What is the worst film you've ever seen?

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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,231
    eraserhead.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    imalive wrote:
    eraserhead.

    uh...seriously? :shock:
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    cdp1223 wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    eraserhead.

    uh...seriously? :shock:


    I think he was making a suggestion for your avatar.

    http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/845895 ... 515D28D7BA
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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    CJMST3K wrote:
    cdp1223 wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    eraserhead.

    uh...seriously? :shock:


    I think he was making a suggestion for your avatar.

    http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/845895 ... 515D28D7BA

    Cheeky monkey... :roll:
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Sleepaway Camp
    Pennies from Heaven
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  • Pepe SilviaPepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    tybird wrote:
    Sleepaway Camp


    aww come on, where else will ya see an ending like that!?
    :P
    don't compete; coexist

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    when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
    i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    smg97791 wrote:
    I don't know, not sure why I'm sticking up so much for District 9, maybe it just bothers me when I feel people can't look at something objectively. I can almost guarantee that most people's negativity for District 9 and Avatar would be erased if both movies had not received so much critical acclaim. I certainly can relate to movie hype unrealized but at their worst, IMO, the two movies are better than average scifi/action flicks. Miles from worst movie ever.


    nope. its the south african accents that will have me not seeing district 9. cant stand it. as for avatar.. it was better than i gave it credit for. i figured with all that talking it up it had to be shit. but i liked it.


    die hard 4 was shit imo.
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  • FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    rrivers wrote:
    Yeah unfortunately NES I find painful to watch...even as a kid I couldn't ever watch the entire thing, I would go to sleep. Actually the Matrix has the exact same effect on me. (waiting for the daggers to fly!!LOL) That white thing in NES I find a tad disturbing, it's freaky looking, not at all cute to me. :?

    I would worry about daggers from not liking "The Neverending Story" more than "The Matrix"! You are insulting people's childhood's!!! I remember being really scared of the wolf/dog at the end.


    I agree with you on "The Matrix".


    Hey it was of my childhood...I was 5yo when it came out and I went to sleep in the cinema, mum was very impressed that she had forked out $$$ for me to sleep LOL.

    But hey we were asked for our OPINION of worst movies, and opinions are like arseholes, everyones got one. ;)
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    alvin and the chipmunks: the sequel. so very very bad.
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  • i dont think i've ever hated a film more intensely.

    the sweetest thing (2002)

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  • StarfallStarfall Posts: 548
    Bloodrayne.
    On the other hand, it's taught me to stay away from any and all of Uwe Boll's films, sparing me further torture.
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  • Back_PedalBack_Pedal Posts: 1,171
    Mission to Mars. Everyone in the theater was shouting for their money back.
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  • Pepe SilviaPepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    does anyone remember The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension?
    don't compete; coexist

    what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?

    "I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama

    when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
    i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
  • mdigenakismdigenakis Posts: 1,337
    1st - The Happening
    2nd- The Crazies (George Romero original)
    3rd- Who cares because these^ are so fucking terrible!!!
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  • yellowporchyellowporch Posts: 510
    Well, I am about to win at this thread. The worst movie of all time in the history of man kind is....drumroll please...The Hillz.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZFIHY6Wi2s

    It's got all the aspects of bad.
  • Pepe SilviaPepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    Well, I am about to win at this thread. The worst movie of all time in the history of man kind is....drumroll please...The Hillz.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZFIHY6Wi2s

    It's got all the aspects of bad.

    sweet baby jesus with his balled up little fists! :shock:
    don't compete; coexist

    what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?

    "I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama

    when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
    i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,935
    gone with the wind.
    '

    utter garbage.
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  • aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,117
  • cdp1223 wrote:
    I couldn't finish House of 1000 Corpses, but I didn't start watching it with any expectation of it blowing my favorite horror flicks out of the water.

    I LOVE House of 1000 Corpses....but I also wrote a thesis on "bad" horror films, so I've probably got a teensy bias.
    The Devil's Rejects was just as great, but nearly everyone I know HAAAATTTEEED it! :lol:

    I haven't seen The Devil's Rejects yet. And I'm thinking I might give House of 1000 Corpses another shot. I kind of feel like my head wasn't in the right place for it at the time. I love way too many ridiculously shitty, absurd and corny movies to not like it.
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  • smg97791 wrote:
    ...but have you not seen Star Wars episodes 1-3? ...

    Some of the cgi in Stars Wars 2 pissed me off enough to want to find George Lucas and smash his face in.
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  • demetriosdemetrios Posts: 92,877
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Rock and Roll High School.
    Only got the dvd because I love the Ramones.
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  • -Buru--Buru- Santa Barbara, CA Posts: 1,292
    Open Water, just awful! :|

    oh yeah that one was bad.

    I also hated Pret a porter and A.I.

    and Eyes wide shut. (I'm sorry, I just did)

    and a dozen or more shitty movies I don´t even remember names of...
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  • -Buru--Buru- Santa Barbara, CA Posts: 1,292
    Ok I can't decide which of these is worse......Knowing or The neverending story.

    oh no... I can never hate any of my childhood movies... so I will always love:

    Never ending story
    Legend (as much as I hate Tom Cruise now)
    Willow
    Labyrinth (David Bowie mmm)
    The dark crystal
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    If I knew where it was I would take you there.

  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    Leonard, Part 6

    and Driven staring Sly Stallone
  • ReeenkRoinkReeenkRoink Posts: 108
    Paul Blart mall cop

    I like dumb Comedy Movies, I did not like this one.
  • kenny olavkenny olav Posts: 3,319
    81 wrote:
    Troy

    Alexander was awful too. Probably worse. And I usally kinda sorta like Oliver Stone films.
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    smg97791 wrote:
    ...but have you not seen Star Wars episodes 1-3? ...

    Some of the cgi in Stars Wars 2 pissed me off enough to want to find George Lucas and smash his face in.

    undeniably the most pathetic scene I've ever seen in a movie was in Star Wars 2. When they are in the arena to be sacrificed to those beastly creatures, one of them jumps up and claws at Natalie Portman. Well, she is wearing a full white shirt, then after it claws her, her shirt is perfectly cut into a tube top. I almost shit myself laughing when I saw this. How the hell did that make it through the final edit? George , man.. lost ALL repect on that one... :? :x
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    gone with the wind.
    '

    utter garbage.

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  • cdp1223cdp1223 Posts: 1,131
    Paul Blart mall cop

    I like dumb Comedy Movies, I did not like this one.

    Your avatar is killing me today..... :lol: How have I never noticed it?!
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