The Chicago Cubs..Please Just Go Away!!!

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  • PJ-CubsPJ-Cubs Posts: 3,316
    ...Actually, I truly havent given a shit about them for a few years.

    For someone who doesn't give a shit about the team, you sure put a lot of enery into the club.
    - You created this thread
    - You have changed the title about 1000 times
    - You post all of your complaints about the players, the park, the management, the fans, etc

    Either you just like to complain or you are still really care about the team.

    I heard the Pirates are starting a bandwagon. Maybe you can go cheer for them.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Next wed is singles day in the bleachers :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    PJ-Cubs wrote:

    Either you just like to complain or you are still really care about the team.

    This is Speedy we're talking about here. I think he likes to complain, and if I had to guess, he probably doesn't give a rat's ass what anyone says about it either. :lol: :P
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  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    I will never get sick of the losing, the shitty field, or the crappy concessions. As long as there's a team on the north side, I will be a die hard fan. :corn:
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    PJ-Cubs wrote:
    ...Actually, I truly havent given a shit about them for a few years.

    For someone who doesn't give a shit about the team, you sure put a lot of enery into the club.
    - You created this thread
    - You have changed the title about 1000 times
    - You post all of your complaints about the players, the park, the management, the fans, etc

    Either you just like to complain or you are still really care about the team.

    I heard the Pirates are starting a bandwagon. Maybe you can go cheer for them.
    Or maybe..

    JUST MAYBE...

    OH WISE ONE...

    Im really sick and tired of a baseball team that hasnt WON a damned thing in over 100 years.....

    Ya ever think of that Einstein????????
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    PJ-Cubs wrote:
    ...Actually, I truly havent given a shit about them for a few years.

    For someone who doesn't give a shit about the team, you sure put a lot of enery into the club.
    - You created this thread
    - You have changed the title about 1000 times
    - You post all of your complaints about the players, the park, the management, the fans, etc

    Either you just like to complain or you are still really care about the team.

    I heard the Pirates are starting a bandwagon. Maybe you can go cheer for them.
    Bandwagon?

    Why dont ya explain that comment to me..Einstein

    But do me a favor this time...

    Turn around and start talking out of your face.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    PJ-Cubs wrote:
    ...Actually, I truly havent given a shit about them for a few years.

    For someone who doesn't give a shit about the team, you sure put a lot of enery into the club.
    - You created this thread
    - You have changed the title about 1000 times
    - You post all of your complaints about the players, the park, the management, the fans, etc

    Either you just like to complain or you are still really care about the team.

    I heard the Pirates are starting a bandwagon. Maybe you can go cheer for them.
    A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cubs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Cubs fans too. Not really knowing what a Cubs fan was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

    There is, however, one exception. One girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. “Because I’m not a Cubs fan.”

    Then, asks the teacher, what are you?

    “Why I’m proud to be a St. Louis Cardinals fan,” boasts the little girl.

    The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the girl why she is a Cardinals fan.

    “Well, My Dad and Mom are Cardinals fans, and I’m a Cardinals fan too.”

    The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?”

    A pause, and a smile. “Then,” says the girl, “I’d be a Cubs fan.”
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    How do you turn a Cubs fan into a pancake?
    Throw an “Old Style” in front of an on-coming bus.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    Two Cub fans in a Chevy Traverse plummeted over an embankment. Police officers at the scene said it was an appalling tragedy, as the vehicle was capable of seating seven.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    CHICAGO CUBS APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

    NAME_____________ (IF BRANDT BROWN PLEASE LEAVE)

    1. EXPECTED INCOME:

    A) LEAGUE MINIMUM
    B) AT LEAST MORE THAN RON SANTO
    C) YEAR LONG SUPPLY OF OLD-STYLE

    2. POSITION EXPECTED:

    A) INFIELD
    B) STARTING/DISABLED LIST PITCHER
    C) ON MY KNEES IN FRONT OF PUJOLS

    3. DATE I CAN START:

    A) IMMEDIATELY
    B) AFTER MY KHOURY LEAGUE IS OVER
    C) WHEN IM DONE ADMIRING PUJOLS

    4. HOW I WAS REFERRED:

    A) TRIBUNE AD
    B) LOU BROCK
    C) MY LOCAL POSTAL CARRIER

    5. MY GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT:

    A) DISABLED LIST LESS THAN 4X
    B) ONCE MET ALBERT PUJOLS
    C) NEVER PLAYED FOR CUBS

    6. I EXPECT A WORLD SERIES RING:

    A) THIS IS A STUPID QUESTION
    B) WHAT IS “WORLD SERIES”?
    C) WHEN TRADED TO ST. LOUIS

    SIGNATURE__________________ (OR JUST MAKE AN X)
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    PJ-Cubs wrote:
    ...Actually, I truly havent given a shit about them for a few years.

    For someone who doesn't give a shit about the team, you sure put a lot of enery into the club.
    - You created this thread
    - You have changed the title about 1000 times
    - You post all of your complaints about the players, the park, the management, the fans, etc

    Either you just like to complain or you are still really care about the team.

    I heard the Pirates are starting a bandwagon. Maybe you can go cheer for them.
    Three cubs fans apply for a temp position. The interviewer looks at them sadly, knowing he’ll have to start with an easy question.

    “Ok, cubs fans, can you point to your arm?” he asks.
    The first one points to his leg. The second one wraps his arm around his body, desparately stuggling to bring it around 360 degrees. Finally, he gives up, deciding he can’t do it. The third one manages to use his right hand to point to his left arm.

    “Ok, at least one of you got the right answer,” says the interviewer. “Now, can you point to your knee?”
    Again, the first two fail miserably. They’re both rolling around on the floor. The third one does what a normal person would do.

    “Ok,” the interview says. He’s now breathing a sigh of relief as he begins to develop some confidence in the third cubs fan. “Now, point to your ear.” The first two are completely out of control this time, pointing fingers upwards towards their butts. One manages to injure himself. But the third guy again comes through.

    “Alright, stop, stop!” Yells the interviewer, realizing that it’s getting dangerous.

    The interviewer turns to the third cubs fan and smiles. “Wow! You are one smart cubs fan!” He exclaims. “Congratulations — you’ve got the job!”

    “But I have to ask you one more thing,” says the interviewer. “How did you manage to become so smart for a cubs fan?”

    The third cubs fan smiles back proudly, points to his temple, and answers: “kidneys
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    PJ-Cubs wrote:
    ...Actually, I truly havent given a shit about them for a few years.

    For someone who doesn't give a shit about the team, you sure put a lot of enery into the club.
    - You created this thread
    - You have changed the title about 1000 times
    - You post all of your complaints about the players, the park, the management, the fans, etc

    Either you just like to complain or you are still really care about the team.

    I heard the Pirates are starting a bandwagon. Maybe you can go cheer for them.
    Hey pumpkinlips....

    Anytime you want to question me on my knowledge of baseball...
    Or anything involving the Chicago Cubs...
    Go right the fuck ahead....

    I have a fucking feeling I was taking a bus to Clark and Addison, to go watch the Cubs play....
    Before you were ever born....

    Oh wise one....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    PJ-Cubs wrote:
    ...Actually, I truly havent given a shit about them for a few years.

    For someone who doesn't give a shit about the team, you sure put a lot of enery into the club.
    - You created this thread
    - You have changed the title about 1000 times
    - You post all of your complaints about the players, the park, the management, the fans, etc

    Either you just like to complain or you are still really care about the team.

    I heard the Pirates are starting a bandwagon. Maybe you can go cheer for them.
    And another thing oh wise one...
    Why the fuck you decided to come on here and throw your fucking insulting comments at me? I have no idea.

    But I am pretty fucking sure, that anyone and everyone (except YOU of course), who has followed me and my posts for the LAST TEN YEARS. ........

    Realizes that the CHICAGO CUBS have been a passion of mine for......
    I dont know...47 YEARS!

    And those same people surely understand how and why I could be a little frustrated with the CUBS!!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Posts: 9,232
    My answers are below.

    CHICAGO CUBS APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

    NAME Xavier McDaniel_____________ (IF BRANDT BROWN PLEASE LEAVE)

    1. EXPECTED INCOME:

    A) LEAGUE MINIMUM
    B) AT LEAST MORE THAN RON SANTO
    C) YEAR LONG SUPPLY OF OLD-STYLE

    All of the above, but incentives for avoiding 100 losses.

    2. POSITION EXPECTED:

    A) INFIELD
    B) STARTING/DISABLED LIST PITCHER
    C) ON MY KNEES IN FRONT OF PUJOLS

    Anything that nets me a check..
    3. DATE I CAN START:

    A) IMMEDIATELY
    B) AFTER MY KHOURY LEAGUE IS OVER
    C) WHEN IM DONE ADMIRING PUJOLS

    A - Immediately
    4. HOW I WAS REFERRED:

    A) TRIBUNE AD
    B) LOU BROCK
    C) MY LOCAL POSTAL CARRIER

    D- Speedy McCready's major league recruiting service

    5. MY GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT:

    A) DISABLED LIST LESS THAN 4X
    B) ONCE MET ALBERT PUJOLS
    C) NEVER PLAYED FOR CUBS

    A - plus I never spiked myself

    6. I EXPECT A WORLD SERIES RING:

    A) THIS IS A STUPID QUESTION
    B) WHAT IS “WORLD SERIES”?
    C) WHEN TRADED TO ST. LOUIS

    B - When I'm watching the White Sox in October.

    SIGNATURE________X__________ (OR JUST MAKE AN X)
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    :lol:
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    mca47 wrote:
    :lol:
    Tell me about it.... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Posts: 9,232
    mca47 wrote:
    :lol:
    Tell me about it.... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    he just did..
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    mca47 wrote:
    :lol:
    Tell me about it.... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    he just did..
    GO PIRATES!!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • PJ-CubsPJ-Cubs Posts: 3,316
    PJ-Cubs wrote:
    ...Actually, I truly havent given a shit about them for a few years.

    For someone who doesn't give a shit about the team, you sure put a lot of enery into the club.
    - You created this thread
    - You have changed the title about 1000 times
    - You post all of your complaints about the players, the park, the management, the fans, etc

    Either you just like to complain or you are still really care about the team.

    I heard the Pirates are starting a bandwagon. Maybe you can go cheer for them.
    And another thing oh wise one...
    Why the fuck you decided to come on here and throw your fucking insulting comments at me? I have no idea.

    But I am pretty fucking sure, that anyone and everyone (except YOU of course), who has followed me and my posts for the LAST TEN YEARS. ........

    Realizes that the CHICAGO CUBS have been a passion of mine for......
    I dont know...47 YEARS!

    And those same people surely understand how and why I could be a little frustrated with the CUBS!!!!!

    I am not going to get in a pissing match or trade insults with you. Its not worth my time.

    I just want you to clarify one thing for me - Are you are you Cubs fan or not? In 90% of your posts you complain about the team and claim that you are done with them. Now you are sharing your Cubs fan resume with everyone.

    So, what is it? Cubs fan or not a Cubs fan. Put it on the record for all of us.

    (BTW, I have been a Cubs fan for more than 30 years and have seen my share of the good and the bad with the team. Don't question my loyalty or knowledge on the Cubs).
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    My hero...

    Because he was DEAD ON CORRECT!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S0CDtEz_Bo
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    edited July 2012
    My hero...

    Because he was DEAD ON CORRECT!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S0CDtEz_Bo
    i got to 1:07 before pausing to type this to you
    :lol:
    that is the funniest shit i have ever heard from any sports guy

    thank you, speedy mccready
    listening twice & may save it to my favorites :lol:
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    I am sure everyone here remembers how pissed off I was last year with the CUBS!!!


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-muJl5lSf0I
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    chadwick wrote:
    My hero...

    Because he was DEAD ON CORRECT!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S0CDtEz_Bo
    i got to 1:07 before pausing to type this to you
    :lol:
    that is the funniest shit i have ever heard from any sports guy

    thank you, speedy mccready
    Isnt it PRICELESS!!!!

    That guy was the MANAGER of the team!!!!

    And he was 100% correct....

    85% of the world goes to work...
    The other 15% go to Wrigley Field to get drunk, and watch the shittiest organization in all of sports.....

    How ya been Chadwick?
    Last time we talked I was a little out of line...
    I apologize....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    My hero...

    Because he was DEAD ON CORRECT!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S0CDtEz_Bo
    Classic!! :D
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    I know exactly how he feels....


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsELQmqZwAw
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    If I had one wish...
    It would be for another cow to kick over a lantern....
    And burn that city to the ground...

    AGAIN!!!

    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    I hear THEO is going to sign this guy...
    And bat him 4th next year....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-fyZWn_0YA
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    Today is a GREAT DAY!!!!

    All it took was one person to finally show me the light!!!!!

    I am on my way to Dicks Sporting Goods...
    Where I am going to buy a White Sox flag, and PROUDLY display it in front of my house ALL YEAR LONG!!!
    I am also going to buy a couple of White Sox shirts, and go to my fathers house, so I can watch him faint!!! hehehehe

    And then I am going to spend the rest of my life on Earth...
    TERRORIZING you pathetic CUBS FANS!!!!

    IM OUT!!!
    YOU READ IT HERE 1st!!!!!!

    My friends are about to get a good laugh....
    After they fall off their bar stools (of course they are on bar stools...THEY ARE CUBS FANS!!!!)
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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