Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    Newch91 wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "oh yeah...well the jerk store called and they're running out of you"
    "Why you're their biggest customer!"


    i had sex with your wife
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    "You're just as pretty as any of them. You just need a nose job."
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    "You're just as pretty as any of them. You just need a nose job."
    :lol:

    Classic Cosmo
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    BabaBooey1979 wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    "You're just as pretty as any of them. You just need a nose job."
    :lol:

    Classic Cosmo

    Lol, yep he says what he thinks. You gotta respect his honesty!
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,520
    The Juggler wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "oh yeah...well the jerk store called and they're running out of you"
    "Why you're their biggest customer!"


    i had sex with your wife

    ....his wife is in a coma...
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    "Why you're their biggest customer!"


    i had sex with your wife

    ....his wife is in a coma...

    :lol::lol::lol:

    One of the best George situations ever.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "Well the life support machine called..."
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    "Your face is my case"
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    "O'Henry? That's one of our top-selling candy bars. It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!"
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • keeponrockin
    keeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    Moops.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    keeponrockin wrote:
    Moops.

    "That's not Moops you jerk, It's Moors"
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you selected?"
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    Heisenberg wrote:
    keeponrockin wrote:
    Moops.

    "That's not Moops you jerk, It's Moors"

    i've been playing this stupid words with friends game lately. i can't wait until i have a chance to use "moops" on someone.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Heisenberg wrote:
    keeponrockin wrote:
    Moops.

    "That's not Moops you jerk, It's Moors"

    Oh no, I'm sorry but the card says "Moops".
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    They don't have a decent piece of fruit at the supermarket. The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!!!
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    "WHO TOLD YOU TO PUT THE BAUM ON?"
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    I want my keys back
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    "Jerry shaved his chest!"
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "The IRS is like Ward and Jude Cleaver..."
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Watching this episode right now. Classic.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3AMRHXMfjs
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful

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