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"Jonny Bails Floatin" My new novel, now available!

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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    The paperback was initially delayed on amazon, but it is now available:

    http://www.amazon.com/Jonny-Bails-Float ... onny+bails

    :D
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    jumbojetjumbojet Posts: 1,484
    The paperback was initially delayed on amazon, but it is now available:

    http://www.amazon.com/Jonny-Bails-Float ... onny+bails

    :D

    Congratulations Jonny that it is on the market now. I am currently stuck with War and Peace, a hard English version for me. :roll: I could happily get in between an easier read like this, especially with some reference to PJ. :idea:

    E-book doesnt work for me, I think I'll add it in my next round of order from amazon.co.uk. Checked it also exists there. :corn:
    What's your part, who you are?

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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    jumbojet wrote:
    The paperback was initially delayed on amazon, but it is now available:

    http://www.amazon.com/Jonny-Bails-Float ... onny+bails

    :D

    Congratulations Jonny that it is on the market now. I am currently stuck with War and Peace, a hard English version for me. :roll: I could happily get in between an easier read like this, especially with some reference to PJ. :idea:

    E-book doesnt work for me, I think I'll add it in my next round of order from amazon.co.uk. Checked it also exists there. :corn:

    Thanks JumboJet!
    Woah, war and Peace? See you in 2019. :lol:
    Yes, it is available through all the amazon markets I believe.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    The paperback was initially delayed on amazon, but it is now available:

    http://www.amazon.com/Jonny-Bails-Float ... onny+bails

    :D


    I'm ordering my copy of your book thru amazon - I cant wait, I'm almost done with my current read and will start on your book very soon... :thumbup:
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    mikalina wrote:
    The paperback was initially delayed on amazon, but it is now available:

    http://www.amazon.com/Jonny-Bails-Float ... onny+bails

    :D


    I'm ordering my copy of your book thru amazon - I cant wait, I'm almost done with my current read and will start on your book very soon... :thumbup:

    Thanks Mikalina! I hope you like it! :D
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    I've got both of your books in my Amazon cart. I've just gotta come up with more merchandise to qualify for free shipping.

    :mrgreen:
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    I am trying to order but not wothy of Amazon Prime :evil: :lol:
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    I am trying to order but not wothy of Amazon Prime :evil: :lol:

    I just emailed them to ask if that can be changed. :)
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    riotgrlriotgrl LOUISVILLE Posts: 1,892
    Almost finished with Life after Death and will be reading your book next!

    Although, I am glad I wasn't the only one reading Jonny Balls Floatin. Seemed like a much different book with that title :lol:
    Are we getting something out of this all-encompassing trip?

    Seems my preconceptions are what should have been burned...

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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    riotgrl wrote:
    Almost finished with Life after Death and will be reading your book next!

    Although, I am glad I wasn't the only one reading Jonny Balls Floatin. Seemed like a much different book with that title :lol:

    :lol: Thanks RIOTGrL!

    And BD - I got a repsonse from Amazon:

    "Thank you for contacting Amazon KDP, I'll be happy to assist you with your Amazon prime question.
    I had a look at your title "Jonny Bails Floatin and the Luck of the Bioluminescence" and confirmed that it is enrolled in KDP Select has the Amazon prime logo attached to its product detail page. As part of KDP Select, your book can be borrowed by eligible Amazon Prime (Amazon’s all-you-can-eat shipping program) customers through the Kindle Owners’ Lending Library in the United States, UK, France, and Germany only."


    So there's that... and I have no clue what the hell they mean. :lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    riotgrl wrote:
    Almost finished with Life after Death and will be reading your book next!

    Although, I am glad I wasn't the only one reading Jonny Balls Floatin. Seemed like a much different book with that title :lol:

    :lol: Thanks RIOTGrL!

    And BD - I got a repsonse from Amazon:

    "Thank you for contacting Amazon KDP, I'll be happy to assist you with your Amazon prime question.
    I had a look at your title "Jonny Bails Floatin and the Luck of the Bioluminescence" and confirmed that it is enrolled in KDP Select has the Amazon prime logo attached to its product detail page. As part of KDP Select, your book can be borrowed by eligible Amazon Prime (Amazon’s all-you-can-eat shipping program) customers through the Kindle Owners’ Lending Library in the United States, UK, France, and Germany only."

    Just ordered... with free shipping :mrgreen:

    So there's that... and I have no clue what the hell they mean. :lol:
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    Just ordered... with free shipping :mrgreen:

    Very cool Sir! I hope you enjoy! :D
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Lots of Sex in this book :shock:
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Lots of Sex in this book :shock:
    I knew the cover was a typo...
    Fifty Shades of Jonny Bails :corn:
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    Lots of Sex in this book :shock:
    I knew the cover was a typo...
    Fifty Shades of Jonny Bails :corn:

    :lol: Well, Jonny Bails is not so suave. He has two shades: drunk and aroused -or- drunk and passed out. :lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Lots of Sex in this book :shock:
    I knew the cover was a typo...
    Fifty Shades of Jonny Bails :corn:


    :lol::lol::lol: It's a bit of a strange feeling, like you happened across your friends diary
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    cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,365
    Just ordered it.

    Looking forward to reading all of it and not just the sex parts. ;):lol::lol::lol:
    I lost a bet...
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Just ordered it.

    Looking forward to reading all of it and not just the sex parts. ;):lol::lol::lol:

    "She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on."
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    I just ordered your book today thru Amazon. I should get it in about 5 to 7 working days... :thumbup:
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    LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
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    Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,380
    Wait a minute, there's sex parts? Ordering now!
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Wait a minute, there's sex parts? Ordering now!


    haha...dang, I can have it on kindle in a few minutes
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    mikalina wrote:
    I just ordered your book today thru Amazon. I should get it in about 5 to 7 working days... :thumbup:

    Thanks mikalina! I hope you enjoy it! :D
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Wait a minute, there's sex parts? Ordering now!

    Well, its no 50 shades. In fact, I keep hearing that the sex parts are obviously written by a man. So maybe dont get your hopes up too much.. but I think the sex scene in the hotel bathroom up on the bathroom sink was done in a perfectly dirty fashion. :mrgreen:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    haha...dang, I can have it on kindle in a few minutes

    Rick, there's still no pictures, sorry. :P
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    LloydXmas wrote:
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    :D:mrgreen:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Well, its no 50 shades. In fact, I keep hearing that the sex parts are obviously written by a man. So maybe dont get your hopes up too much.. but I think the sex scene in the hotel bathroom up on the bathroom sink was done in a perfectly dirty fashion. :mrgreen:
    Field Research? :P
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    Well, its no 50 shades. In fact, I keep hearing that the sex parts are obviously written by a man. So maybe dont get your hopes up too much.. but I think the sex scene in the hotel bathroom up on the bathroom sink was done in a perfectly dirty fashion. :mrgreen:
    Field Research? :P

    :D Now there's an idea. Its for a greater cause!

    Fortunately, I try not to touch anything in the seedy-ass hotels I usually end up in.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    pm me your mailing address & total price including tax & postage. i send cash & get signed copy. thank you
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    chadwick wrote:
    pm me your mailing address & total price including tax & postage. i send cash & get signed copy. thank you

    Hey Chadwick, can I send it to the same PO box you gave me in March? I'm going to the post office tomorrow to send a copy to Brian Lux, I can send one to you too. I'll let you know the postage afterwards. :)
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    pm me your mailing address & total price including tax & postage. i send cash & get signed copy. thank you

    Hey Chadwick, can I send it to the same PO box you gave me in March? I'm going to the post office tomorrow to send a copy to Brian Lux, I can send one to you too. I'll let you know the postage afterwards. :)
    well played, mr. organizational skills & memory bank championship
    add my bill to the package
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Ok, halfway through and I am hooked ..
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