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    cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,365
    BinauralJam wrote:
    cubBEE_girl wrote:

    :D:lol::lol:

    Can we take a boat ride at night?

    And bring your Mickey shirt. ;)

    No! how far are you into the book? thats how this whole messed started, i don't want my onions glowing blue.........Wait i may need to think about that. :think: :think: :shifty:

    I don't know...glowing blue onions might be a sight to see. ;):mrgreen::lol::lol:
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    cubBEE_girl wrote:

    :D:lol::lol:

    Can we take a boat ride at night?

    And bring your Mickey shirt. ;)

    No! how far are you into the book? thats how this whole messed started, i don't want my onions glowing blue.........Wait i may need to think about that. :think: :think: :shifty:

    I don't know...glowing blue onions might be a sight to see. ;):mrgreen::lol::lol:


    200780024_690c92c7b8_m.jpg:lol:
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    Started reading your book over the weekend. Really enjoying it so far and it makes me want to go back to Key West!
    Thanks cubBEE! I've been dying to go back too...now I'm just hoping some of the places I contacted down there are willing to have me do an event handing out books! :D
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Oh maybe Matthew Mcconaughey instead of Affleck.

    I thought about him too. Exactly the personality -- kinda friendly... hippy... and disheveled. But he may be slightly too old and too good looking.
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Too old... Stephen Dorff..

    He would be awesome too. He played a great drunk in SFW (so Fuckin What)...but I think BJ might be right, he's kinda short.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,365
    BinauralJam wrote:
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:

    No! how far are you into the book? thats how this whole messed started, i don't want my onions glowing blue.........Wait i may need to think about that. :think: :think: :shifty:

    I don't know...glowing blue onions might be a sight to see. ;):mrgreen::lol::lol:


    200780024_690c92c7b8_m.jpg:lol:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


    So, when are we going? I need to see that in person. :corn:
    I lost a bet...
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    BinauralJam wrote:
    I like Dorrf but he's short, didn't you picture someone like you and Johnny size? Unless Johnny, plays Johnny :o

    Jonny plays Jonny? :o:lol: :P

    Maybe Chadwick would be up for it.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    cubBEE_girl wrote:

    :D:lol::lol:

    Can we take a boat ride at night?

    And bring your Mickey shirt. ;)

    No! how far are you into the book? thats how this whole messed started, i don't want my onions glowing blue.........Wait i may need to think about that. :think: :think: :shifty:

    I don't know...glowing blue onions might be a sight to see. ;):mrgreen::lol::lol:

    :lol::lol: Spoilers! :P
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    cubBEE_girl wrote:


    200780024_690c92c7b8_m.jpg:lol:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


    So, when are we going? I need to see that in person. :corn:[/quote]


    They make Light Saber sounds when i dance around. ;)

    Now how to ditch the wife :problem:
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    cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,365
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    Started reading your book over the weekend. Really enjoying it so far and it makes me want to go back to Key West!
    Thanks cubBEE! I've been dying to go back too...now I'm just hoping some of the places I contacted down there are willing to have me do an event handing out books! :D

    That would be awesome! One of favorite things is how vivid you make Key West. It feels like I'm right there watching these events unfold.
    I lost a bet...
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    cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,365
    BinauralJam wrote:
    cubBEE_girl wrote:


    200780024_690c92c7b8_m.jpg:lol:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


    So, when are we going? I need to see that in person. :corn:


    They make Light Saber sounds when i dance around. ;)

    Now how to ditch the wife :problem:[/quote]

    Woohoo!!!! ;):mrgreen::lol::lol:
    I lost a bet...
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    That would be awesome! One of favorite things is how vivid you make Key West. It feels like I'm right there watching these events unfold.

    I used to just get drunk and walk all over that city. I love it! And I miss it when I dont go for a few months...that's probably why I wrote so much detail... One time after too many drinks, I got lost in a cool, old neighborhood, and the chickens that roam free started following me when the sun started coming up. :P
    BinauralJam wrote:
    They make Light Saber sounds when i dance around. ;)

    Careful with that thing, it made Obi Wan vaporize/disappear in seconds!
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,365
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Sam Rockwell as the BOMB, i love the guy, but he can play an asshole like nobody else.

    Coby Bell (from Burn Notice)as the Cuban Bass Player

    Bruce Campbell as the Best friend Sax Player who owns the Pad, i know the characters Black, Johnny, but it's Bruce Fuckin Campbell, either him of LL Cool J.

    Ben Affleck as Johnny, I'm So Sorry!

    Hayden Panettiere, the Chick

    Best i got off the top of my head, as long as there's no Ryan Gosling, he a talentless ass hat.

    :thumbup:

    Hmm...I don't see Hayden Panettiere as the Chick...i was thinking someone more like Drew Barrymore
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    Hmm...I don't see Hayden Panettiere as the Chick...i was thinking someone more like Drew Barrymore


    I Love Drew, but she's a bit old now :( , how about Scarlett Johannson?
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    cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,365
    BinauralJam wrote:
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    Hmm...I don't see Hayden Panettiere as the Chick...i was thinking someone more like Drew Barrymore


    I Love Drew, but she's a bit old now :( , how about Scarlett Johannson?

    Yes, Drew might be a bit too old for this part. (But, she is not OLD...because that would make me old. :evil: )

    Okay, we will go with Scarlett Johannson. :D
    I lost a bet...
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,501
    hey JP - is hiaasen an influence? if not, who is?

    I'll put this on my list.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    imalive wrote:
    hey JP - is hiaasen an influence? if not, who is?

    I'll put this on my list.

    I've read most of Hiaasen's books, so its possible that he influenced me a bit...but not really/I dont think so. I hear its quirky in similar ways though. I think the only direct influence I had was Captain Morgan. Anything else was subconscious.. :mrgreen: I tried very hard to make it original and my own, if that makes sense.

    I dont really know how to describe the style or the genre. Anyone got suggestions?
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    BinauralJam wrote:
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    Hmm...I don't see Hayden Panettiere as the Chick...i was thinking someone more like Drew Barrymore


    I Love Drew, but she's a bit old now :( , how about Scarlett Johannson?

    hmmm, I like Drew's personality for Leila...
    And Scarlett...yes...
    But Leila has black hair and blue eyes.

    Milla Jovovich, BJ???!! :o :P
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    But Leila has black hair and blue eyes.

    Are you sure? :think: :lol: Dude she was a Blonde in my head throughout that book, how'd i miss that.

    Milla Jovovich, BJ???!! :o :P

    Sadly another Honey that times catching up with :(
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,501
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I think the only direct influence I had was Captain Morgan.

    :lol::lol:

    was he an influence on your infamous post of 2010? :? ;)
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    imalive wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I think the only direct influence I had was Captain Morgan.

    :lol::lol:

    was he an influence on your infamous post of 2010? :? ;)

    If I say I dont remember my own infamous post, can I chalk that up to Captain Morgan as well? :lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Are you sure? :think: :lol: Dude she was a Blonde in my head throughout that book, how'd i miss that.

    Sadly another Honey that times catching up with :([/quote]

    I think you were just thinking of my wife again dude! :lol:
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Are you sure? :think: :lol: Dude she was a Blonde in my head throughout that book, how'd i miss that.

    Sadly another Honey that times catching up with :(

    I think you were just thinking of my wife again dude! :lol:[/quote]


    :oops: um, err..anyway moving along, how about Ksenia Solo, shes in the SciFi show Lost Girls

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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    I like Dorrf but he's short, didn't you picture someone like you and Johnny size? Unless Johnny, plays Johnny :o

    Jonny plays Jonny? :o:lol: :P

    Maybe Chadwick would be up for it.
    maybe chadlick would be up for what exactly?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,365
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Are you sure? :think: :lol: Dude she was a Blonde in my head throughout that book, how'd i miss that.


    :lol::lol::lol:

    I know she has black hair and blue eyes, but I kept picturing her as blonde too. :?
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    cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,365
    BinauralJam wrote:


    :oops: um, err..anyway moving along, how about Ksenia Solo, shes in the SciFi show Lost Girls

    aLHhOGY.png

    Oh yeah...I like her. I could see her as Leila.
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    chadwick wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    I like Dorrf but he's short, didn't you picture someone like you and Johnny size? Unless Johnny, plays Johnny :o

    Jonny plays Jonny? :o:lol: :P

    Maybe Chadwick would be up for it.
    maybe chadlick would be up for what exactly?

    The role of Jonny Bails in the movie version. Whenever Hollywood comes a knockin.. 8-)
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    righteous!

    i'm still reading along. im slow. this last few weeks i been reading two books at once then taking extended breaks. (idiot :fp: )
    i have trouble reading one let alone two at once

    sure, hit me up when hollywood rings :wave:

















    thank you, ritalin
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    I'm at the part with the sparkly blue balls... :D Leila just took off on him. I'm very interested in finding out what in the world is happening to Johnny...


    More reading tonight
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    chadwick wrote:
    righteous!

    i'm still reading along. im slow. this last few weeks i been reading two books at once then taking extended breaks. (idiot :fp: )
    i have trouble reading one let alone two at once

    sure, hit me up when hollywood rings :wave:

    I'm the same Chadwick - I go through streaks where I motor along quickly, then I stop for awhile and let it soak in.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    mikalina wrote:
    I'm at the part with the sparkly blue balls... :D Leila just took off on him. I'm very interested in finding out what in the world is happening to Johnny...


    More reading tonight

    :D I really tried to imagine what I would've done if that happened to me. Overreact was the first thing. ;)
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,501
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    I think the only direct influence I had was Captain Morgan.

    :lol::lol:

    was he an influence on your infamous post of 2010? :? ;)

    If I say I dont remember my own infamous post, can I chalk that up to Captain Morgan as well? :lol:

    I was mistaken...it was johnny ABRUZZO who went off in 2010.....aren't you both phillies fans? :?
    If I had known then what I know now...

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