Yeah, I wish....though I'd be concerned if she were more of a perv than me..
Would you really be concerned? I'm more of a perv than my bf in some ways. I wonder if he's concerned? Nahhhhh!!!
I'm sure he's happy, but I'm the jealous type....I don't want to worry about her humping the bed post when I'm not around ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Perv is probably the wrong choice of word. Like most guys, I want and think about having sex every other minute. She's more balanced and practices moderation..if it were up to me, we'd be fucking nonstop, which sounds good in theory, but would probably lead to other problems ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Wait, were you asking Ziggy? In any case, Ziggy when you say perv, what exactly do you mean?
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Perv is probably the wrong choice of word. Like most guys, I want and think about having sex every other minute. She's more balanced and practices moderation..if it were up to me, we'd be fucking nonstop, which sounds good in theory, but would probably lead to other problems ..
fucking nonstop doesnt make you a perv. i was more thinking kinky proclivities. which i guess is more pervert that perv. and im not too keen on the word pervert anyway.. it makes it seem like you(meaning i) are doing something wrong.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Wait, were you asking Ziggy? In any case, Ziggy when you say perv, what exactly do you mean?
I said perv in the same context you said perv.....although it's not a word I'd generally use. I'd generally just say someone was way hornier instead of saying they were more of a perv.
Wait, were you asking Ziggy? In any case, Ziggy when you say perv, what exactly do you mean?
I said perv in the same context you said perv.....although it's not a word I'd generally use. I'd generally just say someone was way hornier instead of saying they were more of a perv.
Yeah I say freaky ... we are both as freaky as each other ... just in slightly different ways that can be compatiable.
“There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
So if I sit on my left hand until it goes numb, then proceed to mangle the beast to high heaven while imagining it's the hand of a girl not my wife, is that considered cheating?
man, we had a term for that in middle school... what the hell was it? the stranger?
Yup, that's it!!
The Stranger...classic.
Here are the others I've gathered through out my years as an immature young adult:
The Houdini
The Rusty Trombone
The Alaskan Pipeline (quite possibly the most disgusting)
The Arabian Sungoggles
The Hot Karl
The Schnetzenberger (this one is just....wtf?)
I'm now laughing just thinking about them all.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Perv is probably the wrong choice of word. Like most guys, I want and think about having sex every other minute. She's more balanced and practices moderation..if it were up to me, we'd be fucking nonstop, which sounds good in theory, but would probably lead to other problems ..
Moderation is for pussies.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
man, we had a term for that in middle school... what the hell was it? the stranger?
Yup, that's it!!
The Stranger...classic.
Here are the others I've gathered through out my years as an immature young adult:
The Houdini
The Rusty Trombone
The Alaskan Pipeline (quite possibly the most disgusting)
The Arabian Sungoggles
The Hot Karl
The Schnetzenberger (this one is just....wtf?)
so what people wasnt in Philly doing for sex tonight??couse the ones was in Philly already the band fuck their mind twice..
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
anyone ever tried "Voltaire's Angry Glove" (look it up if you don't know)
sounds hardcore...
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
so what people wasnt in Philly doing for sex tonight??couse the ones was in Philly already the band fuck their mind twice..
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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I'm sure he's happy, but I'm the jealous type....I don't want to worry about her humping the bed post when I'm not around ..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
when you say perv.. what exactly do you mean???
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Perv is probably the wrong choice of word. Like most guys, I want and think about having sex every other minute. She's more balanced and practices moderation..if it were up to me, we'd be fucking nonstop, which sounds good in theory, but would probably lead to other problems ..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Wait, were you asking Ziggy? In any case, Ziggy when you say perv, what exactly do you mean?
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
you and zig.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
fucking nonstop doesnt make you a perv. i was more thinking kinky proclivities. which i guess is more pervert that perv. and im not too keen on the word pervert anyway.. it makes it seem like you(meaning i) are doing something wrong.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Bedpost?! :? You need to get your wife some sex toys pronto!!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
I said perv in the same context you said perv.....although it's not a word I'd generally use. I'd generally just say someone was way hornier instead of saying they were more of a perv.
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Yeah I say freaky ... we are both as freaky as each other ... just in slightly different ways that can be compatiable.
The Stranger...classic.
Here are the others I've gathered through out my years as an immature young adult:
The Houdini
The Rusty Trombone
The Alaskan Pipeline (quite possibly the most disgusting)
The Arabian Sungoggles
The Hot Karl
The Schnetzenberger (this one is just....wtf?)
I'm now laughing just thinking about them all.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Moderation is for pussies.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
oooooooooo...i do too!
however, i am not going with my husband.... :shock:
eh well...
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
the gf and i are staying at the Marriott
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
what ? :angel: :twisted:
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
Had to look it up, ouch and no.
But Friday I am hoping for some "Panty Butter".
I have already chosen the thong my wife will wear all day.
sounds hardcore...
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
OMG, looked up both - don't fancy either
You have never tried Panty Butter then.
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
I'm veggie, would it count as a meat product?
Me too and absolutely not!
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
sounds fucking disgusting
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★