What is the worst film you've ever seen?

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  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero GalaxyPosts: 18,005
    In the Past....TARZAN, The Ape Man (1981) with Bo Derek the movie was so bad I needed glasses after seeing it in the movies.

    Recently, has to be last year's The GAMER I needed reading glasses after seeing that load of crap.

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  • g under p wrote:
    In the Past....TARZAN, The Ape Man (1981) with Bo Derek the movie was so bad I needed glasses after seeing it in the movies.

    Recently, has to be last year's The GAMER I needed reading glasses after seeing that load of crap.

    Peace

    I agree with The Gamer. Normally I'll watch an entire movie, regardless of how bad it is, but in this instance I had to turn it off.
  • Pepe SilviaPepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    cdp1223 wrote:
    i wouldn't say it was the worst i've ever seen but i thought district 9 was pure shit. it started off good but just dragged on and on and even though i wasn't on the edge of my seat or anything when it ended, finally, i was like that's it???? all that for this?

    WHAAA? You're crazy man! I loved it! :lol:


    meh, unless there's a sequel and this was leading up to something i say crap!

    cabin fever is another contender, i laughed so hard at this scene when i saw the movie

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EhRGRFnpm0&feature=fvsr

    when i was a kid i liked crappy horror movies, the silent night, deadly night series was always good for a laugh
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIV ... re=related

    i've never seen these but they made me laugh, too

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBWkECFGHRI

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUdu6dGlzNU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdSmeMmvKHA
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    napoleon dynamite


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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
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  • Jeff MurrayJeff Murray Posts: 1,259
    I recently fell asleep to Hunger, I'm usually up for a good political film, but this was just terrible. Barely any dialogue, and when there was it was a heavy Irish accent, normally I can pick it up after a while but there wasn't enough opportunities. A truly interesting story brought to the big screen in a terrible way. The designer Steve McQueen that recently passed away directed the film. Too much man junk and not enough story for my taste.
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  • NoCode416NoCode416 Posts: 414
    District 9?

    A.I.?

    You guys must only watch "the greatest" movies if these movies qualify as your worst movie ever...

    I suggest you watch Battlefield Earth so that you have a new least favorite movie. It is impressively awful.
  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,830
    The remake of Rollerball, we went to the cinema to see something else but it was full, so the guy behind the desk suggested Rollerball - fucking atrocious it was.

    I also though Lost Highway was a load of old pretentious bollocks.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    cdp1223 wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Manos: The Hands Of Fate

    Been hittin' the Thighmaster, Torgo?


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  • i_lov_iti_lov_it Perth, Western AustraliaPosts: 4,007
    There are Sooo Many! "I am Legend" comes too mind!... :roll:
  • Remake of "War of the Worlds" with Keanu Reeves...HORRIBLE!!!
  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,157
    over the years many films have wasted my time.
    one of the worst films that comes to mind is, "good guys wear black" starring chuck norris.

    horrible film.
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  • EnkiduEnkidu So CalPosts: 2,973
    Pearl Harbor.

    Anything directed by Brian (Norbit) Robbins.
  • CServantCServant DCOPosts: 1,182
    "Zodiac" was highly disappointing! Long, drawn out movie with no real ending?!
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  • The Happening.

    And I so love Zooey... how could she lower herself like that? :cry:

    Yes, there are plenty others that may be worse. But for me you have to factor in expectations as opposed to those that seem to want to be bad from the start.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,962
    whatever that roller derby movie was with ellen page and drew barrymore. god awful. tied with krull.
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  • whgarrettwhgarrett Posts: 574
    Somebody beat me to it , but I was totally going to say Wickerman with Cage. Unbelievably bad.
    Can't believe someone said District 9. Thought it was a great sci-fi flick. Ten times better than Avatar IMHO. :D
  • vduboisevduboise Posts: 1,936
    The Spirit- I've walked out of only a few films in my life, and this is one of them. Along with Legion.
  • Drum Machine89Drum Machine89 Posts: 2,157
    Open Water, just awful! :|
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  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    Off the top of my head:

    - Extreme Movie (Least funny comedy I've ever seen.)
    - The Love Guru (Alredy mentioned, I think.)
    - The Women (No, just no.)
    - New In Town (Renee Zellweger had some pretty shoes in this though.)
    - Semi-Pro (I couldn't watch the whole thing.)
    - Van Helsing (Now, I love Hugh Jackman. But that film is just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.)

    I always feel bad when someone rents these films. :| Unless it's someone I don't like. :twisted:
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  • rriversrrivers Posts: 3,683
    Avatar
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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    whgarrett wrote:
    Somebody beat me to it , but I was totally going to say Wickerman with Cage. Unbelievably bad.
    Can't believe someone said District 9. Thought it was a great sci-fi flick. Ten times better than Avatar IMHO. :D

    I'm a Nic Cage aficionado. Of course I was on top of the Wicker Man. :lol:
  • smg97791smg97791 Posts: 151
    Starship troopers

    Starship troopers is a great film!

    The worst film I have ever seen has to be Batman and Robin
  • smg97791smg97791 Posts: 151
    i wouldn't say it was the worst i've ever seen but i thought district 9 was pure shit. it started off good but just dragged on and on and even though i wasn't on the edge of my seat or anything when it ended, finally, i was like that's it???? all that for this?

    Seriously?! District 9 is one of the BEST films I have ever seen. It dragged on and on? The film was less than two hours long. You must have the attention span of a four year old. I'm curious now to know what some of your favorite films are or at least some films you think are good.
  • Asylum (2008). Rented it on a whim with a few friends. AWFUL.

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  • Pepe SilviaPepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
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    smg97791 wrote:
    i wouldn't say it was the worst i've ever seen but i thought district 9 was pure shit. it started off good but just dragged on and on and even though i wasn't on the edge of my seat or anything when it ended, finally, i was like that's it???? all that for this?

    Seriously?! District 9 is one of the BEST films I have ever seen. It dragged on and on? The film was less than two hours long. You must have the attention span of a four year old. I'm curious now to know what some of your favorite films are or at least some films you think are good.



    starship troopers

    seriously, dick, a movie doesn't have to be 4 hours to drag on and on. it seemed like some parts just weren't needed and put in there to make time. the guy gets stuff in his face and transforms into a 'prawn' and the haitians want his arm to use the weapons and he helps an alien and his kid escape.....hooray. it just didn't do it for me.

    if i had to say off the top of my head, in no particular order

    big lebowski
    ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous stains
    brazil (the director's cut, not the butchered versions)
    fear & loathing in las vegas
    best in show
    anchorman
    life is beautiful
    amelie
    scotland, pa
    2 days in paris
    before sunrise
    about schmidt
    eulogy
    requiem for a dream
    pan's labyrinth
    eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
    election
    mr arkadin (the comprehensive version on the criterion collection release)
    little miss sunshine
    the life aquatic
    made
    the royal tenenbaums
    punch-drunk love
    office space
    novocaine
    year of the dog
    stranger than fiction
    tape
    the tv set
    waking life
    everything is illuminated
    very bad things
    two evil eyes
    the squid and the whale
    taladega nights
    the grand
    not a movie but the sci-fi channel's mini series of dune was great
    the others and the original version he did of what was later remade into vanilla sky (open your eyes, forget how to say it in spanish)

    many of those are a lot longer than district 9 so no, i do not have the attention span of a 4 year old
    Post edited by Pepe Silvia on
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  • I'm going to have to defer to Rolling Stone's film critic Peter Travers review on this one. It might the shortest review I've ever seen of his. He said about Marley and Me.

    "Watching Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson try to out cutesy the pooch is one for the puke bucket."
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    Death Becomes Her, saw this on a rainy day in summer camp in 1992. Taking Woodstock also sucked pretty bad, I thought they would show a lot more of the music but it was quite the letdown.
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    I didn't like Pulp Fiction
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