What is the worst film you've ever seen?

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  • Loveboatkaren
    Loveboatkaren Posts: 123
    Remake of "War of the Worlds" with Keanu Reeves...HORRIBLE!!!
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    over the years many films have wasted my time.
    one of the worst films that comes to mind is, "good guys wear black" starring chuck norris.

    horrible film.
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  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    Pearl Harbor.

    Anything directed by Brian (Norbit) Robbins.
  • CServant
    CServant DCO Posts: 1,182
    "Zodiac" was highly disappointing! Long, drawn out movie with no real ending?!
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  • aspoonfulweighsaton
    aspoonfulweighsaton Posts: 2,067
    The Happening.

    And I so love Zooey... how could she lower herself like that? :cry:

    Yes, there are plenty others that may be worse. But for me you have to factor in expectations as opposed to those that seem to want to be bad from the start.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    whatever that roller derby movie was with ellen page and drew barrymore. god awful. tied with krull.
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  • whgarrett
    whgarrett Posts: 574
    Somebody beat me to it , but I was totally going to say Wickerman with Cage. Unbelievably bad.
    Can't believe someone said District 9. Thought it was a great sci-fi flick. Ten times better than Avatar IMHO. :D
  • vduboise
    vduboise Posts: 1,937
    The Spirit- I've walked out of only a few films in my life, and this is one of them. Along with Legion.
  • Drum Machine89
    Drum Machine89 Posts: 2,157
    Open Water, just awful! :|
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  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    Off the top of my head:

    - Extreme Movie (Least funny comedy I've ever seen.)
    - The Love Guru (Alredy mentioned, I think.)
    - The Women (No, just no.)
    - New In Town (Renee Zellweger had some pretty shoes in this though.)
    - Semi-Pro (I couldn't watch the whole thing.)
    - Van Helsing (Now, I love Hugh Jackman. But that film is just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.)

    I always feel bad when someone rents these films. :| Unless it's someone I don't like. :twisted:
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  • rrivers
    rrivers Posts: 3,698
    Avatar
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  • cdp1223
    cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    whgarrett wrote:
    Somebody beat me to it , but I was totally going to say Wickerman with Cage. Unbelievably bad.
    Can't believe someone said District 9. Thought it was a great sci-fi flick. Ten times better than Avatar IMHO. :D

    I'm a Nic Cage aficionado. Of course I was on top of the Wicker Man. :lol:
  • smg97791
    smg97791 Posts: 151
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    Starship troopers

    Starship troopers is a great film!

    The worst film I have ever seen has to be Batman and Robin
  • smg97791
    smg97791 Posts: 151
    Pepe Silvia wrote:
    i wouldn't say it was the worst i've ever seen but i thought district 9 was pure shit. it started off good but just dragged on and on and even though i wasn't on the edge of my seat or anything when it ended, finally, i was like that's it???? all that for this?

    Seriously?! District 9 is one of the BEST films I have ever seen. It dragged on and on? The film was less than two hours long. You must have the attention span of a four year old. I'm curious now to know what some of your favorite films are or at least some films you think are good.
  • perfectly unkept.
    perfectly unkept. Posts: 70
    Asylum (2008). Rented it on a whim with a few friends. AWFUL.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0804443/
  • Pepe Silvia
    Pepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    edited March 2010
    smg97791 wrote:
    Pepe Silvia wrote:
    i wouldn't say it was the worst i've ever seen but i thought district 9 was pure shit. it started off good but just dragged on and on and even though i wasn't on the edge of my seat or anything when it ended, finally, i was like that's it???? all that for this?

    Seriously?! District 9 is one of the BEST films I have ever seen. It dragged on and on? The film was less than two hours long. You must have the attention span of a four year old. I'm curious now to know what some of your favorite films are or at least some films you think are good.



    starship troopers

    seriously, dick, a movie doesn't have to be 4 hours to drag on and on. it seemed like some parts just weren't needed and put in there to make time. the guy gets stuff in his face and transforms into a 'prawn' and the haitians want his arm to use the weapons and he helps an alien and his kid escape.....hooray. it just didn't do it for me.

    if i had to say off the top of my head, in no particular order

    big lebowski
    ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous stains
    brazil (the director's cut, not the butchered versions)
    fear & loathing in las vegas
    best in show
    anchorman
    life is beautiful
    amelie
    scotland, pa
    2 days in paris
    before sunrise
    about schmidt
    eulogy
    requiem for a dream
    pan's labyrinth
    eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
    election
    mr arkadin (the comprehensive version on the criterion collection release)
    little miss sunshine
    the life aquatic
    made
    the royal tenenbaums
    punch-drunk love
    office space
    novocaine
    year of the dog
    stranger than fiction
    tape
    the tv set
    waking life
    everything is illuminated
    very bad things
    two evil eyes
    the squid and the whale
    taladega nights
    the grand
    not a movie but the sci-fi channel's mini series of dune was great
    the others and the original version he did of what was later remade into vanilla sky (open your eyes, forget how to say it in spanish)

    many of those are a lot longer than district 9 so no, i do not have the attention span of a 4 year old
    Post edited by Pepe Silvia on
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  • boxwine_in_hell
    boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    I'm going to have to defer to Rolling Stone's film critic Peter Travers review on this one. It might the shortest review I've ever seen of his. He said about Marley and Me.

    "Watching Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson try to out cutesy the pooch is one for the puke bucket."
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  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun
    LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    Matrix Reloaded.
  • xavier mcdaniel
    xavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,435
    Death Becomes Her, saw this on a rainy day in summer camp in 1992. Taking Woodstock also sucked pretty bad, I thought they would show a lot more of the music but it was quite the letdown.
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  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    I didn't like Pulp Fiction

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