Should I ask Agnes out on a date?

oftenreading said:

HesCalledDyer said:

This is every woman I know.  No one has modern taste.

Looking for love in all the wrong places. 

OffSheGoes35 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

oftenreading said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Meltdown99 said:

For the single people...Do any of you plan on staying single by choice?  My Dad had 2 cousins who choose to be single.  One did eventually marry, in his 70's, he died about 2 years later...  

Quite possibly. I gotta say I really enjoy being able to do what I want, when I want, with whom I want and not getting any flack for it. If I want to come home hammered and make a bunch of noise cooking pancakes at 3am, it’s all good.   If I want to hang out with my female friends, there’s no jealousy or insecurity involved. If I want to frame and hang several Pearl Jam posters I can do it anywhere in the house that I please. If I want to skip all those country craft festivals I can. If I want to spend my money, I do, and I spend it on whatever the fuck I want.

But we know you're actually going to all of them. The vintage and hipster ones, too. 

Haha, there is nothing worse than a house full of country cottage decor.  But women LOVE that shit! When did everyone turn into grandma?

Where are you meeting these women? 

HesCalledDyer, this isn't a pick up line, lol, just a comment. I DESPISE craft fairs and everything sold in them... besides the candy.

But seriously, I am curious to know who the fuck these women you keep talking about come from too. They sound weird. I don't know women our age like that. Maybe it's a regional problem??

PJ_Soul said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

oftenreading said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Meltdown99 said:

For the single people...Do any of you plan on staying single by choice?  My Dad had 2 cousins who choose to be single.  One did eventually marry, in his 70's, he died about 2 years later...  

Quite possibly. I gotta say I really enjoy being able to do what I want, when I want, with whom I want and not getting any flack for it. If I want to come home hammered and make a bunch of noise cooking pancakes at 3am, it’s all good.   If I want to hang out with my female friends, there’s no jealousy or insecurity involved. If I want to frame and hang several Pearl Jam posters I can do it anywhere in the house that I please. If I want to skip all those country craft festivals I can. If I want to spend my money, I do, and I spend it on whatever the fuck I want.

But we know you're actually going to all of them. The vintage and hipster ones, too. 

Haha, there is nothing worse than a house full of country cottage decor.  But women LOVE that shit! When did everyone turn into grandma?

Where are you meeting these women? 

Right?!

HesCalledDyer, this isn't a pick up line, lol, just a comment. I DESPISE craft fairs and everything sold in them... besides the candy.

But seriously, I am curious to know who the fuck these women you keep talking about come from too. They sound weird. I don't know women our age like that. Maybe it's a regional problem??

https://youtu.be/59Hj7bp38f8

PJ_Soul said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

oftenreading said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Meltdown99 said:

For the single people...Do any of you plan on staying single by choice?  My Dad had 2 cousins who choose to be single.  One did eventually marry, in his 70's, he died about 2 years later...  

Quite possibly. I gotta say I really enjoy being able to do what I want, when I want, with whom I want and not getting any flack for it. If I want to come home hammered and make a bunch of noise cooking pancakes at 3am, it’s all good.   If I want to hang out with my female friends, there’s no jealousy or insecurity involved. If I want to frame and hang several Pearl Jam posters I can do it anywhere in the house that I please. If I want to skip all those country craft festivals I can. If I want to spend my money, I do, and I spend it on whatever the fuck I want.

But we know you're actually going to all of them. The vintage and hipster ones, too. 

Haha, there is nothing worse than a house full of country cottage decor.  But women LOVE that shit! When did everyone turn into grandma?

Where are you meeting these women? 

Right?!

HesCalledDyer, this isn't a pick up line, lol, just a comment. I DESPISE craft fairs and everything sold in them... besides the candy.

But seriously, I am curious to know who the fuck these women you keep talking about come from too. They sound weird. I don't know women our age like that. Maybe it's a regional problem??

HesCalledDyer said:

1st rule of going over to a woman’s house: If she has a “Live Laugh Love” sign, just go home. She’s not it.

HughFreakingDillon said:

HesCalledDyer said:

1st rule of going over to a woman’s house: If she has a “Live Laugh Love” sign, just go home. She’s not it.

MY WIFE HAS THAT SIGN (or a variation). She's going to be disappointed when I go home and tell her it's over. 

well, I ASSUME she'll be disappointed. 

PJ_Soul said:

HughFreakingDillon said:

PJ_Soul said:

dankind said:

oftenreading said:

dankind said:

I can't make pancakes all that well. They taste all right, but they look like roadkill.

I'm a french toast king, though. You want some french toast? I'm your man. Everyone else's french toast game is weak.

I'd like a waffle iron. I love me some waffles. I stay at Hampton Inns just for the waffle-making experience in the morning.

I have a strong french toast game as well. May even be better than yours. 

I have still never eaten French Toast in my whole life. People keep saying I should, but... I dunno, there is just always something that sounds better to me available.

how in blazes have you never had french toast? as an adult I can see, but as a kid?

No. My parents never made it - it never occurred to them, so I guess their parents never made it either. And I guess where else would I have eaten it as a kid, right? My family was never big on breakfast anyhow, but on the rare days when it was actually hot, it was pancakes or waffles or bacon and eggs.

Spiritual_Chaos said:

AND FUCK TACKY FLASHING, COLORFUL LIGHTS IN THE CHRISTMAS TREE.