Tips on getting girls

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thefixer9
thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
edited January 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Reasons for making this thread;

1.I am bored
2. I don't want to go to sleep
3. 81 told me to... :lol:

So I am in high school and even though I don't really worry about getting a girl, when I do there always seem to be problems.....SO....any tips?

PS. Trust me on this, no girl at my school listens to PJ... :lol:
Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12

PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
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  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,489
    bathe in cologne.
    :lol:
    I LOVE MUSIC.
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    arrrr!!! Give them rum!!!!!



























    just kidding...thats really bad advice!
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    edited September 2012
    :lol: :corn:

    rule #1 of 10c, don't listen to numbers

    rule #2 of 10c, listen to our advice

    just ask _ about how we helped her out. :lol:

    rule #3 of 10c, if you want to pick up girls, just walk up to them, say, hi, i'm the fixer9 and i'm here to fix you.

    BOOM

    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    don't be a douche. Or do be... they seem to get the girls. :fp:
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,489
    81 wrote:

    rule #3 of 10c, if you want to pick up girls, just walk up to them, say, hi, i'm the fixer9 and i'm here to fix you.

    BOOM

    :lol:

    i wasn't buying into this rule at all.....then i got to the BOOM. :lol:
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mfc2006 wrote:
    81 wrote:

    rule #3 of 10c, if you want to pick up girls, just walk up to them, say, hi, i'm the fixer9 and i'm here to fix you.

    BOOM

    :lol:

    i wasn't buying into this rule at all.....then i got to the BOOM. :lol:


    it's all about dropping the Boom.

    that sounds piratey
    81 is now off the air

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  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    5 minutes in and this is already the greatest thread I've made on here... :lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Bump
  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    81 wrote:
    :lol: :corn:

    rule #1 of 10c, don't listen to numbers

    rule #2 of 10c, listen to our advice

    just ask _ about how we helped her out. :lol:

    rule #3 of 10c, if you want to pick up girls, just walk up to them, say, hi, i'm the fixer9 and i'm here to fix you.

    BOOM

    :lol:

    I'm pretty sure there is a rule at the school specially pertaining to rule #3 :lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,489
    81 wrote:
    mfc2006 wrote:
    81 wrote:

    rule #3 of 10c, if you want to pick up girls, just walk up to them, say, hi, i'm the fixer9 and i'm here to fix you.

    BOOM

    :lol:

    i wasn't buying into this rule at all.....then i got to the BOOM. :lol:


    it's all about dropping the Boom.

    that sounds piratey


    YARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    get a white van and offer them free candy.
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    thefixer9 wrote:
    I'm pretty sure there is a rule at the school specially pertaining to rule #3 :lol:

    Rule #4 of 10c, we don't let some pansy ass school rule get in the way of our conquests.
    81 is now off the air

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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    get a white van and offer them free candy.

    Dark van... tinted windows... :shifty:
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    get a white van and offer them free candy.

    i wonder if the princessvan in MT will be white....

    :think:
    81 is now off the air

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  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    get a white van and offer them free candy.

    Dark van... tinted windows... :shifty:
    white utility van... no back windows. spray paint "free candy" or if you feel better about it "free puppies" chicks dig puppies.
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • thefixer9
    thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    get a white van and offer them free candy.

    Dark van... tinted windows... :shifty:

    Yeah...somehow I don't think this will be my best choice.. :lol:
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,489
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    get a white van and offer them free candy.

    Dark van... tinted windows... :shifty:

    :?

    get a pocket protector, hike up your pants & start calling yourself Screech.

    sure, that may not help in high school...but you'll end up making porn movies! :lol:
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    thefixer9 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    get a white van and offer them free candy.

    Dark van... tinted windows... :shifty:

    Yeah...somehow I don't think this will be my best choice.. :lol:

    Call it the bang bus
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,165
    just ask questions like in the 40 Year Old Virgin :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa1IN1GN4Q4
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    thefixer9 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    get a white van and offer them free candy.

    Dark van... tinted windows... :shifty:

    Yeah...somehow I don't think this will be my best choice.. :lol:

    one word

    motorcycle

    trust me when i say this...and i honestly mean it...you get yourself a motorcycle, you get yourself a beat down bat for the women that are going to be climbing all over you.
    81 is now off the air

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