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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,769
    Wobbie said:
    not the worst, but I definitely said MOTHERF**KER!! when the tree branch I was sawing came down and smacked my face.



    Definitely "MOTHERF**KER!!" worthy.  Glad at least that it get you in the eye!
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    Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 36,675
    Wobbie said:
    not the worst, but I definitely said MOTHERF**KER!! when the tree branch I was sawing came down and smacked my face.


    Weren't you using your rock adz there, Wobby?
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,521
    Yikes! ^^^^

    my eye looks OK this morning but my vision seems a bit effed up.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,769
    Had the surface of 1/2 inch of my lower lip frozen with liquid nitrogen about an hour ago.  Pre-cancer shit.  That was fun.  :frowning:
    Nope, sorry, not gonna take a photo.  :lol:    
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,769
    This morning, I was cooking up a batch of pancakes and flipped one that kind of smacked down in the pan a bit too much and shot a drop of hot oil at my face.  That sizzling little devil hit me right on the edge of my lower right eyelid.  Man oh man, that hurt like an s.o.beeeyeowwwww!  Hours later and it still smarts a bit but hey, counting my lucky star-- at least it didn't get my eyeball proper!
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,521
    brianlux said:
    This morning, I was cooking up a batch of pancakes and flipped one that kind of smacked down in the pan a bit too much and shot a drop of hot oil at my face.  That sizzling little devil hit me right on the edge of my lower right eyelid.  Man oh man, that hurt like an s.o.beeeyeowwwww!  Hours later and it still smarts a bit but hey, counting my lucky star-- at least it didn't get my eyeball proper!
    your first mistake was using oil to cook pancakes. WTF, Brian???? :nuh_uh:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,769
    Wobbie said:
    brianlux said:
    This morning, I was cooking up a batch of pancakes and flipped one that kind of smacked down in the pan a bit too much and shot a drop of hot oil at my face.  That sizzling little devil hit me right on the edge of my lower right eyelid.  Man oh man, that hurt like an s.o.beeeyeowwwww!  Hours later and it still smarts a bit but hey, counting my lucky star-- at least it didn't get my eyeball proper!
    your first mistake was using oil to cook pancakes. WTF, Brian???? :nuh_uh:

    I used to use a Teflon pan until I learned about "forever chemicals".  I usually just use a thin film of oil to keep the pancakes from sticking, but this time I got lazy and allowed too much in the pan (I use cast iron).  And they are healthy pancakes!  Here's my recipe:

    One part Annie's Organic Pancake mix
    One part King Arthur Gluten-Free Pancake mix
    One part Bob's Red Mill Cornbread mix
    1/2 part Quick Oats
    1/4 part Bob's Red Mil Organic Golden Flaxseed Meal

    One egg per person being served
    Enough Rice milk to make the batter to desired thickness
    (No added oils)

    I do it all be sight.  Been doing this so long I can do it in my sleep.  In fact, I was probably asleep when I put too much oil in the pan and it nailed me!
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