Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

SD48277 said:

northerndragon said:

SD48277 said:

oftenreading said:

northerndragon said:

oftenreading said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Take a shot of some kind of alcohol and kiss a fish in the Ani. Its not our fault if we don't get the Canadian slang. Here we just call that a normal Thursday night.

A puffin, Ani - it's a bird. I thought you of all people might appreciate that part of the ceremony.

He's not wrong, depends on what part of Newfoundland but kissing the cod is part of the ceremony.

Yes, the cod is traditional but I'm not sure they kiss it in the ani.

That's just his own special twist on the ceremony.

As long as he is a gentleman and kisses it on the mouth first, not the other way around.

Knowing him, he'll probably try to slip in a little tongue.

So many things I want to say, must restrain myself, need to keep thread open.

SD48277 said:

Amongst the Ani said:

I don't mind slipping a little tongue but not into fishy smelling crevices. If the fish promises to wash up first then yes.

If anything, the cod should be concerned about your fishy smell.

My wife would be offended. She does not have a fishy smell that was transferred to me. She is a lady.

Her name is goldie hahn and she loves trouser trout as her diet. She is coming to all the Newfie shows.

I got two more days until I can have me some beers.

I got a new pre-workout suplement that has quite a few steroid pre-cursers in it. Nothing really bad. It is banned by MLB and NFL though. I got this one off amazon after a lot of research. No alcohol allowed when using it. I hope they mean only on workout days as I don't workout on Saturdays. I hit a plateau and need a push as I stopped gaining weight and am not progressing as well as I was. I have the wife watching my balls extra close to make sure they don't shrink. It will earn her an extra degenerate point.

On that note I want to take steroids too. (If I tell her it is a +1 she might......nah that won't work for me)

I love when F Me In The Brain drinks. Can't wait to crash at his house.

I usually don't drink. Its this tour and the Canadian leg. Like the All Encompassing Trip book itself....and you crazy people
Or not.
We'll see how tomorrow turns out. I'm all talk when it comes to my bride...I'll probably give her parents that Peaceful Even Feeling tomorrow night at The Eagles even if I'm bombed. (Even if they drive me nuts)
Women have that power over us men. Just not fair.
Is anyone else celebrating Tickle me Cove tonight? Where are the shots?

F Me In The Brain said:

On that note I want to take steroids too. (If I tell her it is a +1 she might......nah that won't work for me)

Its all how you package it. I just made up some BS that it is supposed to be safe but that I am concerned. These companies aren't regulated well and some put other substances in they don't disclose to make it work better so you buy more. The best way to make sure all is well is by making sure the nuts don't shrink. Then once she is down there tell her she might as well make herself usefull. If that doesn't work tell her you learned a new trick called the 'tickle cove' you want to show her but she needs to get you in the mood. I will let you know how it works in next Saturday when its time for the 'first inspection'. Although now I think about she should do a pre-inspection this Saturday for scientific purposes to make sure she is familiar with the specimen. I put inspections on alcohol nights to up my chances.