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  • PJSiren
    PJSiren Salem, OR Posts: 5,863
    Who Princess said:

    PJSiren said:

    Surprisingly no actual bruises no....I thought for sure my ass would be black and blue....lol But nothing not on my legs or my butt....and no i did not slide through the dog poop...I missed it...lol

    Something similar to this happened to me on a staircase a few years ago, only I did have a gynormous bruise. It was the biggest bruise I'd ever seen! I kept thinking I should get a picture of it but I didn't know what I'd do with it. It would NOT have been suitable for this thread, even if it had existed at the time. :blush:

    Eventually I had to get physical therapy for my back. I'm a lot more careful on stairs now.
    I may need to see my chiropractor....but I feel a lot better today, it's not as hard to get up and down today....as it was the past few days....
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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    edited August 2015
    Feel better soon!
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  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Decided it was a good Idea to get back to the gym,get a lift in after a week off for that procedure I had done.I didn't put any pressure on that hatchet wound on the back of my neck,but I think just from the strain of lifting it aggravated the stitched up area.Shit swole all up like a golf ball.Maybe I went back a day or 2 early.
    .Motherfu&?er!!!
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,168
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3zWmCUcVMg
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    eeriepadave said:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3zWmCUcVMg

    Hahahaha ! Perfect!
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    So last weekend I was adjusting my bike seat, I was straddling my saddlebag rack and using my legs to hold the bike down while I did the adjustment when I lost my balance and the bike and I start to fall over. I stopped this by catching the saddlebag rack with the back of my leg. I yelled 'Motherf*cker'! When it happened and thought well that is going to bruise. I then forgot about it until yesterday when I found this.
    image
    That bad boy is a week old already.
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  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    nice job ND.coloring is lovely.nice angle.well done
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Nice one ND!!
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,246
    northerndragon said:

    So last weekend I was adjusting my bike seat, I was straddling my saddlebag rack and using my legs to hold the bike down while I did the adjustment when I lost my balance and the bike and I start to fall over. I stopped this by catching the saddlebag rack with the back of my leg. I yelled 'Motherf*cker'! When it happened and thought well that is going to bruise. I then forgot about it until yesterday when I found this.
    image
    That bad boy is a week old already.

    I think I see Jesus :confounded:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    imalive said:

    northerndragon said:

    So last weekend I was adjusting my bike seat, I was straddling my saddlebag rack and using my legs to hold the bike down while I did the adjustment when I lost my balance and the bike and I start to fall over. I stopped this by catching the saddlebag rack with the back of my leg. I yelled 'Motherf*cker'! When it happened and thought well that is going to bruise. I then forgot about it until yesterday when I found this.
    image
    That bad boy is a week old already.

    I think I see Jesus :confounded:
    Your going blind old man.Clearly it is a puppy eating a stuffed animal with a bandanna on its neck that says "bring the troops home".
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    ^^ Huh...I see Clint Eastwood...Fistful of Dollars era.
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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    imalive said:

    northerndragon said:

    So last weekend I was adjusting my bike seat, I was straddling my saddlebag rack and using my legs to hold the bike down while I did the adjustment when I lost my balance and the bike and I start to fall over. I stopped this by catching the saddlebag rack with the back of my leg. I yelled 'Motherf*cker'! When it happened and thought well that is going to bruise. I then forgot about it until yesterday when I found this.
    image
    That bad boy is a week old already.

    I think I see Jesus :confounded:
    Nah, I'm with Rob. I see Jesus. His head is at 11 o'clock. He has wings that spread from 9 o'clock to 1 o'clock. We should sell that bruise off quick before it turns colors. Quick! Chop off that limb and sell it on one of those insane sites that buy that stuff and then you can use that money to finance your PJ personal tour when they come to CANADA!
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  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    northerndragon said:

    So last weekend I was adjusting my bike seat, I was straddling my saddlebag rack and using my legs to hold the bike down while I did the adjustment when I lost my balance and the bike and I start to fall over. I stopped this by catching the saddlebag rack with the back of my leg. I yelled 'Motherf*cker'! When it happened and thought well that is going to bruise. I then forgot about it until yesterday when I found this.
    image
    That bad boy is a week old already.

    i can see a profile in that bruise lol
    bruise can be nice sometimes when
    you rub it
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    edited August 2015
    Nope I got it.It took awhile but I'm sure this is it.Its that Bug looking space ship from the greatness that is the Journey Escape Album.
    You know the album that's single handedly loosened more pants buttons and bra straps in the back seats of cars then any other album in history.
    that one!
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I see snoopy...
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  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    RKCNDY said:

    I see snoopy...

    It must be all that legal pot up in jet city RK.ET maybe,snoopy ehhh not so much.Hes so cliche anywho.
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    I see a club.. ND got a 10c bruise!!
  • PJ_ROCKS
    PJ_ROCKS THE 406 Posts: 6,736
    rr165892 said:

    RKCNDY said:

    I see snoopy...

    It must be all that legal pot up in jet city RK.ET maybe,snoopy ehhh not so much.Hes so cliche anywho.
    :sleepy:

    haha

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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    It's a blissful goat.

    I once had a similar but larger one on my left buttcheek when I miscalculated where the "seat" was in a jacuzzi.

    Haven't been in one since.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    PJ_ROCKS said:

    rr165892 said:

    RKCNDY said:

    I see snoopy...

    It must be all that legal pot up in jet city RK.ET maybe,snoopy ehhh not so much.Hes so cliche anywho.
    :sleepy:

    haha
    Really? He's facing to the right. His nose is the lower right blob, the blob in the upper left is his ear....

    image
    northerndragon said:


    image


    I'm not *that* high...
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