TIME TO MOW THE LAWN

The Juggler
The Juggler Posts: 49,599
in All Encompassing Trip
IT'S TIME TO MOW THE MOTHER.FUCKING.LAWN!!!!

finally!!! love this time of year

WOOO.
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Manscaping?
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    it was a good mow. going for diamonds next time out.
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    watch penn & teller's show 'bullshit' & select the episode on 'lawns'. you will not be disappointed. it is very easily found on youtube & it is hilarious.
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  • The Juggler
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    chadwick said:

    watch penn & teller's show 'bullshit' & select the episode on 'lawns'. you will not be disappointed. it is very easily found on youtube & it is hilarious.

    who are penn and teller?
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,661
    hedonist said:

    Manscaping?

    thanks for the mental picture......arrrrrrgh!

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  • oysterjar
    oysterjar NH Posts: 1,235
    I bought a goat to graze the yard.
    Wind this thing up.

  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    I'm waiting until this weekend.
    Alright, alright, alright!
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    imalive said:

    hedonist said:

    Manscaping?

    thanks for the mental picture......arrrrrrgh!

    Hey, when he mentioned aspiring to diamonds, I thought...could he be vajazzling (or the man-version thereof)?

    So be glad I didn't mention that :D
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    hedonist said:

    imalive said:

    hedonist said:

    Manscaping?

    thanks for the mental picture......arrrrrrgh!

    Hey, when he mentioned aspiring to diamonds, I thought...could he be vajazzling (or the man-version thereof)?

    So be glad I didn't mention that :D

    =))
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    I love getting out there and mowing the yard. Then you sit back and relax with a rum n coke-- watch the birds and butterflies, and admire your hard work. Then you get fucking pissed that you have to sweat your balls off and do it again in a week.
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  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    I like mowing the lawn and it's the perfect time to suntan B-)
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    You never really had to begin with.


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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    this is what i'm aiming for this weekend-

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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    that looks cool too

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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    circles....

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  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    How do you do that?
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    JK_Livin said:

    How do you do that?

    What?

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  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 13,081
    The Juggler said:

    this is what i'm aiming for this weekend-

    image

    it's grass not an art project. just mow the darn thing already. :D
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,968
    edited April 2014
    I have the landscapers to do their spring deal on Friday (they do all sorts of shit to the plants, trees, etc that I have no fucking clue about...add mulch and make everything nice) before I resume mowing duties. Killed me not to do it on Sunday though, the lawn looks ready for it. Also burns me to spend the money on the landscapers but I kill most shit I try to grow so I think this is going to be an annual necessity unless I can find someone to show me the way.
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    edited April 2014
    image
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,968
    Chad is right, this is some funny shit!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=RFlGe1ISM-g
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