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    afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "Yeah I'm watching you too...but this guy is really showing me something" :lol::lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUoyb1bgSAo
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    You don't even know what a write-off is.
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    Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    afroannnie wrote:
    "Yeah I'm watching you too...but this guy is really showing me something" :lol::lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUoyb1bgSAo
    :lol::lol: One of my favorite Kramer moments.
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    PissBottleManPissBottleMan Union City, TN Posts: 4,154
    norm wrote:
    did he use the word 'man'?

    When he left, did he say "I'm splittin'"?

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    Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    [Setting: A photographer's studio]

    (George is holding out his hands while a man and woman marvel at them. A photographer is fooling around with a camera towards the right wall)

    MAN: I've never seen hands like these before..

    WOMAN: They're so soft and milky white.

    PHOTOGRAPHER: You know who's hands they remind me of? (Pauses for effect) Ray McKigney.

    (The woman nods as the man looks off into space)

    MAN: Ugh.. Ray.

    PHOTOGRAPHER: He was it.

    GEORGE: Who was he?

    PHOTOGRAPHER: The most exquisite hands you've ever seen.. Oh, he had it all.

    GEORGE: (Hands still out, even though they've stopped looking at them) What happened to him?

    (Obviously a touchy subject, the woman coyly walks over to the photographer, and they both occupy themselves. The man is left to tell George the answer to his question)

    MAN: (Clears throat) Tragic story, I'm afraid. He could've had any woman in the world.. but none could match the beauty of his own hand.. and that became his one true love..

    (Long pause)

    GEORGE: You mean, uh..?

    MAN: Yes. he was not.. master of his domain.

    GEORGE: (Makes a gesture saying he understands. The man nods) But how.. uh..?

    MAN: (Quick, to the point) The muscles.. became so strained with.. overuse, that eventually the hand locked into a deformed position, and he was left with nothing but a claw. (Holds hand up, displaying a claw-like shape) He traveled the world seeking a cure.. acupuncturists.. herbalists.. swamis.. nothing helped. Towards the end, his hands became so frozen he was unable to manipulate utensils, (Visibly disgusted by this last part) and was dependent on Cub Scouts to feed him. I hadn't seen another pair of hands like Ray McKigney's.. until today. You are his successor. (George looks down at his hands) I.. only hope you have a little more self-control.

    GEORGE: (Smiling to himself) You don't have to worry about me. (Nodding, gloating) I won a contest.

    (The man nods, unsure of what to say or do)

    PHOTOGRAPHER: Ok, let's get to work.

    (Scene ends)
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    How do you just walk into a house and take a TV Guide? How does she expect you to watch TV? Am I just supposed to... turn it on and wander aimlessly around the dial?
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    he took it out
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    afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    norm wrote:
    he took it out

    I was just coming on here to post that... :D
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    afroannnie wrote:
    norm wrote:
    he took it out

    I was just coming on here to post that... :D

    Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there.

    :mrgreen:
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    Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    norm wrote:
    he took it out
    He took (puff puff) it out.
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    afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    norm wrote:
    afroannnie wrote:
    norm wrote:
    he took it out

    I was just coming on here to post that... :D

    Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there.

    :mrgreen:

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Jerry: "This is interesting..."

    Elaine: "What?"

    Jerry: "Jane's topless."

    Kramer: "Yo-yo ma!"
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    afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Ben: I'm sorry, Elaine. I always knew that after I became a doctor, I would dump whoever I was with and find someone better. That's the dream of becoming a doctor.

    Elaine: Look it, are we going to have sex, or not?
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    VILE WEED!
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    Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Mickey: we'll rock paper scissors for it
    in unison: rock paper scissors match
    Kramer: paper
    Mickey: rock, I win
    Kramer: but doesn't paper beat rock?
    Mickey: no it doesn't. rock flies right through paper. *smack*
    Kramer: so what beats rock?
    Mickey: nothin' beats rock!
    Kramer: go again
    in unison: rock paper scissors match
    Kramer: rock
    Mickey: rock
    in unison: rock paper scissors match
    Kramer: rock
    Mickey: rock
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    Mickey: we'll rock paper scissors for it
    in unison: rock paper scissors match
    Kramer: paper
    Mickey: rock, I win
    Kramer: but doesn't paper beat rock?
    Mickey: no it doesn't. rock flies right through paper. *smack*
    Kramer: so what beats rock?
    Mickey: nothin' beats rock!
    Kramer: go again
    in unison: rock paper scissors match
    Kramer: rock
    Mickey: rock
    in unison: rock paper scissors match
    Kramer: rock
    Mickey: rock

    :lol:
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    vant0037vant0037 Posts: 6,075
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    Kramer about to burst in...
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    vant0037vant0037 Posts: 6,075
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    vant0037 wrote:
    tumblr_md4kygojjO1qzx9tmo1_400.jpg

    Kramer about to burst in...

    Cool shot! Nice to see it from a behind the scenes perspective.
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    Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    vant0037 wrote:
    tumblr_md4kygojjO1qzx9tmo1_400.jpg

    Kramer about to burst in...
    This is an incredible shot. Where did you find this?
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    Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Newch91 wrote:
    vant0037 wrote:
    tumblr_md4kygojjO1qzx9tmo1_400.jpg

    Kramer about to burst in...
    This is an incredible shot. Where did you find this?


    that's wicked.
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    vant0037vant0037 Posts: 6,075
    Newch91 wrote:
    vant0037 wrote:
    tumblr_md4kygojjO1qzx9tmo1_400.jpg

    Kramer about to burst in...
    This is an incredible shot. Where did you find this?

    There was some Michael Richards tumblr out there (if you can believe that). It even had shots from his Problem Child villain days.

    I agree though...I love seeing it from the other side.
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    Jerry, it's 3:30 in the morning. I'm at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?
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    Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    did you hire the sunshine carpet cleaners?
    yessss......to clean up coffee stain, left by Mr Jerry Sein-FEEEELD.
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    Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    did you hire the sunshine carpet cleaners?
    yessss......to clean up coffee stain, left by Mr Jerry Sein-FEEEELD.
    "Him you brainwash?! What does he have that I don't have?!"
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    Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    they look like keys, George. they look exactly like keyyyyyys.
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    Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Kramer: gonorhea?
    Kramer, to nurse: um, ma'am, I think there's been some mistake
    Nurse: oh, there's no mistake
    Kramer: but I had gonorhea last week
    Nurse: and we loved what you did with it
    Kramer (to Mickey): I've been type-cast
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