MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!

eeriepadave

Wobbie said:

not worthy, dave

I know, didn't even draw any blood. Although when it happened I did say something in the line of "Motherfucker!"

Malroth

eeriepadave said:

Wobbie said:

not worthy, dave

I know, didn't even draw any blood. Although when it happened I did say something in the line of "Motherfucker!"

I had a cat who was laying on my chest while reclining in my chair jump up grab my neck on each side with its claws and bite my nose. was bleeding in 3 places. sorry...had to get that off my chest.

Halifax2TheMax

Malroth said:

eeriepadave said:

Wobbie said:

not worthy, dave

I know, didn't even draw any blood. Although when it happened I did say something in the line of "Motherfucker!"

I had a cat who was laying on my chest while reclining in my chair jump up grab my neck on each side with its claws and bite my nose. was bleeding in 3 places. sorry...had to get that off my chest.

The cat?

Malroth

me! had his claws in my neck, while gnawing on my nose

eeriepadave

Halifax2TheMax said:

Malroth said:

eeriepadave said:

Wobbie said:

not worthy, dave

I know, didn't even draw any blood. Although when it happened I did say something in the line of "Motherfucker!"

I had a cat who was laying on my chest while reclining in my chair jump up grab my neck on each side with its claws and bite my nose. was bleeding in 3 places. sorry...had to get that off my chest.

The cat?

was thinking the same.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

I've waited over a year.
But here it is!
DO I WIN??

Wobbie

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

I've waited over a year.
But here it is!
DO I WIN??

strong possibility, but an “in surgery” picture would have sealed the deal.

Wobbie

the second superintendent’s kid got nailed with a golf ball at the golf course. I guess the asshole who hit her was mostly concerned with where his ball ended up. I dislike the majority of golfers.

lastexitlondon

Jesus did it knock a tooth out

lastexitlondon

Talking of this thread I had a gastroscopy without sedation. That was a mistake. Horrific.

Wobbie

lastexitlondon said:

Talking of this thread I had a gastroscopy without sedation. That was a mistake. Horrific.

What does that entail? I once thought dental work without novocaine would be OK. Nope.

lastexitlondon

The camera down the throat into the stomach. I had 3 now last one I was sure I didn't have sedation...I did .
This was an awful experience so if there is another. Sedation all the way

Wobbie

lastexitlondon said:

The camera down the throat into the stomach. I had 3 now last one I was sure I didn't have sedation...I did .
This was an awful experience so if there is another. Sedation all the way

I’ve had NG tubes twice, maybe three times. They’re no fun.

brianlux

Here we go again. Last August, I got up out of a chair at a bit of an angle and my knee felt like it dislocated.  Mighty painful!  

And then, a little over a year later, earlier this evening, I got up from my desk chair to go into the kitchen, took one step, and SNAP! Same knee as a year ago, only this time I did not twist my knee or do anything unusual. I just stood up and it snapped really loudly. My wife was in another room and said, "I heard that! Are you alright?" For a minute or so, all I could do was groan. Hurt line an s.o.b.! And what seemed odd to me is that I couldn't bend my right knee. The slightest bend gave me shots of intense pain. I managed to get in the easy chair in the living room with my leg straight out, propped up with an ottoman, and draped the knee with a good sized ice pack.

I told my wife, "I don't have time for this [cursing, cursing], I've got things to do. No way am I going to start falling apart at 73. [More cursing]."

She said, "It's part of aging, you have no choice."

She's not fond of me cussing, so I sucked it up and said , "We'll see. Let's watch a Rockford Files."

Good choice! James Garner had shot to hell knees and he still managed to make the move "Space Cowboys" at the age of 72. Good motivation, thank you Mr. Garner.

Two and a half hours later, I've gotten some mobility back.

Hack or pack? I'm hacking.

Poncier

Might want to het that looked at.
Sounds like a ligament or tendon.

brianlux

Poncier said:

Might want to het that looked at.
Sounds like a ligament or tendon.

Last night I was pretty certain I'd be calling my GP this morning, but it's loosened up and I just aching some so I'll give it the weekend and see how it goes.  Between my wife and I, we've wracked up way to many medical bills this last year or so.  Thank goodness a lot is covered by medicare, but there have also been a lot of dental and vision bills, so we've been kind of hammered this year.  That and the fact that I'm totally sick of going to medical appointments.  Good grief, I feel like I've spent half my life in a doctor's office this year!

Wobbie

only marginally worthy, but this is what happens when you slip at the landfill with a 1990’s tube TV in your hands…

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Wobbie said:

only marginally worthy, but this is what happens when you slip at the landfill with a 1990’s tube TV in your hands…

Not worthy...

Wobbie

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

Wobbie said:

only marginally worthy, but this is what happens when you slip at the landfill with a 1990’s tube TV in your hands…

Not worthy...

I know. At least I bumped the thread.

maybe you could fall off a ladder, putting up lights?

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Wobbie said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

Wobbie said:

only marginally worthy, but this is what happens when you slip at the landfill with a 1990’s tube TV in your hands…

Not worthy...

I know. At least I bumped the thread.

maybe you could fall off a ladder, putting up lights?

If im gonna do it, let's do it right.
Let's have the car jack slip, my car come crushing down on my chest, as I am being a man and changing my own oil.