So, What Are You Doing For Sex Tonight?

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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,380
    Laundry,dishes ,vacuuming and dinner she has to put out when i do evrything here :lol::lol::lol: ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Byrnzie wrote:
    It's very rare for girls to give good head. I've only ever met 2 who have given good head. One was English, the other Australian.
    wow thats really sad
    do you think its the givers or the taker?
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    pandora wrote:
    Byrnzie wrote:
    It's very rare for girls to give good head. I've only ever met 2 who have given good head. One was English, the other Australian.
    wow thats really sad
    do you think its the givers or the taker?

    Well, I'll have to say that it's the givers. In my experience most girls just can't do that special thing with their mouths/tongues (and I've no idea what the magic formula is).
  • pandora wrote:
    Byrnzie wrote:
    It's very rare for girls to give good head. I've only ever met 2 who have given good head. One was English, the other Australian.
    wow thats really sad
    do you think its the givers or the taker?
    Thank God for Greek Girls!!!!!
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    sounds very elusive for you
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    pandora wrote:
    Byrnzie wrote:
    It's very rare for girls to give good head. I've only ever met 2 who have given good head. One was English, the other Australian.
    wow thats really sad
    do you think its the givers or the taker?
    Thank God for Greek Girls!!!!!
    I'm thinkin its the Greek man!
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    pandora wrote:
    sounds very elusive for you

    Believe me, I know it when I get it. ;)
  • pandora wrote:
    sounds very elusive for you
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSTivVclQQ0
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    So you're not getting any anal at your house either?

    i dont think you women realize just how hard it is to find a gal even willing to try it, let alone enjoy it.


    believe it or not tis just as difficult for us girls too you know. though i imagine going up to a guy and saying hi will fuck me up the arse would have quite the effect. of course then the real test comes when you ask if hell allow you to reciprocate. then he chokes on his microbrew and mutters something about not being gay.

    i've no doubt it's hard for girls to find guys to screw, but i find it very hard to believe it's at all difficult for a girl to find a guy willing to give it like that. homophobia is a powerful thing. ironically, i hear it really doesn't do much for girls, but stimulating the prostate for guys is supposed to be pretty sweet so you'd think it'd be the other way round.
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Byrnzie wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    sounds very elusive for you

    Believe me, I know it when I get it. ;)
    well twice seems awful special in life- maybe one of those should have been a keeper!
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Hmmm.....I have a question for the men:

    Once you've done your business in a girl's mouth, do you like to kiss her straight afterwards?

    fair is fair... first place i go after i go down is right back up for a kiss! course, i can count on one hand the number of times ive done that kinda business... i dont seem to get the kind of jollies as most guys from receiving oral.

    funny thing is SS its really nothing to us...women quite often dont mind the taste of their own juices. we do suck our own fingers for lube afterall.

    true, but i think the key difference is girls are 1) capable of multiples and 2) produce juices before and during. we only pop at the end and you ladies are surely aware of how much we enjoy a good nap after that. kinda tough for guys to keep the arousal up once that happens. we lose interest pretty quick once that's over.
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    LMFAO!! It's all a front! He probably goes home and lets his fingers do the walking around to his own arse....come on boys, admit it!! You all like to let your fingers do the walking sometimes, don't you?! :lol:

    why use fingers when a glass toy feels so much better.


    cause i like the feeling.

    but the clean up is a mess... gets under your fingernails, etc...
  • RideRickRideRick Hoorn Posts: 703
    pandora wrote:
    Byrnzie wrote:
    It's very rare for girls to give good head. I've only ever met 2 who have given good head. One was English, the other Australian.
    wow thats really sad
    do you think its the givers or the taker?
    Thank God for Greek Girls!!!!!

    Giving them Greek food :lol:
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  • lockedlocked Boston Posts: 4,039
    The question is "What will I be doing instead of Sex Tonight"

    word up..

    No love here for the single and stagnant!..

    :mrgreen:
    "This here's a REQUEST!"
    EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    believe it or not tis just as difficult for us girls too you know. though i imagine going up to a guy and saying hi will fuck me up the arse would have quite the effect. of course then the real test comes when you ask if hell allow you to reciprocate. then he chokes on his microbrew and mutters something about not being gay.

    i've no doubt it's hard for girls to find guys to screw, but i find it very hard to believe it's at all difficult for a girl to find a guy willing to give it like that. homophobia is a powerful thing. ironically, i hear it really doesn't do much for girls, but stimulating the prostate for guys is supposed to be pretty sweet so you'd think it'd be the other way round.

    trust me. it does enough. ;)8-)
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  • RideRickRideRick Hoorn Posts: 703
    locked wrote:
    The question is "What will I be doing instead of Sex Tonight"

    word up..

    No love here for the single and stagnant!..

    :mrgreen:

    It ain't easy after you got married and popped some kids out of her either :lol:
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  • lockedlocked Boston Posts: 4,039
    amazingly, i am not either. not that i don't necessarily believe soul mates exist, i think they may...but i also don't believe they have to be your romantic partner, and nor do i believe that your mate MUST be your 'soul mate' for happiness. and, i sure as shit don't believe in 'happily ever after' b/c yes, that is just fairy tale BS. NO one is happy, 24/7, for life. sure, you can find the right person for you, have an overall happy/content marriage, etc....but life does get in the way a lot, and sure, even couples very much commited/in love...have issues. that's reality. it may not sound romantic, but honestly....having someone stick by you, and vice versa, no matter what BS you go thru, imo, IS the most romantic thing out there.

    and i am soooo happy it's the weekend! :mrgreen:[/quote]

    post of the year D2D..!

    nailed it..
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  • RideRick wrote:
    Thank God for Greek Girls!!!!!

    Giving them Greek food :lol:
    sausage are on fire!!!!
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    why use fingers when a glass toy feels so much better.


    cause i like the feeling.

    but the clean up is a mess... gets under your fingernails, etc...


    aah crap i just realised this whole line of replies was in reference to anal. so....

    ... as i previously stated but edited.. soap and water and a scrubbing brush if needed.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    Claireack wrote:
    nuffingman wrote:
    I think Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters are coming around for the evening

    Is it true that if you are right handed and use the left that it feels like someone else is doing it? Always wondered, prob asked hubby, can't remember what he said.
    This thread is growing... if you know what I mean. But in answer to your question NO! I read in a novel of a guy that would numb his hand in a bucket of ice cubes to achieve that. Frost bite on the old chap is not to be recommended. :shock:
  • lockedlocked Boston Posts: 4,039
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Just tell her to do it -- you've been married long enough to just say "Look woman, lick my arse!!" Maybe don't call her woman.....I'd probably punch you if you said that to me.

    How about next time she's down there licking and sucking your balls, just push her head down a little further, raise your arse and BAM she'll be licking away before you know it! Might help to get her drunk and/or stoned first. ;)

    Ziggy,
    I am not the least bit homophobic.
    I believe to each his / her own as long as it does not hurt anyone else.
    What consenting adults do in privacy is their own business.
    Having stated that, you seem to want to deny that there are hetero males who have no desire (secret or otherwise) to "take' or be fondled in the "arse" despite their "giving" desire.
    Simply not true.
    Have an open mind.
    "This here's a REQUEST!"
    EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
    10/25/13 Hartford
  • lockedlocked Boston Posts: 4,039
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I love going down on a girl. Possibly my favourite thing. Normally go at it for about 30 minutes.

    And in your current or past experience, do the girls like to lick themselves off your face afterwards?

    where can i find girls like you in Boston???

    On behalf of all the men thread lurking...

    "We're not worthy!"

    (Kneels and worships!)
    :D
    "This here's a REQUEST!"
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    10/25/13 Hartford
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    You know I think I'm very naive. Or what was the word mentioned earlier on? I keep thinking it's lemon, but I think it was vanilla, well maybe not quite completely though. But quite happy with the way things are and I don't get any complaints for hubby.

    Still this all makes interesting reading. :D
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Claireack wrote:
    You know I think I'm very naive. Or what was the word mentioned earlier on? I keep thinking it's lemon, but I think it was vanilla, well maybe not quite completely though. But quite happy with the way things are and I don't get any complaints for hubby.

    Still this all makes interesting reading. :D

    just becos you dont get complaints doesnt mean he's not itching to try things mentioned in here... see the one married dude who says he's overall happy with the frequency but wishes for a little more adventure. ;)

    and it's vanilla.
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