Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Jack - A man with a car on his head
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I thought they were coming home on Sunday but have just realised that they're home TOMORROW :eek:


    Start cleaning

    Lilly - a girl with a frog on her head
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Bernadette - a woman who throws her bills in the fire

    Somebody stop me
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    DonJon wrote:
    Start cleaning

    Lilly - a girl with a frog on her head

    I'm seriously thinking about hiring someone :)
    I wonder if I can specifically ask for an attractive house cleaner :D
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Cool :)
    send me a photo, Stuart, so I can print it off :D;) LOL!
    haha FAIL!!!



    http://www.motherandthedoctor.com/images/fail.jpg
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    What do you call a deer with no eyes = No Idea

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs - Still No Idea
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I'm seriously thinking about hiring someone :)
    I wonder if I can specifically ask for an attractive house cleaner :D

    Would cost you less than 100 bucks - do it
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I'm seriously thinking about hiring someone :)
    I wonder if I can specifically ask for an attractive house cleaner :D
    Do it!! Maybe you can go to the Cleaning Agency (or whatever they're called) and do like they do in the brothels....have them all parade for you to choose :D LOL!

    Short notice though :(
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    vital5 wrote:
    haha FAIL!!!



    http://www.motherandthedoctor.com/images/fail.jpg
    LMAO! That was one that I lost it over :D

    Some really funny ones there!
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    Would cost you less than 100 bucks - do it
    Depending on which 'services' you require ;)

    Seriously though....hire someone Rob!! Well worth whatever it costs.
    BUT
    Don't tell your Mum....just say you did it :D
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    What do you call a woman who can juggle pints of lager?

    Beatrix
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    What do you call a women who can balance pints on her head and play snooker?

    Beatrix Potter
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Depending on which 'services' you require ;)

    Seriously though....hire someone Rob!! Well worth whatever it costs.
    BUT
    Don't tell your Mum....just say you did it :D

    Just stick your dick in the vacuum - she wont charge for that
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I'm seriously thinking about hiring someone :)
    I wonder if I can specifically ask for an attractive house cleaner :D
    I live to find an attractive polisher :eek:
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    Just stick your dick in the vacuum - she wont charge for that
    From what I read about Rob....it'd have to be a pretty BIG vacuum hose ;) :eek:
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    What do you call man with a one inch dick - Justin!

    Righto Ill stop now. Could go one forever.

    Maybe I will
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    From what I read about Rob....it'd have to be a pretty BIG vacuum hose ;) :eek:

    Yeah industrial strength
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    vital5 wrote:
    I live to find an attractive polisher :eek:
    :eek:
    L...M....A....O!!!!! :D
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    What do you call a guy with a number plate on his forehead?

    Reg
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    omg.... I just made a funny


    Bianca = Female driving under the influence...
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