So, What Are You Doing For Sex Tonight?

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  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    The Champ wrote:

    Yeah, I wish....though I'd be concerned if she were more of a perv than me..

    Would you really be concerned? I'm more of a perv than my bf in some ways. I wonder if he's concerned? Nahhhhh!!! :lol:

    I'm sure he's happy, but I'm the jealous type....I don't want to worry about her humping the bed post when I'm not around ;) ..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    The Champ wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    The Champ wrote:

    Yeah, I wish....though I'd be concerned if she were more of a perv than me..

    Would you really be concerned? I'm more of a perv than my bf in some ways. I wonder if he's concerned? Nahhhhh!!! :lol:

    I'm sure he's happy, but I'm the jealous type....I don't want to worry about her humping the bed post when I'm not around ;) ..

    when you say perv.. what exactly do you mean???
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  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    when you say perv.. what exactly do you mean???

    Perv is probably the wrong choice of word. Like most guys, I want and think about having sex every other minute. She's more balanced and practices moderation..if it were up to me, we'd be fucking nonstop, which sounds good in theory, but would probably lead to other problems ;) ..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063

    when you say perv.. what exactly do you mean???

    Wait, were you asking Ziggy? In any case, Ziggy when you say perv, what exactly do you mean?
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    The Champ wrote:

    when you say perv.. what exactly do you mean???

    Wait, were you asking Ziggy? In any case, Ziggy when you say perv, what exactly do you mean?

    you and zig.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    The Champ wrote:
    when you say perv.. what exactly do you mean???

    Perv is probably the wrong choice of word. Like most guys, I want and think about having sex every other minute. She's more balanced and practices moderation..if it were up to me, we'd be fucking nonstop, which sounds good in theory, but would probably lead to other problems ;) ..

    fucking nonstop doesnt make you a perv. i was more thinking kinky proclivities. which i guess is more pervert that perv. and im not too keen on the word pervert anyway.. it makes it seem like you(meaning i) are doing something wrong.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    The Champ wrote:
    I'm sure he's happy, but I'm the jealous type....I don't want to worry about her humping the bed post when I'm not around ;) ..

    Bedpost?! :? You need to get your wife some sex toys pronto!! ;)
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    The Champ wrote:

    when you say perv.. what exactly do you mean???

    Wait, were you asking Ziggy? In any case, Ziggy when you say perv, what exactly do you mean?

    I said perv in the same context you said perv.....although it's not a word I'd generally use. I'd generally just say someone was way hornier instead of saying they were more of a perv.
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  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    The Champ wrote:

    when you say perv.. what exactly do you mean???

    Wait, were you asking Ziggy? In any case, Ziggy when you say perv, what exactly do you mean?

    I said perv in the same context you said perv.....although it's not a word I'd generally use. I'd generally just say someone was way hornier instead of saying they were more of a perv.


    Yeah I say freaky ... we are both as freaky as each other ... just in slightly different ways that can be compatiable.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The Champ wrote:
    The Champ wrote:
    So if I sit on my left hand until it goes numb, then proceed to mangle the beast to high heaven while imagining it's the hand of a girl not my wife, is that considered cheating?

    man, we had a term for that in middle school... what the hell was it? the stranger?

    Yup, that's it!!

    The Stranger...classic.

    Here are the others I've gathered through out my years as an immature young adult:

    The Houdini
    The Rusty Trombone
    The Alaskan Pipeline (quite possibly the most disgusting)
    The Arabian Sungoggles
    The Hot Karl
    The Schnetzenberger (this one is just....wtf?)

    :lol::lol::lol: I'm now laughing just thinking about them all.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The Champ wrote:
    when you say perv.. what exactly do you mean???

    Perv is probably the wrong choice of word. Like most guys, I want and think about having sex every other minute. She's more balanced and practices moderation..if it were up to me, we'd be fucking nonstop, which sounds good in theory, but would probably lead to other problems ;) ..

    Moderation is for pussies. :D
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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    dcfaithful wrote:
    The Champ wrote:
    man, we had a term for that in middle school... what the hell was it? the stranger?

    Yup, that's it!!

    The Stranger...classic.

    Here are the others I've gathered through out my years as an immature young adult:

    The Houdini
    The Rusty Trombone
    The Alaskan Pipeline (quite possibly the most disgusting)
    The Arabian Sungoggles
    The Hot Karl
    The Schnetzenberger (this one is just....wtf?)

    :lol::lol::lol: I'm now laughing just thinking about them all.

    :mrgreen:
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  • anyone ever tried "Voltaire's Angry Glove" (look it up if you don't know)

    :o
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    waiting for Friday Philly- absolutely love hotels :D :!: 8-)
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    pandora wrote:
    waiting for Friday Philly- absolutely love hotels :D :!: 8-)


    oooooooooo...i do too!
    however, i am not going with my husband.... :shock: ;):lol:
    eh well...
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    pandora wrote:
    waiting for Friday Philly- absolutely love hotels :D :!: 8-)


    oooooooooo...i do too!
    however, i am not going with my husband.... :shock: ;):lol:
    eh well...

    the gf and i are staying at the Marriott ;):o:lol:
    Peace, Love.


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    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • so what people wasnt in Philly doing for sex tonight??couse the ones was in Philly already the band fuck their mind twice.. :mrgreen:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    so what people wasnt in Philly doing for sex tonight??couse the ones was in Philly already the band fuck their mind twice.. :mrgreen:
    :lol:
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    the wolf wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    waiting for Friday Philly- absolutely love hotels :D :!: 8-)


    oooooooooo...i do too!
    however, i am not going with my husband.... :shock: ;):lol:
    eh well...

    the gf and i are staying at the Marriott ;):o:lol:
    oh my :shock: :twisted:
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    pandora wrote:
    the wolf wrote:


    oooooooooo...i do too!
    however, i am not going with my husband.... :shock: ;):lol:
    eh well...

    the gf and i are staying at the Marriott ;):o:lol:
    oh my :shock: :twisted:

    what ? :angel: :twisted: :lol:
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • anyone ever tried "Voltaire's Angry Glove" (look it up if you don't know)

    :o

    Had to look it up, ouch and no.

    But Friday I am hoping for some "Panty Butter".

    I have already chosen the thong my wife will wear all day.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    anyone ever tried "Voltaire's Angry Glove" (look it up if you don't know)

    :o

    sounds hardcore...
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    he still stands wrote:
    anyone ever tried "Voltaire's Angry Glove" (look it up if you don't know)




    Had to look it up, ouch and no.

    But Friday I am hoping for some "Panty Butter".

    I have already chosen the thong my wife will wear all day.

    OMG, looked up both - don't fancy either :o
  • Claireack wrote:
    he still stands wrote:
    anyone ever tried "Voltaire's Angry Glove" (look it up if you don't know)




    Had to look it up, ouch and no.

    But Friday I am hoping for some "Panty Butter".

    I have already chosen the thong my wife will wear all day.

    OMG, looked up both - don't fancy either :o

    You have never tried Panty Butter then.
  • the wolf wrote:
    so what people wasnt in Philly doing for sex tonight??couse the ones was in Philly already the band fuck their mind twice.. :mrgreen:
    :lol:
    :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    You have never tried Panty Butter then.

    I'm veggie, would it count as a meat product?
  • Claireack wrote:
    You have never tried Panty Butter then.

    I'm veggie, would it count as a meat product?

    Me too and absolutely not!
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Nah still think I'll give it a miss.
  • Claireack wrote:
    You have never tried Panty Butter then.

    I'm veggie, would it count as a meat product?
    in sex meat is so ...usefull
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    dcfaithful wrote:
    anyone ever tried "Voltaire's Angry Glove" (look it up if you don't know)

    :o

    sounds hardcore...

    sounds fucking disgusting
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    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
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