Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

northerndragon

If any of you cannon balling tip my floatie and make me spill my drink there will be hell to pay.

I notice SD has been very quiet today, I guess she's suffering some karmic payback for hogging 5 bottles of tequila to herself.

SD48277

Hobbes said:

How are the kids' plumbing skills? There seems to be an issue with the bathroom upstairs.

I thought we were all suppose to be using the hole where the tree used to be, no?

Amongst the Ani

No, I claimed that spot as mine a long time ago. Find your own spot. Do you think F Me will notice if we fill the pool with jello?

Cannonball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SD48277

I think F Me will be cool with the jello. (I'm sure there is a Cosby joke in there, somewhere, but nothing is coming to mind.)

Sorry about your "spot," Ani. I'm sure if you put another layer of dirt on top, it'll be ok.

ND, I'm sorry I hogged the tequila. I'll get one of the kids to run to the liquor store to get more. As long as they have my ID and a note from me saying they are getting the liquor for adults, they should be ok, right?

northerndragon

Amongst the Ani said:

No, I claimed that spot as mine a long time ago. Find your own spot. Do you think F Me will notice if we fill the pool with jello?

Cannonball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If that pool gets filled with jello, that is going to lead to some kind of wrestling and some is going to get hurt.

Amongst the Ani

We should be ok with the jello in the pool. I broke out the wrestling pit filled with lube for that type of stuff.

Amongst the Ani

Fuck, the jello gummed up the pool pump. Can we get the kids to watch a pool repair video on youtube to fix it.

F Me In The Brain

Can't leave you degenerates alone for a minute.
Funny shit

Hobbes

So, Fme's kids have learned how to put out a fire, build a wall, reproduce fine art, fix a toilet, a stove and a pool pump, grocery shopping (well, to the liquor store, still counts)... What else am I missing? Proud day to be a degenerate. We done good. Let's party.

Amongst the Ani

If nothing the kids will have many trade experience for when they are adults.

Who is that shooting his PJ beer bottles with a BB gun? So sorry F Me, you really should have locked your office when you left. I saw some using your vinyl for skeet shooting earlier.

Amongst the Ani

Why the hell would you leave a computer unlocked that has access to your works servers? Empty and I hacked it to where everyone who has a last name starting with the letters a through z in your company will get a special video looped over and over for 48 hours starting the day we leave. Don't worry, its just Cap'n DP's monkey/frog video. I'm sure your boss will love it as it has a banner than runs accross the bottom saying this has been provided for their enjoyment by you.

Empty Glass

Is F'Me here today? Did he bring diapers?

F Me In The Brain

Diapers are back. Will post a picture in U.R.E.T.H.R.A. of what I found with the 1 yr old this AM. Glad you enjoyed yourselves but there is gonna be hell to pay for those posters.
(Nice Kong btw)

Amongst the Ani

Who filled all the toilets with pudding? Why would someone do something like that. Luckily I have my hole by where the tree was. The rest of you pick your own place.

oftenreading

F Me, where's your wine cellar? You know I have more refined degenerate tastes.

Wait, don't worry about it. We'll just excavate a new one for you. Degenerates and explosives - what could go wrong? And which room are you willing to give up for us to blast through, or should we just pick one?

F Me In The Brain

Basement is good, Often. My wife has lots of wine but none of it is too pricey so this will be new.
I like lots of expensive shit but wine isn't really one of them.

Pudding?

fuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkk.

Empty Glass

Yeah, that wasn't pudding. I ate something from that place down the road. Not good

Amongst the Ani

You might want to check the bathtubs as well. I'm bathing in the pool so I haven't seen them. I saw someone mixing concrete earlier and didn't know what it is for. You may have an even bigger plumbing issue.

oftenreading

F Me In The Brain said:

Basement is good, Often. My wife has lots of wine but none of it is too pricey so this will be new.
I like lots of expensive shit but wine isn't really one of them.

Pudding?

fuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkk.

Yeah, no, the basement as it stands isn't going to work. The explosives should be delivered any time now. Anyone want to go out and pick up an excavator to clear the rubble? This should be a blast.

Empty Glass

Something is wrong with the hot tub

Amongst the Ani

Empty Glass said:

Something is wrong with the hot tub

Is that where the concrete went?

Hobbes

Breakfast is served. Anyone up for waffles?

Empty Glass

Amongst the Ani said:

Empty Glass said:

Something is wrong with the hot tub

Is that where the concrete went?

No, I found panties in the filter. Not sure where the concrete went

Amongst the Ani

I found the concrete. The kids rock. They didn't make the new wall out of cardboard as requested. They pored a wall using slab. This kid rocks.

Side question, were panties a thong or other type. I think we can figure out who's they are.

Empty Glass

Amongst the Ani said:

I found the concrete. The kids rock. They didn't make the new wall out of cardboard as requested. They pored a wall using slab. This kid rocks.

Side question, were panties a thong or other type. I think we can figure out who's they are.

Thong. The floss was a mess though.

Amongst the Ani

Empty Glass said:

Amongst the Ani said:

I found the concrete. The kids rock. They didn't make the new wall out of cardboard as requested. They pored a wall using slab. This kid rocks.

Side question, were panties a thong or other type. I think we can figure out who's they are.

Thong. The floss was a mess though.

Hmmmm, I have an idea but will keep it to myself. I don't need the mess that will come from that accusation as you were so kind to add the details with the floss.

Empty Glass

The fuck is that? Yuck, I stepped in it....

Amongst the Ani

Sorry, Tommy is getting the whole pooping without a diaper but we haven't got the control part down with getting to where the tree was. I will help potty train him but I refuse to clean up after him.

Empty Glass

Amongst the Ani said:

Sorry, Tommy is getting the whole pooping without a diaper but we haven't got the control part down with getting to where the tree was. I will help potty train him but I refuse to clean up after him.

The hell did you feed him?

northerndragon

Probably your and Ani's bullshit. You two will try to feed that stuff to anybody.