worst NFL announcers

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  • UpSideDown
    UpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    Colinsworth is brutal.

    Moose, Troy and Brian Billick offer the fairest and most intelligent insight.
  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Colinsworth is brutal.

    Moose, Troy and Brian Billick offer the fairest and most intelligent insight.
    Three of the people you mentioned have a Super Bowl ring(s)....one doesn't...coincidence?
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    DewieCox wrote:

    I'd like to add Chris Berman and Chris Carter to the list of shitty pre/post game analysts. Berman had it once upon a time, but his schtick is long past due for an overhaul. "THEEEEEEEE RAAAAAAIIDAS!!!" Godamnit, just shut the fuck up and get over yourself.
    Carter....I'd like to kick him in the sack anytime anybody says "Come on man!" He's not as bad when he's on Mike & Mike since he has to spread it out over 4 hours.

    Ahh not sure how I forgot about that bunghole. Chris Carter is the absolute WORST.
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,306
    worst NFL studio crews:

    1st worst....featuring mush mouth sharpe and milli vanilla

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    2nd worst...between deion and michael irvin....just shoot me. they got rid of millen and theismann, and it still blows!

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    3rd worst...I pity tom jackson for having to put up with these clowns

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    If I had known then what I know now...

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    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • DewieCox
    DewieCox Posts: 11,432
    imalive wrote:
    worst NFL studio crews:

    1st worst....featuring mush mouth sharpe and milli vanilla

    Yeah, get rid of MushMouth. I'm sorry and I don't mean to offend but people that can't speak clearly without concentrating shouldn't be on tv talking. Not football obviously, but Jalen Rose is another that they need to cut.
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,306
    DewieCox wrote:
    Not football obviously, but Jalen Rose is another that they need to cut.
    he's filling in on mike & mike as we speak :shock:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,306
    god, I hate the golf guy and the hillbilly :x
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • RFTC
    RFTC Posts: 723
    sims and nantz, patsie ballwashers. sims is the only guy who can comment on the same helmet to helmet hit and one 'tackle' is a "clean-hard hit" and the other is anti-christ. fk him and nancy boy nantz agenda.
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  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    imalive wrote:
    god, I hate the golf guy and the hillbilly :x

    I don't mind them. I think it's kinda funny that they take the games so seriously

    Nantz is such a drama queen. it's funny in an unintentional kind of way
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    was just watching a big ten network cbb game between northwestern and mich state. gus johnson was the announcer.

    miss him doing nfl games...
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  • Sawyer
    Sawyer Posts: 2,411
    its so funny to watch Mariucci when Deion and Michael get their black on......its uncomfortable :)
  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Sawyer wrote:
    its so funny to watch Mariucci when Deion and Michael get their black on......its uncomfortable :)

    yeah, the nfl network can sometimes be easily mistaken for BET. I have found myself checking my digital cable menu to make sure I have the right channel
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,306
    The Fixer wrote:

    Nantz is such a drama queen.
    he needs to stick with slurping tiger's balls.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    speaking of awful announcers...welcome to the party dan dierdorf.

    fitting...awful playoff matchup + dan dierdorf
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Who was the play-by-play guy for the Saints/Niners game? I thought he was pretty good, at least yesterday he was.

    I actually started laughing out loud at the end of the game when the Saints were trying one of those lateral plays, and when the Niners stopped it he said "...and the Stanford Band is nowhere in sight".
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Who was the play-by-play guy for the Saints/Niners game? I thought he was pretty good, at least yesterday he was.

    I actually started laughing out loud at the end of the game when the Saints were trying one of those lateral plays, and when the Niners stopped it he said "...and the Stanford Band is nowhere in sight".



    The band is on the field! :lol:
  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Who was the play-by-play guy for the Saints/Niners game? I thought he was pretty good, at least yesterday he was.

    I actually started laughing out loud at the end of the game when the Saints were trying one of those lateral plays, and when the Niners stopped it he said "...and the Stanford Band is nowhere in sight".
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    i think kevin harlan is great by the way.

    he's usually the radio guy for mnf on westwood one. since i work late on monday's, i'm always listening to him call the game on the way home.

    i like him on nba games too.
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  • jethrojam420
    jethrojam420 Foxborough MA Posts: 1,075
    does the fox robot count? i wonder why they continue with that stupid thing every year...
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  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    jethrojam420 wrote:
    does the fox robot count?

    Pam Oliver?

    I know she's normally not that bad, but her pre-game update was bad. It seemed like she was just reading in monotone off a cue card or something. Maybe the Green Bay weather has her brain frozen.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"

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