"Jonny Bails Floatin" My new novel, now available!

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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    Congratulations Jonny! Can't wait to read it...books about drunks are right up my alley ;)

    :lol: a small spoiler... in the first 10-15 pages, Jonny Bails requires a friend to carry him passed out drunk. But he cleans it up as stuff gets rolling. :mrgreen:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    chadwick wrote:
    im jealous of him & snakeduckeyed! they each have two books going while im still stuck at one book barelly going.
    but guess what? it's fucking on! i'll be self publishing my stuff thanks to the advice of mr. pistachio. it'll happen someday when i am not a lost asshole & dick

    if you folks haven't got his self proclaimed "sloppy" poetry book, i suggest getting the fucker as it is hilarious & has great story telling in it

    :D Thanks chadwick! and yes, publishing is evolving quickly and the book world is going through a major face-lift.

    btw, your poetry book rides along side my poetry book to ever music gig I have in my handy dandy carrying case for good luck. :)
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    does the book have pictures?
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    im jealous of him & snakeduckeyed! they each have two books going while im still stuck at one book barelly going.
    but guess what? it's fucking on! i'll be self publishing my stuff thanks to the advice of mr. pistachio. it'll happen someday when i am not a lost asshole & dick

    if you folks haven't got his self proclaimed "sloppy" poetry book, i suggest getting the fucker as it is hilarious & has great story telling in it

    :D Thanks chadwick! and yes, publishing is evolving quickly and the book world is going through a major face-lift.

    btw, your poetry book rides along side my poetry book to ever music gig I have in my handy dandy carrying case for good luck. :)
    honored

    that daniel eyed is something else as well. the other day his poetry floored me. i love you guys. the minds of creative writers & other artists... greatness

    also, nothing like consuming several drugs & several bottles of wine & going to town bringing one's visions to paper. that is the one thing i miss about drinking myself silly.

    hash
    grass
    pills
    wine or whiskey
    pen & paper

    fucking good times

    you are a gifted visionary, something like jim morrison
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    does the book have pictures?

    Sadly, only on the front cover.
    chadwick wrote:
    honored

    that daniel eyed is something else as well. the other day his poetry floored me. i love you guys. the minds of creative writers & other artists... greatness

    also, nothing like consuming several drugs & several bottles of wine & going to town bringing one's visions to paper. that is the one thing i miss about drinking myself silly.

    hash
    grass
    pills
    wine or whiskey
    pen & paper

    fucking good times

    you are a gifted visionary, something like jim morrison

    That is am amazing compliment chadwick. I appreciate that more that you know. :D
    btw, i've really backed off on the sauce, and it was tough for awhile, but im more productive now for sure.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    chadwick wrote:
    im jealous of him & snakeduckeyed! they each have two books going while im still stuck at one book barelly going.
    but guess what? it's fucking on! i'll be self publishing my stuff thanks to the advice of mr. pistachio. it'll happen someday when i am not a lost asshole & dick

    if you folks haven't got his self proclaimed "sloppy" poetry book, i suggest getting the fucker as it is hilarious & has great story telling in it
    Sir, your book is awesome.
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    does the book have pictures?

    Does he need to read it over the phone to you too?
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    For those of you who are interested in getting a copy, Jonny Bails Floatin is now available...

    On Kindle (introductory price 2.99): http://www.amazon.com/Bioluminescence-I ... ls+floatin

    And it wasnt ready on paperback through Amazon yet, but it will be in the next few days. However, it is available in paperback through this site temporarily (intro price of 8.99): https://www.createspace.com/4293274

    I will also have a few dozen paperbacks sent to my house if anyone would rather I send it to you, please let me know.

    Thanks! and I hope you enjoy it. :D
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    This is awesome, where can I pick it up when I get back home in Lake Worth?

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    g under p wrote:
    This is awesome, where can I pick it up when I get back home in Lake Worth?

    Peace

    Hey G! I will have some copies, and I am working on getting it in a few shops around LW and WPB. There arent any book stores that I know of, so I'm looking at places like Top-5 records in downtown LW.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    g under p wrote:
    This is awesome, where can I pick it up when I get back home in Lake Worth?

    Peace

    Hey G! I will have some copies, and I am working on getting it in a few shops around LW and WPB. There arent any book stores that I know of, so I'm looking at places like Top-5 records in downtown LW.

    Thank you, however I'd like to buy one just boost sales and maybe your ego. :D This sounds and reads like the kind of books I like to read especially since I have a bit of a break with it being summer and the kids seem to have left the house. So Top-5 records in LW just let me know when and if they get them in, I'll get one....then hopefully down the road you could sign it....it should jump in value then. 8-)

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,444
    Got my electronic copy :D

    I will take the tablet to Chicago, maybe I can squeeze in a couple of pages there ... Congratulations!
    Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue! http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/148993/please-pearl-jam-consider-a-vinyl-benaroya-hall-re-issue


  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    g under p wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    g under p wrote:
    This is awesome, where can I pick it up when I get back home in Lake Worth?

    Peace

    Hey G! I will have some copies, and I am working on getting it in a few shops around LW and WPB. There arent any book stores that I know of, so I'm looking at places like Top-5 records in downtown LW.

    Thank you, however I'd like to buy one just boost sales and maybe your ego. :D This sounds and reads like the kind of books I like to read especially since I have a bit of a break with it being summer and the kids seem to have left the house. So Top-5 records in LW just let me know when and if they get them in, I'll get one....then hopefully down the road you could sign it....it should jump in value then. 8-)

    Peace

    I appreciate that as it does boost my sales numbers when bought online. But i'll update you when I get them in stores locally too.
    I've heard from most folks that it is a quick, easy, and fun summertime read. :D
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Leezestarr313 wrote:
    Got my electronic copy :D

    I will take the tablet to Chicago, maybe I can squeeze in a couple of pages there ... Congratulations!

    Thanks Leezestarr! much, much appreciated! I will need to buy a lot of drinks for folks when I finally make it to a PJ show! :P
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I shall read this book while eating a bag of pistachios
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    LloydXmas wrote:
    I shall read this book while eating a bag of pistachios

    Even better some pistachio ice cream it was 96 here in Maryland.

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    LloydXmas wrote:
    I shall read this book while eating a bag of pistachios

    :mrgreen: This is the right way to do it. :lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,444
    I started reading it last night, and I like it :D :thumbup:
    Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue! http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/148993/please-pearl-jam-consider-a-vinyl-benaroya-hall-re-issue


  • of.the.girl
    of.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    Black Diamond wrote:
    I keep reading Jonny Balls Floating ... :? :lol:
    That's how I read too :lol::lol::lol: I was wondering why the hell are Johnny's Balls floating? hahahahaha

    Electronic copy bought :mrgreen:
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Leezestarr313 wrote:
    I started reading it last night, and I like it :D :thumbup:

    :D:D Thanks! so much!
    of.the.girl wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    I keep reading Jonny Balls Floating ... :? :lol:
    That's how I read too :lol::lol::lol: I was wondering why the hell are Johnny's Balls floating? hahahahaha

    Electronic copy bought :mrgreen:

    I really should've spelled his name Jonny Bales (not Bails), huh? :lol:

    Thank you of the girl! :mrgreen:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)

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