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  • PJ_ROCKSPJ_ROCKS Posts: 6,736
    :lol:

    1995 San Francisco
              San Jose

              San Diego 2 shows 

           
    2003 Missoula

    2005 Missoula

    2006 Denver 2 shows with Tom Petty 

             Gorge 2 shows

    2009 Utah

              LA1

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    2012 Missoula : Meet and Greet : "Instant Classic show"

    2013 Portland

             Spokane


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  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,302
    dankind said:

    oftenreading said:

    2-feign-reluctance said:

    A word I used when I stepped on Barbie Queen Elsa's crown in the dark at 3am on the way to the kitchen for some OJ.

    Like running the Lego gauntlet.
    Why can't these assholes clean up after themselves?
    Because it takes a spoon of Nutella to motivate my child and I like it more than she does.
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,172
    rubbing your eye while chopping a jalapeño is a total MOTHERF**KER!!! moment.

    MOTHERF**KER!!!!!
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
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    Vancouver 11
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    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    Wobbie said:

    rubbing your eye while chopping a jalapeño is a total MOTHERF**KER!!! moment.

    MOTHERF**KER!!!!!

    WWWD? Mace himself.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,016
    Sometimes it's the little dings that are the most irritating. I got a paper cut today on the front top of my right (dominant) hand, middle finger, the part with the most nerves and also, a main finger used in gripping (and other things of course but, no! not here!). So anytime I grab something, move something, type something, etc, it's irritating as all get out. Not a major "MOTHERF**CKER" but a damn nuisance!
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • hauntingfamiliarhauntingfamiliar Posts: 10,217
    I missed a step leaving my office today. Just missed the entire step. I was in the middle of a conversation and just missed it. I rolled my ankle and fell hard on my *ss. I was in complete shock when I hit the ground. Couldn't understand how the h*ll I was on the ground. That was a mother f*cker!!!! moment.
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,016
    hauntingfamiliar said:

    I missed a step leaving my office today. Just missed the entire step. I was in the middle of a conversation and just missed it. I rolled my ankle and fell hard on my *ss. I was in complete shock when I hit the ground. Couldn't understand how the h*ll I was on the ground. That was a mother f*cker!!!! moment.

    Bummer! Hope you're doing OK!

    I hate doing that. Missing a step has tweaked my lower back badly a few times. And right after it happens you're thinking, "Crimony! Can I please have those last two seconds to do over!"
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • hauntingfamiliarhauntingfamiliar Posts: 10,217
    ^Aww thanks! Yeah, my ankle was swollen to the size of a golfball yesterday (looking a lot better today) and my *ss hurts...... I mean how, just how did that happen? Lol. Yes. Definitely requesting a do over.

    Btw... you are right about the little things. Sometimes hang nails just make me want to shout MotherF*cker!! :)
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,172
    hauntingfamiliar said:

    ^Aww thanks! Yeah, my ankle was swollen to the size of a golfball yesterday (looking a lot better today) and my *ss hurts...... I mean how, just how did that happen? Lol. Yes. Definitely requesting a do over.

    Btw... you are right about the little things. Sometimes hang nails just make me want to shout MotherF*cker!! :)

    another BTW......you don't have to use asterisks. let it out!
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
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    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • hauntingfamiliarhauntingfamiliar Posts: 10,217
    ^ Duly noted *********
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    The worst motherfucker of all time:
    http://youtu.be/6VZhSkREYBc
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    edited October 2016
    From Whispering Hands who is currently in the ER being checked out for a concussion:
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    Me: What did you do?
    Tree: The floor. Tripped over my own feet, flipped over a cart, landed on my face. At work in front of customers. :lol:

    Yes, she did end it with the lol guy.
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  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    ouch! Tree, feel better. (Also, when you tell the story, say you were fighting a bear--not Nathaniel, though.)
    ELITIST FUK
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Tree :hug:
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    Love you guys. I survived.
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    lol I Look all haggard, and you can totally see the dirt from hitting the floor. Sorry I couldn't provide a better injury.. but I am a clutz... so stay tuned...:lol:
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Haggard?

    I may call you Merle from now on :)

    Take care of yourself.
  • EnkiduEnkidu Posts: 2,996
    Glad you're okay. That is some goose egg.
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    deadendp said:

    From Whispering Hands who is currently in the ER being checked out for a concussion:
    photo thumb_zpsajkjgjhc.jpeg
    Me: What did you do?
    Tree: The floor. Tripped over my own feet, flipped over a cart, landed on my face. At work in front of customers. :lol:

    Yes, she did end it with the lol guy.

    ouch.... at least you have your head together to function properly and make the right decisions and inform us keep the faith...
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    edited November 2016
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    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Posts: 1,716
    dankind said:

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    That sucks!
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,172
    dankind said:

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    no worries....they'll take one look at you and dismiss you, just like that.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,302
    When you are getting warmed up for your weekly pick up basketball game and some new guy shows up and throws down a one handed windmill dunk - then you pick up your gym bag and lift weights instead.
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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    2-feign-reluctance said:

    When you are getting warmed up for your weekly pick up basketball game and some new guy shows up and throws down a one handed windmill dunk - then you pick up your gym bag and lift weights instead.

    Set your feet in the paint, Chris!
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • PJ_ROCKSPJ_ROCKS Posts: 6,736
    I think i heard Wob yell this yesterday.

    1995 San Francisco
              San Jose

              San Diego 2 shows 

           
    2003 Missoula

    2005 Missoula

    2006 Denver 2 shows with Tom Petty 

             Gorge 2 shows

    2009 Utah

              LA1

              LA2

    2012 Missoula : Meet and Greet : "Instant Classic show"

    2013 Portland

             Spokane


    2018 Missoula



  • PJ_ROCKSPJ_ROCKS Posts: 6,736
    2-feign-reluctance said:

    When you are getting warmed up for your weekly pick up basketball game and some new guy shows up and throws down a one handed windmill dunk - then you pick up your gym bag and lift weights instead.

    doh

    1995 San Francisco
              San Jose

              San Diego 2 shows 

           
    2003 Missoula

    2005 Missoula

    2006 Denver 2 shows with Tom Petty 

             Gorge 2 shows

    2009 Utah

              LA1

              LA2

    2012 Missoula : Meet and Greet : "Instant Classic show"

    2013 Portland

             Spokane


    2018 Missoula



  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    Is what you don't yell when you bail taking out your ankle at a child's birthday party. Pictures to follow....
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    An hour into the ER wait and this is what it looks like.

    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • hauntingfamiliarhauntingfamiliar Posts: 10,217
    northerndragon said:

    An hour into the ER wait and this is what it looks like.

    Uh-oh!!! Sooo sorry NoDra! Is it a sprain? How did that happen? I hope you feel better real soon!! :hug:
  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    Waiting for the xrays now. I stepped off the running trampoline at the gymnastics club and my foot went between the floor mats and stayed wedged there as I went down. That's what I get for going to a child's birthday party.

    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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