking for a terrible movie to watch.
  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    I agree that the remake of The Wicker Man is one of the all time worst. Having to watch that one was the unfortunate result of my husband going to the video store alone. Other gems he has picked up:

    Exposed, featuring a nude love scene between Nastassja Kinski and Rudolf Nureyev :wtf: :crazy: :sick:

    Apocalypto, after it was recommended by one of his coworkers. I consider that one particularly bad because it's so pretentious. It's one thing to make a B horror movie that doesn't pretend to be anything more than it is. When you have a colossal budget and Oscar winning director and still crank out what is essentially some guy having some really FML days, that is a truly, truly bad movie. :yawn: :thumbdown:
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  • demetriosdemetrios Posts: 92,877
    Jersey Girl

    *ducks for cover if Kevin Smith is reading this!
  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    demetrios wrote:
    Jersey Girl

    *ducks for cover if Kevin Smith is reading this!

    You better hope he doesn't tweet about you! :mrgreen:
  • demetriosdemetrios Posts: 92,877
    cdp1223 wrote:
    demetrios wrote:
    Jersey Girl

    *ducks for cover if Kevin Smith is reading this!

    You better hope he doesn't tweet about you! :mrgreen:

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  • DC61190DC61190 Posts: 24
    Mr. Mugorium's Magic Emporium. Dustin Hoffman owes me an hour and a half back of my life. I'm annoyed just thinking about it.
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Zombieland. :roll:
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  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Has anyone mentioned either "Short Circuit 2" or "Coccoon 2" yet? Both were terrible wastes of my time.
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    Zombieland. :roll:


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  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Weekend at Bernie's :thumbdown:

    Wish you were here...

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  • cdp1223 wrote:
    Brisk. wrote:
    Troll 2

    Worst film ever but its so bad thats its actually one of the best films as it soo funny!

    One of my all time favorites!!

    Confession: I kind of love bad films.

    Anyone see the remake of The Wicker Man with Nic Cage from a few years back? AWESOMELY TERRIBLE.

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO NO NOT THE BEES!!!!! NOT THE BEES!!!!

    hahaha awesomely terrible indeed!

    My friends and I are huge fans of bad movies so bad that they are hilarious. (The Greenskeeper starring ex-pitcher John Rocker for example...) But S. Darko, the so called Donnie Darko sequel is easily the worst movie I've ever seen. Just awful, awful, awful stuff.....
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    cdp1223 wrote:
    Brisk. wrote:
    Troll 2

    Worst film ever but its so bad thats its actually one of the best films as it soo funny!

    One of my all time favorites!!

    Confession: I kind of love bad films.

    Anyone see the remake of The Wicker Man with Nic Cage from a few years back? AWESOMELY TERRIBLE.

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO NO NOT THE BEES!!!!! NOT THE BEES!!!!

    hahaha awesomely terrible indeed!

    My friends and I are huge fans of bad movies so bad that they are hilarious. (The Greenskeeper starring ex-pitcher John Rocker for example...) But S. Darko, the so called Donnie Darko sequel is easily the worst movie I've ever seen. Just awful, awful, awful stuff.....
    I was wondering what happen to John Rocker... :think:

    Wish you were here...

    ~RIP Dad
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Weekend at Bernie's :thumbdown:
    ...and its sequels. :twisted:
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  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    tybird wrote:
    Weekend at Bernie's :thumbdown:
    ...and its sequels. :twisted:
    Has to be the stupidest movies ever made... :roll:

    Wish you were here...

    ~RIP Dad
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    tybird wrote:
    Weekend at Bernie's :thumbdown:
    ...and its sequels. :twisted:
    Has to be the stupidest movies ever made... :roll:

    Seriously. Weekend at Bernie's is the type of movie that is a career killer and leaves its stars with nothing left but porno to act in.
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  • demetriosdemetrios Posts: 92,877
    tybird wrote:
    Has anyone mentioned either "Short Circuit 2" or "Coccoon 2" yet? Both were terrible wastes of my time.

    I just re watched Short Circuit 1 last weekend on Bluray. I can't remember part 2 so much. "NUMBER 5 IS .. ALIVE!!!" :shock:
  • Pepe SilviaPepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    But S. Darko, the so called Donnie Darko sequel is easily the worst movie I've ever seen. Just awful, awful, awful stuff.....


    gah! that movie was H O R R I B L E!!! i really liked donnie darko but s darko was complete crap!
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