Kramer: gonorhea?
Kramer, to nurse: um, ma'am, I think there's been some mistake
Nurse: oh, there's no mistake
Kramer: but I had gonorhea last week
Nurse: and we loved what you did with it
Kramer (to Mickey): I've been type-cast
Mickey: Bacterial Meningitis. Jackpot!
Kramer: Gonorrhea? You wanna trade?
Mickey: Sorry buddy, this is the "Hamlet" of diseases. Severe pain, nausea,
delusions, it's got everything.
Kramer (to the man beside him): Howbout you, do you wanna trade?
Jerry gets hooked on Game of Thrones. Dumps his girlfriend (Gillian Jacobs) because she likes Sansa. Kramer becomes addicted to Reddit.
Really? I almost vomited in disgust when I read this!
Most of it is just Seinfeldian neurosis meets the internet OR stuff that seems Seinfeldian but really isn't (see: Frank and Estelle getting Skype...what the F?).
As a proud Seinfeld-ite...I give a big fat thumbs down!
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2011-09-03 PJ20
2011-09-04 PJ20
2011-09-17 Winnipeg
2012-06-26 Amsterdam
2012-06-27 Amsterdam
2013-07-19 Wrigley
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2013-11-24 Los Angeles
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2014-07-11 Milton Keynes, UK
2014-10-09 Lincoln
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Jerry gets hooked on Game of Thrones. Dumps his girlfriend (Gillian Jacobs) because she likes Sansa. Kramer becomes addicted to Reddit.
Really? I almost vomited in disgust when I read this!
Most of it is just Seinfeldian neurosis meets the internet OR stuff that seems Seinfeldian but really isn't (see: Frank and Estelle getting Skype...what the F?).
As a proud Seinfeld-ite...I give a big fat thumbs down!
FINE!
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"excuse me, but I KNOW that we came in before that guy"
"oh no, Mr Cohen ALWAYS here.......he has apartment on Park Avenue"
"Where are we?"
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Someone tried to argue with me the other day that Arrested Development was a better show than Seinfeld. Not even close.
did you punch this person in the mouth?
... and then call them an anti-Seinfeld bastard.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Someone tried to argue with me the other day that Arrested Development was a better show than Seinfeld. Not even close.
Did you them that's impossible, b/c a show better than Seinfeld doesn't exist?
Arrested Development is an extremely overrated show. For years, people have told me how much I should watch it because its "edgy" and "out there." It's "edgy" to people who only watch network TV. If you routinely watch shows like Curb Your Enthusiasm, Strangers With Candy, Tim And Eric etc, it's really not that "out there." As someone who doesn't really watch TV that's still on any more (we mostly have our favorite shows on DVD or on the internet), I didn't find it that great.
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2011-07-02 EV Minneapolis
2011-09-03 PJ20
2011-09-04 PJ20
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2012-06-26 Amsterdam
2012-06-27 Amsterdam
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2013-11-23 Los Angeles
2013-11-24 Los Angeles
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Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Kramer eating the chip and taking a sip of the soda in the Merv Griffin episode is priceless and hilarious.
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
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Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,302
I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella.
2005 - London
2009 - Toronto
2010 - Buffalo
2011 - Toronto 1&2
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1 2018 - Fenway 1&2 2022 - Hamilton, Toronto 2023 - Chicago 1&2
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Mickey: Bacterial Meningitis. Jackpot!
Kramer: Gonorrhea? You wanna trade?
Mickey: Sorry buddy, this is the "Hamlet" of diseases. Severe pain, nausea,
delusions, it's got everything.
Kramer (to the man beside him): Howbout you, do you wanna trade?
Man: Sure.
Kramer: Okay, what do you got?
Man: The surgeon left a sponge inside me.
Kramer: Good luck with that.
2008: 6/19, 6/24, 6/25
2009: 6/14 (EV), 10/27, 10/28
2010: 5/17
2011: 6/21 (EV), 6/22 (EV), 9/11, 9/12
2012: 9/2
2013: 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/21, 10/22, 10/27, 11/23, 11/24
2014: 10/19
2016: 5/1, 5/2, 5/8
2018: 8/20, 9/2, 9/4
Fargo 2003
Winnipeg 2005
Winnipeg 2011
St. Paul 2014
Jerry gets hooked on Game of Thrones. Dumps his girlfriend (Gillian Jacobs) because she likes Sansa. Kramer becomes addicted to Reddit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebOvAX_Hk9Q
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
Really? I almost vomited in disgust when I read this!
Most of it is just Seinfeldian neurosis meets the internet OR stuff that seems Seinfeldian but really isn't (see: Frank and Estelle getting Skype...what the F?).
As a proud Seinfeld-ite...I give a big fat thumbs down!
2003-06-16 St. Paul
2006-06-26 St. Paul
2007-08-05 Chicago
2009-08-23 Chicago
2009-08-28 San Francisco
2010-05-01 NOLA (Jazz Fest)
2011-07-02 EV Minneapolis
2011-09-03 PJ20
2011-09-04 PJ20
2011-09-17 Winnipeg
2012-06-26 Amsterdam
2012-06-27 Amsterdam
2013-07-19 Wrigley
2013-11-21 San Diego
2013-11-23 Los Angeles
2013-11-24 Los Angeles
2014-07-08 Leeds, UK
2014-07-11 Milton Keynes, UK
2014-10-09 Lincoln
2014-10-19 St. Paul
2014-10-20 Milwaukee
2016-08-20 Wrigley 1
2016-08-22 Wrigley 2
2018-06-18 London 1
2018-08-18 Wrigley 1
2018-08-20 Wrigley 2
2022-09-16 Nashville
2023-08-31 St. Paul
2023-09-02 St. Paul
2023-09-05 Chicago 1
"oh no, Mr Cohen ALWAYS here.......he has apartment on Park Avenue"
Fargo 2003
Winnipeg 2005
Winnipeg 2011
St. Paul 2014
FINE!
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
you're an anti-dentite
Next thing you know, you're gonna be saying they should have their own schools
THEY DO HAVE THEIR OWN SCHOOLS!!
...never gets old
What does Robert Wagner say at the end? "I'd knock your lights out you anti-dentite bastard""?
"if it wasn't his daughter's wedding..."
Thats it...
Someone tried to argue with me the other day that Arrested Development was a better show than Seinfeld. Not even close.
did you punch this person in the mouth?
... and then call them an anti-Seinfeld bastard.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Did you them that's impossible, b/c a show better than Seinfeld doesn't exist?
Arrested Development is an extremely overrated show. For years, people have told me how much I should watch it because its "edgy" and "out there." It's "edgy" to people who only watch network TV. If you routinely watch shows like Curb Your Enthusiasm, Strangers With Candy, Tim And Eric etc, it's really not that "out there." As someone who doesn't really watch TV that's still on any more (we mostly have our favorite shows on DVD or on the internet), I didn't find it that great.
2003-06-16 St. Paul
2006-06-26 St. Paul
2007-08-05 Chicago
2009-08-23 Chicago
2009-08-28 San Francisco
2010-05-01 NOLA (Jazz Fest)
2011-07-02 EV Minneapolis
2011-09-03 PJ20
2011-09-04 PJ20
2011-09-17 Winnipeg
2012-06-26 Amsterdam
2012-06-27 Amsterdam
2013-07-19 Wrigley
2013-11-21 San Diego
2013-11-23 Los Angeles
2013-11-24 Los Angeles
2014-07-08 Leeds, UK
2014-07-11 Milton Keynes, UK
2014-10-09 Lincoln
2014-10-19 St. Paul
2014-10-20 Milwaukee
2016-08-20 Wrigley 1
2016-08-22 Wrigley 2
2018-06-18 London 1
2018-08-18 Wrigley 1
2018-08-20 Wrigley 2
2022-09-16 Nashville
2023-08-31 St. Paul
2023-09-02 St. Paul
2023-09-05 Chicago 1
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
"I wished for you to drop dead."
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/23/magaz ... .html?_r=0
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella.
2009 - Toronto
2010 - Buffalo
2011 - Toronto 1&2
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
2018 - Fenway 1&2
2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
2023 - Chicago 1&2