MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!

SD48277

At the risk of sounding like my mother, keep your foot elevated, Hedonist.

hedonist

Thank you, sweets. I've been trying to do that when I don't forget to do that.

And god bless Indica.

My toe blesses Indica!

Wobbie

ldent42 said:

What's a Russian olive

a) the kind you put in Stoli

or

b) a thorny motherf**ker



it didn't HURT when the bird crapped on me last night....but I still yelled "MOTHERF**KER!!!"

Last-12-Exit

You people are gross

rr165892

imalive said:

ldent42 said:

What's a Russian olive

a) the kind you put in Stoli

or

b) a thorny motherf**ker



it didn't HURT when the bird crapped on me last night....but I still yelled "MOTHERF**KER!!!"

Impressive.Weve got a couple Date Palms with fucking daggers sticking out here at the house.Occasionally I forget and Get bit, Motherf @&ker!

Wobbie

rr165892 said:

imalive said:

ldent42 said:

What's a Russian olive

a) the kind you put in Stoli

or

b) a thorny motherf**ker



it didn't HURT when the bird crapped on me last night....but I still yelled "MOTHERF**KER!!!"

Impressive.Weve got a couple Date Palms with fucking daggers sticking out here at the house.Occasionally I forget and Get bit, Motherf @&ker!

in my experience, it's the MOTHERF**KING scorpions in palm trees that I don't like.

ldent42

imalive said:

ldent42 said:

What's a Russian olive

a) the kind you put in Stoli

or

b) a thorny motherf**ker



it didn't HURT when the bird crapped on me last night....but I still yelled "MOTHERF**KER!!!"

That thorn looks about the size of my pinky. Jeebus.

What's Indica? it's weed.

whispering hands

On the last day if our first work project... I ran right into an'H' beam.. So hard it made this 'clong' sound that resonated throughout that area. Yeah.. Damn right eye!! It should work!!! So I could see things like that!!

PJ_ROCKS

imalive, perhaps you should become bubble boy

PJSiren

I have no pictures because it's internal....but I was trying to avoid dog shit on the stairs(we're still house breaking the puppy, she mostly get's it now but sometimes she still shits in the house) and for some reason the stairs are her place of choice anyway, I was trying to avoid dog shit and then slipped in my stocking feet and landed hard on my ass and slid down a couple stairs, I bruised the fuck out of my tailbone and jarred my back...I'm super sore....and you bet your ass I yelled MOTHERF**KER as my ass landed on the edge of the stairs and a searing pain went up my tailbone and spine.

rr165892

No big black and blue bruise pictures we can enjoy? Did you slide thru the dog poop on the way down?That woulda been classic.

whispering hands

PJSiren said:

I have no pictures because it's internal....but I was trying to avoid dog shit on the stairs(we're still house breaking the puppy, she mostly get's it now but sometimes she still shits in the house) and for some reason the stairs are her place of choice anyway, I was trying to avoid dog shit and then slipped in my stocking feet and landed hard on my ass and slid down a couple stairs, I bruised the fuck out of my tailbone and jarred my back...I'm super sore....and you bet your ass I yelled MOTHERF**KER as my ass landed on the edge of the stairs and a searing pain went up my tailbone and spine.

Oh that sucks! That's knebghnbbnj'm afraid if with getting another puppy eventually.. My body can't handle anymore injuries! Lol hope you get yo take a nice hot bath tonight. Hugs

whispering hands

whispering hands said:

PJSiren said:

I have no pictures because it's internal....but I was trying to avoid dog shit on the stairs(we're still house breaking the puppy, she mostly get's it now but sometimes she still shits in the house) and for some reason the stairs are her place of choice anyway, I was trying to avoid dog shit and then slipped in my stocking feet and landed hard on my ass and slid down a couple stairs, I bruised the fuck out of my tailbone and jarred my back...I'm super sore....and you bet your ass I yelled MOTHERF**KER as my ass landed on the edge of the stairs and a searing pain went up my tailbone and spine.

Oh that sucks! That's knebghnbbnj'm afraid if with getting another puppy eventually.. My body can't handle anymore injuries! Lol hope you get yo take a nice hot bath tonight. Hugs

I'm leaving that in there, because I could never re-type that!! But that jibberish, should have read, that what I'm afraid of ...

hedonist

whispering hands said:

PJSiren said:

I have no pictures because it's internal....but I was trying to avoid dog shit on the stairs(we're still house breaking the puppy, she mostly get's it now but sometimes she still shits in the house) and for some reason the stairs are her place of choice anyway, I was trying to avoid dog shit and then slipped in my stocking feet and landed hard on my ass and slid down a couple stairs, I bruised the fuck out of my tailbone and jarred my back...I'm super sore....and you bet your ass I yelled MOTHERF**KER as my ass landed on the edge of the stairs and a searing pain went up my tailbone and spine.

Oh that sucks! That's knebghnbbnj'm afraid if with getting another puppy eventually.. My body can't handle anymore injuries! Lol hope you get yo take a nice hot bath tonight. Hugs

Exactly!


Hope the pain subsides soon, PJS. Back and tailbone aches are a bitch.

PJSiren

rr165892 said:

No big black and blue bruise pictures we can enjoy? Did you slide thru the dog poop on the way down?That woulda been classic.

Surprisingly no actual bruises no....I thought for sure my ass would be black and blue....lol But nothing not on my legs or my butt....and no i did not slide through the dog poop...I missed it...lol

PJSiren

Thanks guys, it's getting better slowly, this actually happened on Friday....its gotten a little better each day....but yesterday I didn't do anything all day and sitting on the couch all day was bad...but then when I got up today, it did feel a little better....

whispering hands

PJSiren said:

rr165892 said:

No big black and blue bruise pictures we can enjoy? Did you slide thru the dog poop on the way down?That woulda been classic.

Surprisingly no actual bruises no....I thought for sure my ass would be black and blue....lol But nothing not on my legs or my butt....and no i did not slide through the dog poop...I missed it...lol

Small miracles eh?

PJSiren

whispering hands said:

PJSiren said:

rr165892 said:

No big black and blue bruise pictures we can enjoy? Did you slide thru the dog poop on the way down?That woulda been classic.

Surprisingly no actual bruises no....I thought for sure my ass would be black and blue....lol But nothing not on my legs or my butt....and no i did not slide through the dog poop...I missed it...lol

Small miracles eh?

No Joke!

Wobbie

PJ_ROCKS said:

imalive, perhaps you should become bubble boy

for a lurker, that's a pretty good post

Who Princess

PJSiren said:

Surprisingly no actual bruises no....I thought for sure my ass would be black and blue....lol But nothing not on my legs or my butt....and no i did not slide through the dog poop...I missed it...lol

Something similar to this happened to me on a staircase a few years ago, only I did have a gynormous bruise. It was the biggest bruise I'd ever seen! I kept thinking I should get a picture of it but I didn't know what I'd do with it. It would NOT have been suitable for this thread, even if it had existed at the time.

Eventually I had to get physical therapy for my back. I'm a lot more careful on stairs now.