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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,658
    Wobbie said:
    not the worst, but I definitely said MOTHERF**KER!! when the tree branch I was sawing came down and smacked my face.



    Definitely "MOTHERF**KER!!" worthy.  Glad at least that it get you in the eye!
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    -Roberto Benigni











  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,011
    Wobbie said:
    not the worst, but I definitely said MOTHERF**KER!! when the tree branch I was sawing came down and smacked my face.


    Weren't you using your rock adz there, Wobby?
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  • BLACK35
    BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,966
    Got my finger wedged between some metal at work. If I didn’t move my hand as fast a I did I think I could have lost a digit or two

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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,246
    Yikes! ^^^^

    my eye looks OK this morning but my vision seems a bit effed up.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,658
    Had the surface of 1/2 inch of my lower lip frozen with liquid nitrogen about an hour ago.  Pre-cancer shit.  That was fun.  :frowning:
    Nope, sorry, not gonna take a photo.  :lol:    
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,658
    This morning, I was cooking up a batch of pancakes and flipped one that kind of smacked down in the pan a bit too much and shot a drop of hot oil at my face.  That sizzling little devil hit me right on the edge of my lower right eyelid.  Man oh man, that hurt like an s.o.beeeyeowwwww!  Hours later and it still smarts a bit but hey, counting my lucky star-- at least it didn't get my eyeball proper!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,246
    brianlux said:
    This morning, I was cooking up a batch of pancakes and flipped one that kind of smacked down in the pan a bit too much and shot a drop of hot oil at my face.  That sizzling little devil hit me right on the edge of my lower right eyelid.  Man oh man, that hurt like an s.o.beeeyeowwwww!  Hours later and it still smarts a bit but hey, counting my lucky star-- at least it didn't get my eyeball proper!
    your first mistake was using oil to cook pancakes. WTF, Brian???? :nuh_uh:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,658
    Wobbie said:
    brianlux said:
    This morning, I was cooking up a batch of pancakes and flipped one that kind of smacked down in the pan a bit too much and shot a drop of hot oil at my face.  That sizzling little devil hit me right on the edge of my lower right eyelid.  Man oh man, that hurt like an s.o.beeeyeowwwww!  Hours later and it still smarts a bit but hey, counting my lucky star-- at least it didn't get my eyeball proper!
    your first mistake was using oil to cook pancakes. WTF, Brian???? :nuh_uh:

    I used to use a Teflon pan until I learned about "forever chemicals".  I usually just use a thin film of oil to keep the pancakes from sticking, but this time I got lazy and allowed too much in the pan (I use cast iron).  And they are healthy pancakes!  Here's my recipe:

    One part Annie's Organic Pancake mix
    One part King Arthur Gluten-Free Pancake mix
    One part Bob's Red Mill Cornbread mix
    1/2 part Quick Oats
    1/4 part Bob's Red Mil Organic Golden Flaxseed Meal

    One egg per person being served
    Enough Rice milk to make the batter to desired thickness
    (No added oils)

    I do it all be sight.  Been doing this so long I can do it in my sleep.  In fact, I was probably asleep when I put too much oil in the pan and it nailed me!
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  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    When you're driving home from PJ tour at 2am and this is your view down the highway.

    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,246
    northerndragon said:
    When you're driving home from PJ tour at 2am and this is your view down the highway.

    that would definitely call for a MOTHERF**KER! :angry:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Wobbie said:
    northerndragon said:
    When you're driving home from PJ tour at 2am and this is your view down the highway.

    that would definitely call for a MOTHERF**KER! :angry:
    Highway closed - three hour detour after over an hour stopped. MOTHERF**KER!
    Side note: All persons involved got out safely and are ok.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,246
    northerndragon said:
    Wobbie said:
    northerndragon said:
    When you're driving home from PJ tour at 2am and this is your view down the highway.

    that would definitely call for a MOTHERF**KER! :angry:
    Highway closed - three hour detour after over an hour stopped. MOTHERF**KER!
    Side note: All persons involved got out safely and are ok.
    how was the show? :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • GlowGirl
    GlowGirl New York, NY Posts: 12,065
    I was up all night with food poisoning and all the nasty symptoms that go along with it. I am starting to feel a bit better but still haven’t been able to have any solid food yet today. Just trying to stay hydrating. 
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,168
    northerndragon said:
    When you're driving home from PJ tour at 2am and this is your view down the highway.


    Is that a truck on fire or a house?
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  • lastexitlondon
    lastexitlondon Posts: 14,876
    GlowGirl said:
    I was up all night with food poisoning and all the nasty symptoms that go along with it. I am starting to feel a bit better but still haven’t been able to have any solid food yet today. Just trying to stay hydrating. 
    Oh man that's one of my fears. I hope it's turned the corner. Absolutely awful feeling. Thinking of you my friend 


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  • GlowGirl
    GlowGirl New York, NY Posts: 12,065
    lastexitlondon said:
    GlowGirl said:
    I was up all night with food poisoning and all the nasty symptoms that go along with it. I am starting to feel a bit better but still haven’t been able to have any solid food yet today. Just trying to stay hydrating. 
    Oh man that's one of my fears. I hope it's turned the corner. Absolutely awful feeling. Thinking of you my friend 
    Thanks. It was brutal. But I feel much better now - just a little weak from not eating. I finally had a piece of toast last night. My appetite is returning but I am not sure what I want to eat - maybe a grilled cheese sandwich. 
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,168
    Banged the side of my foot at work on a big heavy box at work. Now it’s all swollen 😕

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  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,168
    eeriepadave said:
    Banged the side of my foot at work on a big heavy box at work. Now it’s all swollen 😕

    Not sure why that pic is kinda blurry 

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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,657
    YIKES! Looked better blurry, hahaha.
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,246
    workers comp, dave.

    unless you don’t want to get drug tested.
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