So, What Are You Doing For Sex Tonight?

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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    hopefully picking up a cute girl on my bar crawl today, but odds are good i will be too drunk today to perform ;)

    then why dont you pace yourself knowing you want to pick up??

    it was a special occasion. i passed the bar exam, so getting drunk was my priority ;) and when you start at 11am... no amount of pacing can keep you functional in the late hours.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    it was a special occasion. i passed the bar exam, so getting drunk was my priority ;) and when you start at 11am... no amount of pacing can keep you functional in the late hours.

    WOW!! Congratulations!! :D

    So did you pick up?
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    it was a special occasion. i passed the bar exam, so getting drunk was my priority ;) and when you start at 11am... no amount of pacing can keep you functional in the late hours.

    WOW!! Congratulations!! :D

    So did you pick up?

    i dont think so. but there is a large chunk of time missing in between about 10-4, so who knows.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    it was a special occasion. i passed the bar exam, so getting drunk was my priority ;) and when you start at 11am... no amount of pacing can keep you functional in the late hours.

    WOW!! Congratulations!! :D

    So did you pick up?

    i dont think so. but there is a large chunk of time missing in between about 10-4, so who knows.

    We'll just go with the notion that you had a pretty fulfilling night ;)
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  • Dickeye wrote:
    Fucking, I hope! :lol:
    ,,lol
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    dcfaithful wrote:
    i dont think so. but there is a large chunk of time missing in between about 10-4, so who knows.

    We'll just go with the notion that you had a pretty fulfilling night ;)

    i kinda hope not. the only thing worse than my dry spell would be breaking the dry spell and not remembering ;)
  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    dcfaithful wrote:
    i dont think so. but there is a large chunk of time missing in between about 10-4, so who knows.

    We'll just go with the notion that you had a pretty fulfilling night ;)

    i kinda hope not. the only thing worse than my dry spell would be breaking the dry spell and not remembering ;)

    DOH!
    :o :shock:
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    dcfaithful wrote:
    i dont think so. but there is a large chunk of time missing in between about 10-4, so who knows.

    We'll just go with the notion that you had a pretty fulfilling night ;)

    i kinda hope not. the only thing worse than my dry spell would be breaking the dry spell and not remembering ;)

    Yeah but cracking the mystery of who with may have been fun for the time being. ;)

    Although discovering an STD may counter that... :o;)
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • bee_boybee_boy Posts: 384
    Not getting any action tonight... or tomorrow... or for the next 2 weeks for that matter. The missus is visiting relatives in Switzerland and Spain :(
  • bee_boy wrote:
    Not getting any action tonight... or tomorrow... or for the next 2 weeks for that matter. The missus is visiting relatives in Switzerland and Spain :(
    thats great news ;)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    bee_boy wrote:
    Not getting any action tonight... or tomorrow... or for the next 2 weeks for that matter. The missus is visiting relatives in Switzerland and Spain :(

    ...and coincidentally, you're sitting right infront of the portal to the worlds largest supply of pornography. Let the fun begin. :D
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    dcfaithful wrote:
    bee_boy wrote:
    Not getting any action tonight... or tomorrow... or for the next 2 weeks for that matter. The missus is visiting relatives in Switzerland and Spain :(

    ...and coincidentally, you're sitting right infront of the portal to the worlds largest supply of pornography. Let the fun begin. :D

    LOL before my GF goes out of town she always cleans up the computer. I dont know why she does this, it's just her thing. But when she is done she always says, "there, now you can look at porn faster" :lol:
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • the wolf wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    bee_boy wrote:
    Not getting any action tonight... or tomorrow... or for the next 2 weeks for that matter. The missus is visiting relatives in Switzerland and Spain :(

    ...and coincidentally, you're sitting right infront of the portal to the worlds largest supply of pornography. Let the fun begin. :D

    LOL before my GF goes out of town she always cleans up the computer. I dont know why she does this, it's just her thing. But when she is done she always says, "there, now you can look at porn faster" :lol:


    now THAT is love!
    and quite considerate too!
    ;)


    but cmon now...we all know ya'll are looking at porn on a daily basis...whether we're home or away!
    :lol:
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    the wolf wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    bee_boy wrote:
    Not getting any action tonight... or tomorrow... or for the next 2 weeks for that matter. The missus is visiting relatives in Switzerland and Spain :(

    ...and coincidentally, you're sitting right infront of the portal to the worlds largest supply of pornography. Let the fun begin. :D

    LOL before my GF goes out of town she always cleans up the computer. I dont know why she does this, it's just her thing. But when she is done she always says, "there, now you can look at porn faster" :lol:

    This is just proof that women know their men too well, lol.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • the wolf wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    bee_boy wrote:
    Not getting any action tonight... or tomorrow... or for the next 2 weeks for that matter. The missus is visiting relatives in Switzerland and Spain :(

    ...and coincidentally, you're sitting right infront of the portal to the worlds largest supply of pornography. Let the fun begin. :D

    LOL before my GF goes out of town she always cleans up the computer. I dont know why she does this, it's just her thing. But when she is done she always says, "there, now you can look at porn faster" :lol:
    :lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    the wolf wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    bee_boy wrote:
    Not getting any action tonight... or tomorrow... or for the next 2 weeks for that matter. The missus is visiting relatives in Switzerland and Spain :(

    ...and coincidentally, you're sitting right infront of the portal to the worlds largest supply of pornography. Let the fun begin. :D

    LOL before my GF goes out of town she always cleans up the computer. I dont know why she does this, it's just her thing. But when she is done she always says, "there, now you can look at porn faster" :lol:

    cleans the computer? seriously pick up some of these

    kleenex.jpg

    ;) :wave:
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    norm wrote:

    cleans the computer? seriously pick up some of these

    kleenex.jpg

    ;) :wave:
    :lol::lol:
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • bee_boybee_boy Posts: 384
    the wolf wrote:
    norm wrote:

    cleans the computer? seriously pick up some of these

    kleenex.jpg

    ;) :wave:
    :lol::lol:

    She DID mention something about being careful not to spill anything on the PC's monitor or keyboard.... EWWW
  • norm wrote:
    cleans the computer? seriously pick up some of these

    kleenex.jpg

    ;) :wave:



    OMG norm!
    i am dying here!
    :lol:

    :mrgreen:
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    norm wrote:
    kleenex.jpg

    on a related note, anyone looking for stock tips invest in kleenex, becos i'm ensuring their profits for years to come these days. how long without is too long for everyone? it's been a month since i've been laid and i'm about ready to lose it. oddly, i know i've gone longer without when i was in a relationship, but maybe knowing it was a sure thing eventually took the edge off. now, being single... seems far too likely that a month could become two, three, a year...
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    norm wrote:
    cleans the computer? seriously pick up some of these

    kleenex.jpg

    ;) :wave:



    OMG norm!
    i am dying here!
    :lol:

    :mrgreen:

    I'm dying too, but c'mon now...can we at least get the Puffs with lotion infused?? It would just kill two birds with one stone... :thumbup:
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    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I'm dying too, but c'mon now...can we at least get the Puffs with lotion infused?? It would just kill two birds with one stone... :thumbup:


    i'm old school ;) :wave:
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    norm wrote:
    kleenex.jpg

    on a related note, anyone looking for stock tips invest in kleenex, becos i'm ensuring their profits for years to come these days. how long without is too long for everyone? it's been a month since i've been laid and i'm about ready to lose it. oddly, i know i've gone longer without when i was in a relationship, but maybe knowing it was a sure thing eventually took the edge off. now, being single... seems far too likely that a month could become two, three, a year...

    I remember the single days...often pondering when the next escapade might happen...usually they sneak up and it happens like a car crash. You're left disoriented and only remembering minor details. :shock:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    norm wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I'm dying too, but c'mon now...can we at least get the Puffs with lotion infused?? It would just kill two birds with one stone... :thumbup:


    i'm old school ;) :wave:

    which translates to = immunity to chaffing? ;)
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I'm now in agreement on being blown away that this thread has yet to be locked.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • norm wrote:
    kleenex.jpg

    on a related note, anyone looking for stock tips invest in kleenex, becos i'm ensuring their profits for years to come these days. how long without is too long for everyone? it's been a month since i've been laid and i'm about ready to lose it. oddly, i know i've gone longer without when i was in a relationship, but maybe knowing it was a sure thing eventually took the edge off. now, being single... seems far too likely that a month could become two, three, a year...



    i think there is a lot of truth in there. i am not saying it holds true for me, but i think it does happen, often, male or female. i think 'too long' varies greatly...sometimes a week can be too long, othertimes...not so much. such a changeable notion. i think it's too long when you hit that point of it being TOO LONG! i know i eventually flip when i face that.... :evil: :shock: :twisted:
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I'm now in agreement on being blown away that this thread has yet to be locked.

    hey i'm doing my best! ;):lol:
  • norm wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I'm now in agreement on being blown away that this thread has yet to be locked.

    hey i'm doing my best! ;):lol:


    i think overall, while a really *charged* topic, most have done well to keep it relatively tame. thus, the longevity. at least that's my hypothesis. that i think the mods are amused with us all at times...
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Does weed make anyone unbelievably horny? Baked sex/orgasms = THE BEST! 8-)

    Hmmmmm.....and wonder what it would take to get this locked.....
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Hmmmmm.....and wonder what it would take to get this locked.....

    you! :P :wave:
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