Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    Yeah industrial strength
    A few here that might do the job (pardon the pun ;) )

    http://www.industrialvacuums.com/vacuuming_systems.asp?id=50

    The 11th one down looks promising :eek:
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    vital5 wrote:
    omg.... I just made a funny


    Bianca = Female driving under the influence...
    :confused:

    damn you and your clever riddles! :o
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Collin = A man full of shit


    ? :o
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    :confused:

    damn you and your clever riddles! :o
    Oh i'm not a Riddlin'....

    wanna buy a ticket? i'll take a photo :)

    I'll swap you a jack johnson sydney ticket for a western australia one LOL
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Collin = A man full of shit


    ? :o
    Colin = Man who talks very loudly.
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    vital5 wrote:
    Oh i'm not a Riddlin'....

    wanna buy a ticket? i'll take a photo :)

    I'll swap you a jack johnson sydney ticket for a western australia one LOL
    No....but I still need to get rid of a Foo's ticket.....feel like a holiday in WA? :D



    Anyone???????? :o Otherwise I'm going alone :(
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    vital5 wrote:
    Colin = Man who talks very loudly.
    .....with bad breath
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Collin = A man full of shit


    ? :o

    Never heard that one - did you come up with that?

    What do you call a chinese vicar??

    Porkemyoung

    What do you call a woman with no legs running through a strawberry field?


    A jammy c**t.

    What do you call a Russian with one testicle?

    Ivan Knockabollockoff.

    What do you call a disorganised Oriental with a dysentry prone father?

    A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.

    Thats enough for today!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    No....but I still need to get rid of a Foo's ticket.....feel like a holiday in WA? :D
    I'll swap you a fooeys ticket :) heh
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    Never heard that one - did you come up with that?

    What do you call a chinese vicar??

    Porkemyoung

    What do you call a woman with no legs running through a strawberry field?


    A jammy c**t.

    What do you call a Russian with one testicle?

    Ivan Knockabollockoff.

    What do you call a disorganised Oriental with a dysentry prone father?

    A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.

    Thats enough for today!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I did :eek: You had already said all the one's I know/can remember.

    here's another one
    Frank = A man that leaves his mark on you.


    ok.....that was pathetic :o I'll stop too :) hehe
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    DonJon wrote:
    Never heard that one - did you come up with that?

    What do you call a chinese vicar??

    Porkemyoung

    What do you call a woman with no legs running through a strawberry field?


    A jammy c**t.

    What do you call a Russian with one testicle?

    Ivan Knockabollockoff.

    What do you call a disorganised Oriental with a dysentry prone father?

    A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.

    Thats enough for today!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Google.co.uk? heh
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    vital5 wrote:
    I'll swap you a fooeys ticket :) heh
    Yeah right :rolleyes: you wouldn't come over here.
    Or did you mean swap photo's? :D LOL!
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    I did :eek: You had already said all the one's I know/can remember.

    here's another one
    Frank = A man that leaves his mark on you.


    ok.....that was pathetic :o I'll stop too :) hehe
    Mark = man with greasy hands
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    Wow

    seems im a Hot Slut :D:D
    Im so proud!!

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Trudie


    How cool was that Vid!! That chick was one lucky bitch! I would have tackled her and taken her place.
    I still dont understand why she was picked, but I hope that there was no reason, leaves me with more of a chance for the next tour :D
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Well hey there you!!!! :D

    Sam and I were having a laugh at your urban name meanings last night :D

    How's thangs? Hows Andy and the 'kids'?
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    Wow

    seems im a Hot Slut :D:D
    Im so proud!!

    Still not as good as mine :D
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    I did :eek: You had already said all the one's I know/can remember.

    here's another one
    Frank = A man that leaves his mark on you.


    ok.....that was pathetic :o I'll stop too :) hehe

    Thats brilliant.

    Bye - gym
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    vital5 wrote:

    wanna buy a ticket? i'll take a photo :)

    I'll swap you a jack johnson sydney ticket for a western australia one LOL
    vital5 wrote:
    I'll swap you a fooeys ticket :)heh

    http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q173/ozsmalltowngirl/001-3.jpg


    I've shown you mine ;):D LMAO

    Should I print the photo of my own tickets??
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Still not as good as mine :D
    Yours IS the best :D

    Poor Brendans a scientologist dick :eek:

    I send people to hospital from sitting on their face or just completely wearing them out sexually :eek:

    We're a fine lot :D
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Well hey there you!!!! :D

    Sam and I were having a laugh at your urban name meanings last night :D

    How's thangs? Hows Andy and the 'kids'?


    Kids are good :) My little babies, i love em so much.
    Andy.... havent seen him since we got back!! Damn work!
    But all is well thanks Suga.

    Are you missing Glenn yet? And how long if he away for Kyl?
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
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