Official Stupid Questions Thread

Last-12-Exit said:

What is the right age to talk to my dog about sex?

I'm guessing you're in your 30's. I'd say that's old enough.

(hehe. doggie style)

ldent42 said:

I wish they made us learn another language in school here the way they seemed to make everyone in Europe learn English. I got the Rosetta Stone program and it really, really, really works. I was able to communicate a lot better with my friend's visiting friend (who spoke no English) than I would have otherwise. It's worth mentioning that I only did a very small portion of the lessons before giving it up. I wanted to start it up again because my college had a language requirement but if you can pass a test they waive it, but I never found the time.

When I went to school, we had to take a foreign language, 2 years...it was a requirement to graduate. Not that I remember it all, I mean we had to learn proper conjunctions and whatever.

I know the important stuff: "Hola! Como esta? Donde esta el bano?" (I'm sorry I don't know how to put the tildes above the correct letters, but I know my pronunciation is excellent)

Thread integrity: Why when people are introduced on TV and they are asked "Tell me about yourself?" and they always say, "I have been married to my beautiful wife for (X) years and we have 3 beautiful children" I wanna hear, "I've been married for (X) years, got a couple of rug rats and a dog"

northerndragon said:

Boys are so lucky...us girls have to levitate or hold it. I go with the latter because there is no way I'm even attempting to pee at a concert *shudder*.

I'm going to assume you don't go camping? I'm an "expert hover-er"

I was in a meeting today and we were discussing what days we should make PTO holidays for 2015. Someone asked if we could move MLK day to Black Friday. About 15 eyebrows raised around the room until the guy realizes the Faux pas he committed and did a face palm.

RKCNDY said:

SD48277 said:

What's up with the "here in the real world" mentions I've seen in some of the threads? Have I been living in a fake world all this time? With fake plastic trees?

there is PJ world and real world...

Aahh...thank you for clearing that up for me.

take your cup into the bathroom and pee in that, then dump it in the toilet and flush with your foot. I did that once when the only bathrooms were portapotties. Because no. I was quite proud of my ingenuity lol but that's the only time I've ever had to resort to something that desperate. Usually if you go BEFORE the show it's not bad. Then by the time you get out you won't be bursting.

northerndragon said:

RKCNDY said:

northerndragon said:

Boys are so lucky...us girls have to levitate or hold it. I go with the latter because there is no way I'm even attempting to pee at a concert *shudder*.

I'm going to assume you don't go camping? I'm an "expert hover-er"

There is big difference between hovering to pee in the bush and hovering to not come in contact with the petri dish of gross while peeing in a specific target. Option two requires more thought than peeing ever should. Besides I find that if I dance enough at a concert I dehydrate just enough before I have to pee. Very fine balance but I've done well with it so far.

I find it a tad bit harder to balance whilst peeing next to a bush and not pee on my pants or shoes. Anywho, I stop drinking by water about an hour before the show, and try to carry a cup of ice with me, keeps me hydrated enough, but doesn't make me feel like I need to run to the bathroom.

RKCNDY said:

northerndragon said:

RKCNDY said:

northerndragon said:

Boys are so lucky...us girls have to levitate or hold it. I go with the latter because there is no way I'm even attempting to pee at a concert *shudder*.

I'm going to assume you don't go camping? I'm an "expert hover-er"

There is big difference between hovering to pee in the bush and hovering to not come in contact with the petri dish of gross while peeing in a specific target. Option two requires more thought than peeing ever should. Besides I find that if I dance enough at a concert I dehydrate just enough before I have to pee. Very fine balance but I've done well with it so far.

I find it a tad bit harder to balance whilst peeing next to a bush and not pee on my pants or shoes. Anywho, I stop drinking by water about an hour before the show, and try to carry a cup of ice with me, keeps me hydrated enough, but doesn't make me feel like I need to run to the bathroom.

That's a cool idea....first I have to stop being such a beer slut, then maybe I can think about drinking water at a show. :P

Yes but only if check is filled out to Cash and if you don't pick it up afterwards