"Jonny Bails Floatin" My new novel, now available!

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  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367

    :D:lol::lol:

    Can we take a boat ride at night?

    And bring your Mickey shirt. ;)

    No! how far are you into the book? thats how this whole messed started, i don't want my onions glowing blue.........Wait i may need to think about that. :think: :think: :shifty:

    I don't know...glowing blue onions might be a sight to see. ;):mrgreen::lol::lol:
    I lost a bet...
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158

    :D:lol::lol:

    Can we take a boat ride at night?

    And bring your Mickey shirt. ;)

    No! how far are you into the book? thats how this whole messed started, i don't want my onions glowing blue.........Wait i may need to think about that. :think: :think: :shifty:

    I don't know...glowing blue onions might be a sight to see. ;):mrgreen::lol::lol:


    200780024_690c92c7b8_m.jpg:lol:
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Started reading your book over the weekend. Really enjoying it so far and it makes me want to go back to Key West!
    Thanks cubBEE! I've been dying to go back too...now I'm just hoping some of the places I contacted down there are willing to have me do an event handing out books! :D
    Oh maybe Matthew Mcconaughey instead of Affleck.

    I thought about him too. Exactly the personality -- kinda friendly... hippy... and disheveled. But he may be slightly too old and too good looking.
    Too old... Stephen Dorff..

    He would be awesome too. He played a great drunk in SFW (so Fuckin What)...but I think BJ might be right, he's kinda short.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367

    No! how far are you into the book? thats how this whole messed started, i don't want my onions glowing blue.........Wait i may need to think about that. :think: :think: :shifty:

    I don't know...glowing blue onions might be a sight to see. ;):mrgreen::lol::lol:


    200780024_690c92c7b8_m.jpg:lol:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


    So, when are we going? I need to see that in person. :corn:
    I lost a bet...
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    I like Dorrf but he's short, didn't you picture someone like you and Johnny size? Unless Johnny, plays Johnny :o

    Jonny plays Jonny? :o:lol: :P

    Maybe Chadwick would be up for it.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219

    :D:lol::lol:

    Can we take a boat ride at night?

    And bring your Mickey shirt. ;)

    No! how far are you into the book? thats how this whole messed started, i don't want my onions glowing blue.........Wait i may need to think about that. :think: :think: :shifty:

    I don't know...glowing blue onions might be a sight to see. ;):mrgreen::lol::lol:

    :lol::lol: Spoilers! :P
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158


    200780024_690c92c7b8_m.jpg:lol:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


    So, when are we going? I need to see that in person. :corn:[/quote]


    They make Light Saber sounds when i dance around. ;)

    Now how to ditch the wife :problem:
  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    Started reading your book over the weekend. Really enjoying it so far and it makes me want to go back to Key West!
    Thanks cubBEE! I've been dying to go back too...now I'm just hoping some of the places I contacted down there are willing to have me do an event handing out books! :D

    That would be awesome! One of favorite things is how vivid you make Key West. It feels like I'm right there watching these events unfold.
    I lost a bet...
  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367


    200780024_690c92c7b8_m.jpg:lol:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


    So, when are we going? I need to see that in person. :corn:


    They make Light Saber sounds when i dance around. ;)

    Now how to ditch the wife :problem:[/quote]

    Woohoo!!!! ;):mrgreen::lol::lol:
    I lost a bet...
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    That would be awesome! One of favorite things is how vivid you make Key West. It feels like I'm right there watching these events unfold.

    I used to just get drunk and walk all over that city. I love it! And I miss it when I dont go for a few months...that's probably why I wrote so much detail... One time after too many drinks, I got lost in a cool, old neighborhood, and the chickens that roam free started following me when the sun started coming up. :P
    They make Light Saber sounds when i dance around. ;)

    Careful with that thing, it made Obi Wan vaporize/disappear in seconds!
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    Sam Rockwell as the BOMB, i love the guy, but he can play an asshole like nobody else.

    Coby Bell (from Burn Notice)as the Cuban Bass Player

    Bruce Campbell as the Best friend Sax Player who owns the Pad, i know the characters Black, Johnny, but it's Bruce Fuckin Campbell, either him of LL Cool J.

    Ben Affleck as Johnny, I'm So Sorry!

    Hayden Panettiere, the Chick

    Best i got off the top of my head, as long as there's no Ryan Gosling, he a talentless ass hat.

    :thumbup:

    Hmm...I don't see Hayden Panettiere as the Chick...i was thinking someone more like Drew Barrymore
    I lost a bet...
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Hmm...I don't see Hayden Panettiere as the Chick...i was thinking someone more like Drew Barrymore


    I Love Drew, but she's a bit old now :( , how about Scarlett Johannson?
  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    Hmm...I don't see Hayden Panettiere as the Chick...i was thinking someone more like Drew Barrymore


    I Love Drew, but she's a bit old now :( , how about Scarlett Johannson?

    Yes, Drew might be a bit too old for this part. (But, she is not OLD...because that would make me old. :evil: )

    Okay, we will go with Scarlett Johannson. :D
    I lost a bet...
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,344
    hey JP - is hiaasen an influence? if not, who is?

    I'll put this on my list.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    imalive wrote:
    hey JP - is hiaasen an influence? if not, who is?

    I'll put this on my list.

    I've read most of Hiaasen's books, so its possible that he influenced me a bit...but not really/I dont think so. I hear its quirky in similar ways though. I think the only direct influence I had was Captain Morgan. Anything else was subconscious.. :mrgreen: I tried very hard to make it original and my own, if that makes sense.

    I dont really know how to describe the style or the genre. Anyone got suggestions?
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Hmm...I don't see Hayden Panettiere as the Chick...i was thinking someone more like Drew Barrymore


    I Love Drew, but she's a bit old now :( , how about Scarlett Johannson?

    hmmm, I like Drew's personality for Leila...
    And Scarlett...yes...
    But Leila has black hair and blue eyes.

    Milla Jovovich, BJ???!! :o :P
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    But Leila has black hair and blue eyes.

    Are you sure? :think: :lol: Dude she was a Blonde in my head throughout that book, how'd i miss that.

    Milla Jovovich, BJ???!! :o :P

    Sadly another Honey that times catching up with :(
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,344
    I think the only direct influence I had was Captain Morgan.

    :lol::lol:

    was he an influence on your infamous post of 2010? :? ;)
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    imalive wrote:
    I think the only direct influence I had was Captain Morgan.

    :lol::lol:

    was he an influence on your infamous post of 2010? :? ;)

    If I say I dont remember my own infamous post, can I chalk that up to Captain Morgan as well? :lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Are you sure? :think: :lol: Dude she was a Blonde in my head throughout that book, how'd i miss that.

    Sadly another Honey that times catching up with :([/quote]

    I think you were just thinking of my wife again dude! :lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)