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  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I'm pretty sure it was a sign with the pictures of the different types of backstage passes.
    MR's one was the Surfboard logo and it had his photo on it
    Cool :)
    send me a photo, Stuart, so I can print it off :D;) LOL!
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Look at the pics in this thread. Fucking hilarious :D

    http://www.my360.com.au/Post.aspx?id=3929&p=1
    OMG! :D I was laughing out (very) loud at some of them!! Very "Fucking hilarious"
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    I find plenty of these funny as well..
    http://www.skateboard.com.au/forum/read.cfm?forum=15&thread=40145
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Samule wrote:
    I find plenty of these funny as well..
    http://www.skateboard.com.au/forum/read.cfm?forum=15&thread=40145
    LOL!

    "Aggressive cat is aggressive. Defensive cat is defensive. " :eek:
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    :D

    Bob = A man with no arms and legs who floats in water

    Cliff = A man with a Seagull on his head

    Doug = A man with a shovel on his head

    Dougless = A man without a shovel on his head

    Mat = A man with no arms, no legs on your doorstep
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    Doug = A man with a shovel on his head

    Dougless = A man without a shovel on his head

    Mat = A man with no arms, no legs on your doorstep

    Russel = A man in the bush :eek:
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Hey Rob? How long til Ma & Pa W. come home? It must be soon?

    Have you changed all the locks on the house yet? :D
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    John = A man full of shit

    Won't even start on the "Phill McReviss and Ben Dover" 's :eek: :D
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Russel = A man in the bush :eek:

    Warren = A man with a rabbit up his arse
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Hey Rob? How long til Ma & Pa W. come home? It must be soon?

    Have you changed all the locks on the house yet? :D

    I thought they were coming home on Sunday but have just realised that they're home TOMORROW :eek:
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Jack - A man with a car on his head
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I thought they were coming home on Sunday but have just realised that they're home TOMORROW :eek:


    Start cleaning

    Lilly - a girl with a frog on her head
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Bernadette - a woman who throws her bills in the fire

    Somebody stop me
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    DonJon wrote:
    Start cleaning

    Lilly - a girl with a frog on her head

    I'm seriously thinking about hiring someone :)
    I wonder if I can specifically ask for an attractive house cleaner :D
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Cool :)
    send me a photo, Stuart, so I can print it off :D;) LOL!
    haha FAIL!!!



    http://www.motherandthedoctor.com/images/fail.jpg
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    What do you call a deer with no eyes = No Idea

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs - Still No Idea
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I'm seriously thinking about hiring someone :)
    I wonder if I can specifically ask for an attractive house cleaner :D

    Would cost you less than 100 bucks - do it
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I'm seriously thinking about hiring someone :)
    I wonder if I can specifically ask for an attractive house cleaner :D
    Do it!! Maybe you can go to the Cleaning Agency (or whatever they're called) and do like they do in the brothels....have them all parade for you to choose :D LOL!

    Short notice though :(
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    vital5 wrote:
    haha FAIL!!!



    http://www.motherandthedoctor.com/images/fail.jpg
    LMAO! That was one that I lost it over :D

    Some really funny ones there!
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    Would cost you less than 100 bucks - do it
    Depending on which 'services' you require ;)

    Seriously though....hire someone Rob!! Well worth whatever it costs.
    BUT
    Don't tell your Mum....just say you did it :D
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    What do you call a woman who can juggle pints of lager?

    Beatrix
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    What do you call a women who can balance pints on her head and play snooker?

    Beatrix Potter
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Depending on which 'services' you require ;)

    Seriously though....hire someone Rob!! Well worth whatever it costs.
    BUT
    Don't tell your Mum....just say you did it :D

    Just stick your dick in the vacuum - she wont charge for that
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I'm seriously thinking about hiring someone :)
    I wonder if I can specifically ask for an attractive house cleaner :D
    I live to find an attractive polisher :eek:
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    Just stick your dick in the vacuum - she wont charge for that
    From what I read about Rob....it'd have to be a pretty BIG vacuum hose ;) :eek:
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    What do you call man with a one inch dick - Justin!

    Righto Ill stop now. Could go one forever.

    Maybe I will
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    From what I read about Rob....it'd have to be a pretty BIG vacuum hose ;) :eek:

    Yeah industrial strength
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    vital5 wrote:
    I live to find an attractive polisher :eek:
    :eek:
    L...M....A....O!!!!! :D
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    What do you call a guy with a number plate on his forehead?

    Reg
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    omg.... I just made a funny


    Bianca = Female driving under the influence...
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