Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • GivenToJam88GivenToJam88 NJ Posts: 1,187
    Kramer: gonorhea?
    Kramer, to nurse: um, ma'am, I think there's been some mistake
    Nurse: oh, there's no mistake
    Kramer: but I had gonorhea last week
    Nurse: and we loved what you did with it
    Kramer (to Mickey): I've been type-cast

    Mickey: Bacterial Meningitis. Jackpot!

    Kramer: Gonorrhea? You wanna trade?

    Mickey: Sorry buddy, this is the "Hamlet" of diseases. Severe pain, nausea,
    delusions, it's got everything.

    Kramer (to the man beside him): Howbout you, do you wanna trade?

    Man: Sure.

    Kramer: Okay, what do you got?

    Man: The surgeon left a sponge inside me.

    Kramer: Good luck with that.
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  • Man: The surgeon left a sponge inside me.

    Kramer: Good luck with that.

    :lol:
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    norm wrote:

    :lol::lol::lol: Brilliant!!!

    Jerry gets hooked on Game of Thrones. Dumps his girlfriend (Gillian Jacobs) because she likes Sansa. Kramer becomes addicted to Reddit.

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Kramer meets Fred Savage of The Wonder Years....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebOvAX_Hk9Q
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    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
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  • vant0037vant0037 Posts: 6,135
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    norm wrote:

    :lol::lol::lol: Brilliant!!!

    Jerry gets hooked on Game of Thrones. Dumps his girlfriend (Gillian Jacobs) because she likes Sansa. Kramer becomes addicted to Reddit.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Really? I almost vomited in disgust when I read this!

    Most of it is just Seinfeldian neurosis meets the internet OR stuff that seems Seinfeldian but really isn't (see: Frank and Estelle getting Skype...what the F?).

    As a proud Seinfeld-ite...I give a big fat thumbs down! ;)
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    "oh no, Mr Cohen ALWAYS here.......he has apartment on Park Avenue"
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    vant0037 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    norm wrote:

    :lol::lol::lol: Brilliant!!!

    Jerry gets hooked on Game of Thrones. Dumps his girlfriend (Gillian Jacobs) because she likes Sansa. Kramer becomes addicted to Reddit.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Really? I almost vomited in disgust when I read this!

    Most of it is just Seinfeldian neurosis meets the internet OR stuff that seems Seinfeldian but really isn't (see: Frank and Estelle getting Skype...what the F?).

    As a proud Seinfeld-ite...I give a big fat thumbs down! ;)

    FINE!
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "excuse me, but I KNOW that we came in before that guy"
    "oh no, Mr Cohen ALWAYS here.......he has apartment on Park Avenue"
    "Where are we?"
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    I love Tim Whatley episodes
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Heisenberg wrote:
    I love Tim Whatley episodes

    you're an anti-dentite
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    Okay, Chrissie. Give me a schtickle of flouride.
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    norm wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    I love Tim Whatley episodes

    you're an anti-dentite

    Next thing you know, you're gonna be saying they should have their own schools
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    Heisenberg wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    I love Tim Whatley episodes

    you're an anti-dentite

    Next thing you know, you're gonna be saying they should have their own schools

    THEY DO HAVE THEIR OWN SCHOOLS!!



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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957

    ...never gets old

    What does Robert Wagner say at the end? "I'd knock your lights out you anti-dentite bastard""?

    :lol:
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    Heisenberg wrote:

    ...never gets old

    What does Robert Wagner say at the end? "I'd knock your lights out you anti-dentite bastard""?

    :lol:


    "if it wasn't his daughter's wedding..." :lol:
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    Heisenberg wrote:

    ...never gets old

    What does Robert Wagner say at the end? "I'd knock your lights out you anti-dentite bastard""?

    :lol:


    "if it wasn't his daughter's wedding..." :lol:

    Thats it... :lol:

    Someone tried to argue with me the other day that Arrested Development was a better show than Seinfeld. Not even close.
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:

    What does Robert Wagner say at the end? "I'd knock your lights out you anti-dentite bastard""?

    :lol:


    "if it wasn't his daughter's wedding..." :lol:

    Thats it... :lol:

    Someone tried to argue with me the other day that Arrested Development was a better show than Seinfeld. Not even close.

    did you punch this person in the mouth?
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Heisenberg wrote:

    "if it wasn't his daughter's wedding..." :lol:

    Thats it... :lol:

    Someone tried to argue with me the other day that Arrested Development was a better show than Seinfeld. Not even close.

    did you punch this person in the mouth?

    ... and then call them an anti-Seinfeld bastard.
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  • DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,430
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Someone tried to argue with me the other day that Arrested Development was a better show than Seinfeld. Not even close.

    Did you them that's impossible, b/c a show better than Seinfeld doesn't exist?
  • vant0037vant0037 Posts: 6,135
    DewieCox wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Someone tried to argue with me the other day that Arrested Development was a better show than Seinfeld. Not even close.

    Did you them that's impossible, b/c a show better than Seinfeld doesn't exist?

    Arrested Development is an extremely overrated show. For years, people have told me how much I should watch it because its "edgy" and "out there." It's "edgy" to people who only watch network TV. If you routinely watch shows like Curb Your Enthusiasm, Strangers With Candy, Tim And Eric etc, it's really not that "out there." As someone who doesn't really watch TV that's still on any more (we mostly have our favorite shows on DVD or on the internet), I didn't find it that great.
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    Franklin Delano Romanowski

    "I wished for you to drop dead."
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Franklin Delano Romanowski

    "I wished for you to drop dead."
    I double wish
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Big cover story on Jerry from the New York Times Magazine. About to start reading it.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/23/magaz ... .html?_r=0
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Kramer eating the chip and taking a sip of the soda in the Merv Griffin episode is priceless and hilarious.
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Mr. Bookman. :lol::lol::lol:
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Mr. Bookman. :lol::lol::lol:
    "The library investigator's name is Bookman?"
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    Newch91 wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Mr. Bookman. :lol::lol::lol:
    "The library investigator's name is Bookman?"

    I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella.
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  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,814
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Mr. Bookman. :lol::lol::lol:
    One of my favorite episodes :lol::lol:
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