Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    " Sat next to an alcoholic lesbian twoz interesting."


    The best type of lesbian.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    threefish10 wrote:
    The best type of lesbian.
    Haha!
    I told him that I hope he didn't join the mile high club with her.
    He said she was the 'bloke' and after she'd had 6 glasses of red wine she told him he looked like Kevin Costner :eek:

    LMFAO!!!! I'd love to have been a fly on the wall watching that 4.5/5 hour flight convo :D
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Sheesh....warm night here- still over 28 degrees
    The kids and I have been laying on the trampoline, star gazing. *sigh*
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Sam just showed me this

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kylie

    I knew the boomerang one but not the others
    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    I'm putting everyones names in :D LMFAO!!! Theres some rippa's

    eg; 2. Brendan

    What Tom Cruise called his penis.

    Tom cruise- "Come here Brendan i wanna make you throw up in this damp cave."
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oh my! :eek:

    "Robert, a man's man with a very large penis who is an extremely generous lover

    I mounted Robert last night... OMG he's hung like a horse an fucks like a stallion"
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Susan: Prison slang for a bitch in the inmate pecking order.

    "I'm gonna make you my Susan, bitch!"


    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Oh my! :eek:

    "Robert, a man's man with a very large penis who is an extremely generous lover

    I mounted Robert last night... OMG he's hung like a horse an fucks like a stallion"

    :D

    Spot on ;)
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Eileen = a girl with one leg shorter than the other

    :D
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    E.K wrote:
    Eileen = a girl with one leg shorter than the other

    :D

    :D

    Bob = A man with no arms and legs who floats in water

    Cliff = A man with a Seagull on his head
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    stuart

    A midle aged man that akwardly hangs out with his children in obscure ways. A Stuart usualy is eaisily entertained and commonly has nothing else to do.

    "my dad is such a stuart he coached my soccer game!"

    "that kids dad is such a stuart."


    hahaha
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Sheesh....warm night here- still over 28 degrees
    The kids and I have been laying on the trampoline, star gazing. *sigh*
    get a fucking air conditioner :P Then you don't have to do shit with ur kids! :eek:
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    Nah.. I just like him for some reason. Used to see him around Narrabeen a lot. He's actually shorter than me. :)
    Stalker!
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    I don't know :eek:

    Maybe it was something to do with just having something to do with show biz??? Apparently he gets the same thing for a lot of shows.
    I bet alot of bands hate people like this, getting backstage shit for no reason.. Eddie would have hated you :p

    teehee
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    :D

    Spot on ;)


    How you doin'? ;) *said in a New York accent*




    LOL!!! I found out that anyone can add those comments/meanings, so my bet is that YOU added that one, Rob :D hahaha
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    threefish10 wrote:
    Global warming = GOOD!


    http://www.goshout.com.au/pls/goshout/gspreview.home?p_code=hot
    Lyrics...
    The Postal Service - Sleeping In

    'Again last night I had that strange dream
    Where everything was exactly how it seemed
    Where concerns about the world getting warmer
    The people thought they were just being rewarded'
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    What the hell has Lord of the Rings got to do with Pearl Jam?!
    Did Ed play one of the Hobbits or something. ;):)
    He was Gollum
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    vital5 wrote:
    get a fucking air conditioner :P Then you don't have to do shit with ur kids! :eek:
    We've got ducted air con; but it was still uncomfortable.
    It was nice star gazing......I sent the kids to bed and still layed out there by myself :D Being in the bush, it's really black at night and easier to see all the stars. It was like the scene in Shrek - picking out all the constellations (real ones and ones we made up) LOL!
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    Hey .. leave my Tim alone. I like his cheery personality.

    Anyway it's not his fault the east coast got the stupid La Nina this summer.
    does tim bailey even own a surfboard? lol.... i hope he hits the reef if so ;)
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    vital5 wrote:
    I bet alot of bands hate people like this, getting backstage shit for no reason.. Eddie would have hated you :p

    teehee
    He would have, I know!

    OR

    It wouldve been a case of Wham-Bam-Thank you Maam/Eddie and I'd be gone.
    Eddie - "who was that masked woman?"
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