MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!
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Seriously? He said, "Old scab." I would've rubbed my newly scabby and bloody leg on his creepy golf pants and said, "Look old to you?"imalive said:this is a MOTHERF**KER!!!! on a couple of levels....yesterday, I'm minding my own business, working at the golf course....I'm a bit hungover and have a really crappy job to do....I'm over by a cart path, way way off the fairway.
without warning, a golf ball smashes into my shin...MOTHERF**KER!!!!....the shin immediately swells up, cartoon style, right before my eyes...it starts bleeding too...in a bit, a privileged golfer in a cart rolls up and asks "did I almost getcha?"...I said "no almost," pointing to my shin, "you got me." the dude proceeds to drive off...no "sorry about that," no nothing.... MOTHERF**KER!!!!
A couple of hours later, a cart pulls up and the driver asks, "did he hit you on #1?" ("he" being the passenger in his cart)...again, I say "yeah, and I've been pissed all morning because you didn't even say sorry"....I point to my leg and ask, "could I get a 'sorry' now?"....the guy says "that's an old scab" and drives off....MOTHERF**KER!!!!!! I ought to knock you out!!
P.S. I should have slipped into my crocs for the photo but I'm not sure you could have handled the sexiness.
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that makes sense...the motherf**ker was probably a damn lawyer.ldent42 said:I took a business law class once in which we were told never to apologize in an accident even if we are at fault, because an apology is legally an admission of guilt. Or something. Basically if you hit someone, and say 'sorry' and they decide to sue you, they can use the fact that you said sorry against you. I wouldn't at all be surprised if that's why he wouldn't apologize.
If I had known then what I know now...
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Nice to see you stepping it up and bringing the real injuries. In my experience golfers (the "serious" ones) are all douchebags.imalive said:this is a MOTHERF**KER!!!! on a couple of levels....yesterday, I'm minding my own business, working at the golf course....I'm a bit hungover and have a really crappy job to do....I'm over by a cart path, way way off the fairway.
without warning, a golf ball smashes into my shin...MOTHERF**KER!!!!....the shin immediately swells up, cartoon style, right before my eyes...it starts bleeding too...in a bit, a privileged golfer in a cart rolls up and asks "did I almost getcha?"...I said "no almost," pointing to my shin, "you got me." the dude proceeds to drive off...no "sorry about that," no nothing.... MOTHERF**KER!!!!
A couple of hours later, a cart pulls up and the driver asks, "did he hit you on #1?" ("he" being the passenger in his cart)...again, I say "yeah, and I've been pissed all morning because you didn't even say sorry"....I point to my leg and ask, "could I get a 'sorry' now?"....the guy says "that's an old scab" and drives off....MOTHERF**KER!!!!!! I ought to knock you out!!
P.S. I should have slipped into my crocs for the photo but I'm not sure you could have handled the sexiness.
Also we need the crocs, sex it up!
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Nah, I think that's just an excuse that those of the donkey hole persuasion dreamed up so they never had to apologize for anything.imalive said:
that makes sense...the motherf**ker was probably a damn lawyer.ldent42 said:I took a business law class once in which we were told never to apologize in an accident even if we are at fault, because an apology is legally an admission of guilt. Or something. Basically if you hit someone, and say 'sorry' and they decide to sue you, they can use the fact that you said sorry against you. I wouldn't at all be surprised if that's why he wouldn't apologize.
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Is the mosquito bites thread around? There is one right? I have matching bites on both legs...that's right, one one on each shin, in the same spot.The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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That doesn't count I currently have about 30 plus mosquito bites. Mowing the lawn in June is a very unpleasant experience.RKCNDY said:Is the mosquito bites thread around? There is one right? I have matching bites on both legs...that's right, one one on each shin, in the same spot.
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I think if you saw what happens to me when I get mosquito bites, you'd count them...softball sized bruising.northerndragon said:
That doesn't count I currently have about 30 plus mosquito bites. Mowing the lawn in June is a very unpleasant experience.RKCNDY said:Is the mosquito bites thread around? There is one right? I have matching bites on both legs...that's right, one one on each shin, in the same spot.
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gonna need pictures if you want our sympathyRKCNDY said:
I think if you saw what happens to me when I get mosquito bites, you'd count them...softball sized bruising.northerndragon said:
That doesn't count I currently have about 30 plus mosquito bites. Mowing the lawn in June is a very unpleasant experience.RKCNDY said:Is the mosquito bites thread around? There is one right? I have matching bites on both legs...that's right, one one on each shin, in the same spot.
If I had known then what I know now...
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They make shin guards dontcha know. You ought to show up at work wearing a football helmet, shin guards. Knee pads, shoulder pads and a pillow on your chest and back, held in place with clothes line rope. I know you have the knee pads at least.imalive said:this is a MOTHERF**KER!!!! on a couple of levels....yesterday, I'm minding my own business, working at the golf course....I'm a bit hungover and have a really crappy job to do....I'm over by a cart path, way way off the fairway.
without warning, a golf ball smashes into my shin...MOTHERF**KER!!!!....the shin immediately swells up, cartoon style, right before my eyes...it starts bleeding too...in a bit, a privileged golfer in a cart rolls up and asks "did I almost getcha?"...I said "no almost," pointing to my shin, "you got me." the dude proceeds to drive off...no "sorry about that," no nothing.... MOTHERF**KER!!!!
A couple of hours later, a cart pulls up and the driver asks, "did he hit you on #1?" ("he" being the passenger in his cart)...again, I say "yeah, and I've been pissed all morning because you didn't even say sorry"....I point to my leg and ask, "could I get a 'sorry' now?"....the guy says "that's an old scab" and drives off....MOTHERF**KER!!!!!! I ought to knock you out!!
P.S. I should have slipped into my crocs for the photo but I'm not sure you could have handled the sexiness.
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imalive said:
gonna need pictures if you want our sympathyRKCNDY said:
I think if you saw what happens to me when I get mosquito bites, you'd count them...softball sized bruising.northerndragon said:
That doesn't count I currently have about 30 plus mosquito bites. Mowing the lawn in June is a very unpleasant experience.RKCNDY said:Is the mosquito bites thread around? There is one right? I have matching bites on both legs...that's right, one one on each shin, in the same spot.
Basically hurts to walk...kinda feel like Nancy Kerrigan after she got bashed in the knees. On the left leg, the white splotch...that was a good injury, there literally is a dent in my shin there.The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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^^ Why?!?!ELITIST FUK0
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Hiking when you can't feel your feet can be dangerous!!0 -
^^ Ouch!ELITIST FUK0
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I like the added touch of the bloody towel...The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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Lmao! I didn't realIce that was on the pic! That was wrapped around my knee for the rest of the descent, cause the blood just kept flowing!RKCNDY said:I like the added touch of the bloody towel...
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Ok timeto charge the phone for music and picture use! Off the club more of this Mountian!0
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Club climb.. Yeah I'll be the mofo beating the trail with my walking stick!! Lol which is cool by the way. Everyone loves it! This is what I walk with:0
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That area is so gorgeous! I'll be walking in spirit with you, while I slave away at work.whispering hands said:Ok timeto charge the phone for music and picture use! Off the club more of this Mountian!
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