So, What Are You Doing For Sex Tonight?

soulsinging

ZiggyStar wrote:

Does weed make anyone unbelievably horny? Baked sex/orgasms = THE BEST!

Hmmmmm.....and wonder what it would take to get this locked.....

it's supposed to lower your testosterone, but it's always made me hornier than hell! might be part of the problem these days

soulsinging

dcfaithful wrote:

soulsinging wrote:

norm wrote:

on a related note, anyone looking for stock tips invest in kleenex, becos i'm ensuring their profits for years to come these days. how long without is too long for everyone? it's been a month since i've been laid and i'm about ready to lose it. oddly, i know i've gone longer without when i was in a relationship, but maybe knowing it was a sure thing eventually took the edge off. now, being single... seems far too likely that a month could become two, three, a year...

I remember the single days...often pondering when the next escapade might happen...usually they sneak up and it happens like a car crash. You're left disoriented and only remembering minor details. :shock:

maybe that's the crazy... the escapade of a month ago occurred in a highly intoxicated state, is barely remembered, and definitely did not satisfy!

ZiggyStar

norm wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Hmmmmm.....and wonder what it would take to get this locked.....

you! :P :wave:

LMAO!! Yeah.....probably will!! Grrrrr........they hate me around me!!

Kat, why do you hate me so much? You're so mean to me!!

ZiggyStar

soulsinging wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Does weed make anyone unbelievably horny? Baked sex/orgasms = THE BEST!

Hmmmmm.....and wonder what it would take to get this locked.....

it's supposed to lower your testosterone, but it's always made me hornier than hell! might be part of the problem these days

I haven't had any weed for a week and yesterday I had a smoke -- 5 orgasms throughout the day! Got to fucking love weed!

dcfaithful

soulsinging wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Does weed make anyone unbelievably horny? Baked sex/orgasms = THE BEST!

Hmmmmm.....and wonder what it would take to get this locked.....

it's supposed to lower your testosterone, but it's always made me hornier than hell! might be part of the problem these days

Fortunately, I'm unbelievably horny without the weed. I end up getting wild cottonmouth w/ baked sex...although I imagine it's probably better than becoming engulfed in bouts of guffaw. I don't think my GF would appreciate that too much. She'd probably then shun me to the office to listen to my vinyl records with my skullcandy's....which I guess I don't have a problem with either. :ugeek:

I think I know what's on my agenda tonight....:)

dcfaithful

ZiggyStar wrote:

soulsinging wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Does weed make anyone unbelievably horny? Baked sex/orgasms = THE BEST!

Hmmmmm.....and wonder what it would take to get this locked.....

it's supposed to lower your testosterone, but it's always made me hornier than hell! might be part of the problem these days

I haven't had any weed for a week and yesterday I had a smoke -- 5 orgasms! Got to fucking love weed!

Sounds like some kind buds...

dcfaithful

norm wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Hmmmmm.....and wonder what it would take to get this locked.....

you! :P :wave:

Yes, Ziggy. You're definitely the boundary pusher on this one.

ZiggyStar

dcfaithful wrote:

norm wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Hmmmmm.....and wonder what it would take to get this locked.....

you! :P :wave:

Yes, Ziggy. You're definitely the boundary pusher on this one.

Hey....what can I say....I like pushing limits and boundaries!

Man, I've been fucking GOOD lately....haven't been pushing any boundaries at all....isn't that right, Katty Kat Kat? ZiggyStar = good girl now! Just for you!

norm

ZiggyStar wrote:

I haven't had any weed for a week and yesterday I had a smoke -- 5 orgasms throughout the day! Got to fucking love weed!

honey you're so horny a light breeze gives you an orgasm! :P :wave:

ZiggyStar

norm wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

I haven't had any weed for a week and yesterday I had a smoke -- 5 orgasms throughout the day! Got to fucking love weed!

honey you're so horny a light breeze gives you an orgasm! :P :wave:

Only on good days!

Gary Carter

ZiggyStar wrote:

Does weed make anyone unbelievably horny? Baked sex/orgasms = THE BEST!

Hmmmmm.....and wonder what it would take to get this locked.....

weed makes me ummm orgasm really good

bare boobs would get this thread locked and a ban

i will be in brooklyn tonight seeing my milf

ZiggyStar

metsfan wrote:

bare boobs would get this thread locked and a ban

Do it for the team, mets!

Gary Carter

ZiggyStar wrote:

metsfan wrote:

bare boobs would get this thread locked and a ban

Do it for the team, mets!

i don't have boobs sooooo you should do it instead

Drowned Out

metsfan wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Does weed make anyone unbelievably horny? Baked sex/orgasms = THE BEST!

Hmmmmm.....and wonder what it would take to get this locked.....

weed makes me ummm orgasm really good

bare boobs would get this thread locked and a ban

i will be in brooklyn tonight seeing my milf

dude...'the'....not 'my'. I hope.

norm

Drowned Out wrote:

metsfan wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Does weed make anyone unbelievably horny? Baked sex/orgasms = THE BEST!

Hmmmmm.....and wonder what it would take to get this locked.....

weed makes me ummm orgasm really good

bare boobs would get this thread locked and a ban

i will be in brooklyn tonight seeing my milf

dude...'the'....not 'my'. I hope.

Gary Carter

Drowned Out wrote:

metsfan wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Does weed make anyone unbelievably horny? Baked sex/orgasms = THE BEST!

Hmmmmm.....and wonder what it would take to get this locked.....

weed makes me ummm orgasm really good

bare boobs would get this thread locked and a ban

i will be in brooklyn tonight seeing my milf

dude...'the'....not 'my'. I hope.

oops my bad heh heh

dcfaithful

metsfan wrote:

oops my bad heh heh

I thank you endlessly for the clarification.

Lizard

**awkward**

ZiggyStar

haha Fucking hilarious!

Drowned Out

metsfan wrote:

oops my bad heh heh

Don't worry....I was at a social function with my family one night, and we'd all been drinking a lot....my mom started talking about getting old, and sounded a bit down about how it was affecting her looks...I tried to make her feel better by saying something like ' aw, mom you're still a coug' or something....what came out was 'mom, you're still a milf'. Thankfully she didn't know the term and I don't think she remembers it....my bro-in-law heard me say it...he remembers :roll:
NOT a Freudian double-whammy.

Gary Carter

dcfaithful wrote:

metsfan wrote:

oops my bad heh heh

I thank you endlessly for the clarification.

sorry i'm having jameson with dinner right now heh heh

Gary Carter

Drowned Out wrote:

metsfan wrote:

oops my bad heh heh

Don't worry....I was at a social function with my family one night, and we'd all been drinking a lot....my mom started talking about getting old, and sounded a bit down about how it was affecting her looks...I tried to make her feel better by saying something like ' aw, mom you're still a coug' or something....what came out was 'mom, you're still a milf'. Thankfully she didn't know the term and I don't think she remembers it....my bro-in-law heard me say it...he remembers :roll:
NOT a Freudian double-whammy.

hahahahhahaha good one

soulsinging

Drowned Out wrote:

metsfan wrote:

oops my bad heh heh

Don't worry....I was at a social function with my family one night, and we'd all been drinking a lot....my mom started talking about getting old, and sounded a bit down about how it was affecting her looks...I tried to make her feel better by saying something like ' aw, mom you're still a coug' or something....what came out was 'mom, you're still a milf'. Thankfully she didn't know the term and I don't think she remembers it....my bro-in-law heard me say it...he remembers :roll:
NOT a Freudian double-whammy.

if i was your brother-in-law, that'd be on your tombstone

Drowned Out

soulsinging wrote:

if i was your brother-in-law, that'd be on your tombstone

he's not as merciless as I'd be if the tables were turned, that's for sure.

dcfaithful

soulsinging wrote:

Drowned Out wrote:

metsfan wrote:

oops my bad heh heh

Don't worry....I was at a social function with my family one night, and we'd all been drinking a lot....my mom started talking about getting old, and sounded a bit down about how it was affecting her looks...I tried to make her feel better by saying something like ' aw, mom you're still a coug' or something....what came out was 'mom, you're still a milf'. Thankfully she didn't know the term and I don't think she remembers it....my bro-in-law heard me say it...he remembers :roll:
NOT a Freudian double-whammy.

if i was your brother-in-law, that'd be on your tombstone

soulsinging = obviously an irreplaceable relative

dcfaithful

metsfan wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

metsfan wrote:

oops my bad heh heh

I thank you endlessly for the clarification.

sorry i'm having jameson with dinner right now heh heh

Totally acceptable.

Claireack

I have a raging sore throat, guess my hubby will be offering me some special throat medicine that he has in a handy dispensor.

soulsinging

Claireack wrote:

I have a raging sore throat, guess my hubby will be offering me some special throat medicine that he has in a handy dispensor.

now that's a wife!

dcfaithful

Claireack wrote:

I have a raging sore throat, guess my hubby will be offering me some special throat medicine that he has in a handy dispensor.

Must...not...think...immature thoughts.... :shock: :shock:

dcfaithful

ZiggyStar wrote:

soulsinging wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Does weed make anyone unbelievably horny? Baked sex/orgasms = THE BEST!

Hmmmmm.....and wonder what it would take to get this locked.....

it's supposed to lower your testosterone, but it's always made me hornier than hell! might be part of the problem these days

I haven't had any weed for a week and yesterday I had a smoke -- 5 orgasms throughout the day! Got to fucking love weed!

GREAT idea, Zig