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  • push me and i will resistpush me and i will resist Posts: 958
    Can't you see. The only thing between us and him is a thin layer of gaberdine.

    I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it.
  • push me and i will resistpush me and i will resist Posts: 958
    Elaine, do woman know about shrinkage?
    Waddya mean like laundry?
    No you know when you go swimming in the pool.....after.....
    Ouhhh, it shrinks....
    LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    push me and i will resist wrote:
    Can't you see. The only thing between us and him is a thin layer of gaberdine.

    I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it.

    shouldn't you be out there chopping down tree's :corn:
    81 is now off the air

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  • push me and i will resistpush me and i will resist Posts: 958
    81 wrote:
    push me and i will resist wrote:
    Can't you see. The only thing between us and him is a thin layer of gaberdine.

    I'm out there Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it.

    shouldn't you be out there chopping down tree's :corn:


    Sitting in the truck drinking beer. I got some laborers cutting all the branches off. Trees are down, then branches, then you cut to length. Then I get back in the truck while they load it up.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    "HOW DARE YOU STOP SHORT WITH MY WIFE!!"
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • push me and i will resistpush me and i will resist Posts: 958
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    "HOW DARE YOU STOP SHORT WITH MY WIFE!!"

    That was my move
  • push me and i will resistpush me and i will resist Posts: 958
    My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "2:00?? That's my whole afternoon! I was gonna go out looking for sneakers!"
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    "Jerry put a pez dispenser on my leg!"
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqrTZdWJU7s

    bloopers
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Morty: Hello?
    Voice: This is Frank Costanza.
    Morty: What do you want?
    Frank: You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    has anyone seen this? good god, it's the funniest thing i have seen in quite a while. can't stop watching it:


    slowfeld:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz-B4c2iFQ8

    :lol:
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    The Juggler wrote:
    has anyone seen this? good god, it's the funniest thing i have seen in quite a while. can't stop watching it:


    slowfeld:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz-B4c2iFQ8

    :lol:


    i refuse to believe i am the only person to find this funny... :x :lol:
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    The Juggler wrote:
    has anyone seen this? good god, it's the funniest thing i have seen in quite a while. can't stop watching it:


    slowfeld:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz-B4c2iFQ8

    :lol:
    :lol: I don't know what's funnier: the voice or the music in this?
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    Newch91 wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    has anyone seen this? good god, it's the funniest thing i have seen in quite a while. can't stop watching it:


    slowfeld:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz-B4c2iFQ8

    :lol:
    :lol: I don't know what's funnier: the voice or the music in this?


    both. equally. the music and crowd noise make it feel like you're watching him in some weird fucked up dream.....which is ironic given that's what he's talking about. :lol::lol::lol:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    norm wrote:
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    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,291
    norm wrote:
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    :lol:
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    I was watching the Movie Phone one the other day.

    Kramer: Hello! And welcome to Movie Phone! Please use your keypad to enter the name of the movie you would like to find.
    George: dials numbers
    Kramer: You have selected...Agent Zero?
    George: .....
    Kramer: Why don't you just tell me the name of the move you want to see!
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    norm wrote:
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    :lol::lol: I fucking love this show!
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    "I find it disturbing that you associate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise."
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    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I prefer the counter clockwise swirl
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Mandelbaum!

    Mandelbaum!

    Mandelbaum!

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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    haha

    the English Patient

    it's go time!
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I was watching the Movie Phone one the other day.

    Kramer: Hello! And welcome to Movie Phone! Please use your keypad to enter the name of the movie you would like to find.
    George: dials numbers
    Kramer: You have selected...Agent Zero?
    George: .....
    Kramer: Why don't you just tell me the name of the move you want to see!

    :lol::lol: One of my favorite scenes!
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    JERRY: You should always carry a pad and pen.

    GEORGE: I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.

    KRAMER: I have a pen.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    haha

    the English Patient

    it's go time!
    Sack Lunch :lol:
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,917
    norm wrote:
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    One of my all-time favorite exchanges on the show. Especially the disdain in Jerry's voice when he says "they're the worst"
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,291
    "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving ever minute of it!" :lol::lol::lol:
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    30 ways we are all Elaine.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/30-examp ... m=buzzfeed
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    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
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