Drunk stories...

rick1zoo2 · November 2011

hehe....

worshipping at the porcelain altar

Leezestarr313 · November 2011

... calling Ulf, as we say in Germany

afroannnie · November 2011

Classic....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx1zJR7U7N8

DS1119 · November 2011

norm wrote:

alright ds, since you're feeling shitty right now, this one's for you

new years eve '99....this is how i spent the first few hours of the 21st century....

friggin' jello shots :sick: :evil:

I have felt shitty all day....until I got to this board. You guys are awesome!! Alsom hammered!!!, I'

81 · November 2011

norm wrote:

alright ds, since you're feeling shitty right now, this one's for you

new years eve '99....this is how i spent the first few hours of the 21st century....

friggin' jello shots :sick: :evil:

that's way to much skin contact with the toilet

norm · November 2011

81 wrote:

that's way to much skin contact with the toilet

ya think i cared at that point? i was just glad i had enough presence of mind to take my glasses off (and hang them on the seat) :oops:

81 · November 2011

norm wrote:

81 wrote:

that's way to much skin contact with the toilet

ya think i cared at that point? i was just glad i had enough presence of mind to take my glasses off (and hang them on the seat) :oops:

yes, yes, i see them now.

rick1zoo2 · November 2011

haha....memories. at that point you don't care, you hug that thing like its your momma and the porcelain has a nice cooling effect on your skin.

norm · November 2011

rick1zoo2 wrote:

haha....memories. at that point you don't care, you hug that thing like its your momma and the porcelain has a nice cooling effect on your skin.

hence my first post in the thread

norm wrote:

they all end the same...locked in the bathroom spooning the toilet...what is it about the bathroom floor that's so damn comfy when you're near alcohol poisoning? :think: :problem:

thankfully this was the only time with photographic evidence...i couldn't imagine how many fucked up pictures there would be of me if camera phones had been around 20 years ago

afroannnie · November 2011

Another fun drunk story happened on one of college roommate's 21st bday...he was the "baby" of our group...so everyone went out in full force...we even brought a beer bong to the bar

Anyway, his bday is in mid-October and one of my other roommates bought something like this...
http://app7.sellersourcebook.com/member ... 1317089474

There was some heavy drinking that night...I don't remember much except my friend ended up leaving early because he got so sick. When I got home, I spotted the pumpkin man leaf thing and proceeded to "suit up"...there were sleeves for the legs and arms and then a big pumpkin head. I then walked in to my roommate's room in full pumpkin head attire...he was still awake after several rounds with the toilet bowl.

Somewhere there's a picture of me (as mr. pumpkin head)sitting next to him looking very ill.

pineapplesandwaves. · November 2011

DS1119 · November 2011

norm wrote:

81 wrote:

that's way to much skin contact with the toilet

ya think i cared at that point? i was just glad i had enough presence of mind to take my glasses off (and hang them on the seat) :oops:

81 · November 2011

afroannnie wrote:

Another fun drunk story happened on one of college roommate's 21st bday...he was the "baby" of our group...so everyone went out in full force...we even brought a beer bong to the bar Anyway, his bday is in mid-October and one of my other roommates bought something like this...
http://app7.sellersourcebook.com/member ... 1317089474

There was some heavy drinking that night...I don't remember much except my friend ended up leaving early because he got so sick. When I got home, I spotted the pumpkin man leaf thing and proceeded to "suit up"...there were sleeves for the legs and arms and then a big pumpkin head. I then walked in to my roommate's room in full pumpkin head attire...he was still awake after several rounds with the toilet bowl.

Somewhere there's a picture of me (as mr. pumpkin head)sitting next to him looking very ill.

clearly, this post is worthless without the pic

RYEzupSF · November 2011

Leeze wrote:

... calling Ulf, as we say in Germany

Seriously?! That is hilarious! ...My dad's name is Ulf.

I recently found a picture of Ulf calling Ulf, and I think it is from when we lived in Germany.

I'm going to frame it and put it in his Christmas stocking.

Leezestarr313 · November 2011

RYEzupSF wrote:

Leeze wrote:

... calling Ulf, as we say in Germany

Seriously?! That is hilarious! ...My dad's name is Ulf. I recently found a picture of Ulf calling Ulf, and I think it is from when we lived in Germany. I'm going to frame it and put it in his Christmas stocking.

Well it sounds the same if you are slurring the word

Where have you lived here?

BLACK35 · November 2011

Not a real funny story, but a good one on how alcohol can really impair your judgement. Back when I was 20-21, can't remember exactly. Me and buddies spent all night at a bar, got completely shit faced, met some girls and proceeded to go back to their place, I drove from the bar to their place, 1st mistake of the night. Anyways they lived in a college residence, never been in the place before and as we are heading to their place I never really paid attention to what floor they lived on and even the unit number. I leave the place for a second to go back to the car to get some smokes that I forgot. Well here is where all goes to hell. The apartment is a controlled entrance, I don't remember anyones name to buzz back in, so I try to remember how many flights I walked down and proceed to buzz everyone on that floor to see if I can find my buddy, lets just say it didn't work and I pissed off alot of people. So I abandon my plans and say fuck it, I'll just sleep in my car (I forgot to mention that this is January in Canada and it was fucking cold that night) well I had to turn on my car to stay warm and I didn't have alot of fuel left and I realize that I can't stay in the car all night or I will freeze. So I think I'm alright to drive home by now (its like 3 in the morning) I get on the highway and about to take my cutoff when I start worrrying about ride programs and getting nailed with a DUI. Well I skip pass my cutoff, take the next one, get right back on the highway and head back to where I came from. Not wanting to freeze to death, I go back into this apartment building where I started from and settled up beside the wall heater and slept there until the morning.
Still can't believe I was afraid to take the cutoff to go home cause of a potenial ride program, but only to take the next one and get back on the highway to only to get off a again. Could have just gotten off once, instaed of 3 more times, so another good reason to not drink and drive

afroannnie · November 2011

81 wrote:

afroannnie wrote:

Another fun drunk story happened on one of college roommate's 21st bday...he was the "baby" of our group...so everyone went out in full force...we even brought a beer bong to the bar Anyway, his bday is in mid-October and one of my other roommates bought something like this...
http://app7.sellersourcebook.com/member ... 1317089474

There was some heavy drinking that night...I don't remember much except my friend ended up leaving early because he got so sick. When I got home, I spotted the pumpkin man leaf thing and proceeded to "suit up"...there were sleeves for the legs and arms and then a big pumpkin head. I then walked in to my roommate's room in full pumpkin head attire...he was still awake after several rounds with the toilet bowl.

Somewhere there's a picture of me (as mr. pumpkin head)sitting next to him looking very ill.

clearly, this post is worthless without the pic

Yeah...the pic is awesome...unfortunately I don't have it. We had it on our fridge the rest of that year. When we moved out of the house it disappeared. I don't have it and my friend's (birthday boy) wife (gf at the time) doesn't have it either. We always thought one of our other roommates who had an ongoing crush on my friend took it... :?

But...if anyone presents me with a similar pumpkinhead get-up on the next tour, I promise to suit up and allow pics to be taken

RYEzupSF · November 2011

Leeze wrote:

RYEzupSF wrote:

Leeze wrote:

... calling Ulf, as we say in Germany

Seriously?! That is hilarious! ...My dad's name is Ulf. I recently found a picture of Ulf calling Ulf, and I think it is from when we lived in Germany. I'm going to frame it and put it in his Christmas stocking.

Well it sounds the same if you are slurring the word Where have you lived here?

...do you know where the "calling Ulf" expression came from? I can't wait to enlighten my family with this info. 8-)
...My family lived in Munich for several years in the early 80s. From the pictures it appears my parents had a lot of fun. 8-)

Leezestarr313 · November 2011

RYEzupSF wrote:

...do you know where the "calling Ulf" expression came from? I can't wait to enlighten my family with this info. 8-)
...My family lived in Munich for several years in the early 80s. From the pictures it appears my parents had a lot of fun. 8-)

It's something of a slang expression. If you hang your head over the porcelain throne, you're making a "call", and you can make the name Ulf sound like you're throwing up - so you're calling Ulf

That is not to say that it isn't a nice name! And good to hear your parents had a good time in Germany

RYEzupSF · November 2011

Leeze wrote:

RYEzupSF wrote:

...do you know where the "calling Ulf" expression came from? I can't wait to enlighten my family with this info. 8-)
...My family lived in Munich for several years in the early 80s. From the pictures it appears my parents had a lot of fun. 8-)

you can make the name Ulf sound like you're throwing up

I do believe my siblings and I may have a new way to mess with my dad. ...That is so funny.

....In Swedish Ulf means "wolf". I just tried it- calling wolf works too. 8-)

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