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  • Illridethewave20
    Illridethewave20 Posts: 491
    I went to a bacherlorette party last year. I proceeded to drink everything that was put in front of me-Mikes hard lemonade, mixed drinks, champagne, jello shots. I was doing fine and having a great time all until the "incident" This large man decided it would be ok to pick me up (without asking) and shake me around. I am a rather small person so I guess he felt like it was his right to do this. Well he shook aroudn all the different types of alcohol and , they all made a second apperance. The first time I made it the the bathroom, 2nd time I only made it to a trash can. Bouncer saw me and escorted me out. Best part, I just walked right back in the club. We left shortly after and I puked in the trash can of the party bus and passed out on the way home. Woke up the next morning still drunk-it was epic. I guess that was a pre-curser of my friends marriage as it has already ended.....
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I got drunk last October and started this thread. :lol:
  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    i peed in the laundry room
    in the litterbox
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • curlygirly9
    curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    And I puked all over my bathroom and passed out in my dog's bed. Then my sister put pajamas on me and put me to bed :oops:
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,863
    edited March 2012
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    OP you got drunk off lemon drops? Did you have like 20 of them? :lol:
    :shock: where I come from, lemon drops are straight vodka shots with a sugar rim and a lemon wedge as a chaser... 20 would kill some people, lol!

    I had an actual Stand By Me moment. Me and two friends were so drunk we decided it would be a good idea to walk across a huge train tressel, and of course a train came! :o We completely panicked like drunk morons for a while, and were ALL acting like Vern at first, lol! But thank god, we pulled ourselves together just in time and ended up hanging on to these wooden juts at the side of the track, about 40 feet from the ground. :shock: we had to have a lot more to drink after that!
    Just remembered another time that we climbed onto the side of a stopped train while wasted too, and we hung on when it slowly started moving... soon enough, before we realized, it was moving full speed and we had to jump off it into a ditch. :? Probably good that we don't drink around trains anymore...
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    PJ_Soul3388 wrote:
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    OP you got drunk off lemon drops? Did you have like 20 of them? :lol:
    :shock: where I come from, lemon drops are straight vodka shots with a sugar rim and a lemon wedge as a chaser... 20 would kill some people, lol!

    I had an actual Stand By Me moment. Me and two friends were so drunk we decided it would be a good idea to walk across a huge train tressel, and of course a train came! :o We completely panicked like drunk morons for a while, and were ALL acting like Vern at first, lol! But thank god, we pulled ourselves together just in time and ended up hanging on to these wooden juts at the side of the track, about 40 feet from the ground. :shock: we had to have a lot more to drink after that!
    Just remembered another time that we climbed onto the side of a stopped train while wasted too, and we hung on when it slowly started moving... soon enough, before we realized, it wprobably good that was moving full speed and we had to jump off it into a ditch. :? Probably good that we don't drink around trains anymore...


    That's what the lemon drops were. I didn't die but the next day I wish I had. It was not pleasant at all. :sick:
  • Carey
    Carey Posts: 2,361
    In college my friends and I lived next door to a bunch of rugby players. After weeks of a few of my roommates bickering about who was stealing who's food, we caught them sneaking in our back door to raid our fridge and cabinets. Not long after this, they were getting ready for a bonfire at their house and they moved their couch outside to their backyard. We'd been drinking all day and decided it would be a good idea to go over when they 'd gone back inside and pee all over their cushions. In broad daylight. Not my finest moment, but they had it coming (right? :? ) Oh, we made sure to fill cups from their kegs outside too while we were over there :D
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Carey wrote:
    In college my friends and I lived next door to a bunch of rugby players. After weeks of a few of my roommates bickering about who was stealing who's food, we caught them sneaking in our back door to raid our fridge and cabinets. Not long after this, they were getting ready for a bonfire at their house and they moved their couch outside to their backyard. We'd been drinking all day and decided it would be a good idea to go over when they 'd gone back inside and pee all over their cushions. In broad daylight. Not my finest moment, but they had it coming (right? :? ) Oh, we made sure to fill cups from their kegs outside too while we were over there :D


    Thank you for sharing and helping me remember. Some summer while I was in college there was a guy who just wouldn't leave one of our female friends alone and one night we see his Wrangler parked at a party we're at. So I think it was five or six of us toook full blown pee's on his driver seat. I'm not talking about a tinkle either...it was full on beer leaks. That had to smell great in the morning sunshine. :mrgreen:
  • PJinIL
    PJinIL satan's bed Posts: 439
    The band I was in was playing a college party, I drank most of a bottle of Hot Damn, was smokin' one hitters, and then, knowing I'm not a beer drinker, had a few Old Milwuakees. Not good. We used my parents' van for our gig-mobile and I found myself being driven to the dorm by a friend, head hangin' out the window and puking all the way. The next day, woke to find the side of the van and running board full of sticky, vomit-scented cinnamon goo. It didn't come off easily. But it was a great gig!
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    I think a certain picture would apply to this thread...of a certain man down... :lol:
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Some of the things I wrote in this thread...I wish I could take it back. TMI. :fp:
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I think a certain picture would apply to this thread...of a certain man down... :lol:


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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    DS1119 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I think a certain picture would apply to this thread...of a certain man down... :lol:


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    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • curlygirly9
    curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    Once, I drank too many tequila shots, puked ALL OVER my bathroom floor, fell asleep in my dog's bed, and my sister had to strip me down and put me to bed. Bad times. There's pictures of me looking like a beached whale on the floor in a pool of vomit :? :lol:
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,342
    Last night.
    Nashville.
    Country music everywhere.
    Irritating.
    Whiskey.
    Many bars.
    More whiskey.
    3 hours of sleep.
    Work.
    Foggy last half of night.
    How did I get back to the hotel?
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,042
    mca47 wrote:
    Last night.
    Nashville.
    Country music everywhere.
    Irritating.
    Whiskey.
    Many bars.
    More whiskey.
    3 hours of sleep.
    Work.
    Foggy last half of night.
    How did I get back to the hotel?
    Bimbos?
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,342
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Last night.
    Nashville.
    Country music everywhere.
    Irritating.
    Whiskey.
    Many bars.
    More whiskey.
    3 hours of sleep.
    Work.
    Foggy last half of night.
    How did I get back to the hotel?
    Bimbos?
    I woke up alone in my room, so I don't think so!
    And if there were, at least they were quiet when the left and didn't steal my shit! :lol:
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,042
    mca47 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Last night.
    Nashville.
    Country music everywhere.
    Irritating.
    Whiskey.
    Many bars.
    More whiskey.
    3 hours of sleep.
    Work.
    Foggy last half of night.
    How did I get back to the hotel?
    Bimbos?
    I woke up alone in my room, so I don't think so!
    And if there were, at least they were quiet when the left and didn't steal my shit! :lol:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • guypjfreak
    guypjfreak Posts: 2,281
    too many most i cant remember good thing ive cut my drinking down alot . some great storys tho :lol::lol:

    i remember one time many years ago once when i was in the forest with some friends one of whom is sadly dead but he used to bring a bottle of whisky out with him but wouldnt let us at it till it was early doors :D:D any way this one time me and him [we called him kitten] climbed up a deer look out tower and sat and drank this bottle whilst telling each other how much we loved each other and crying as only loved up drunk blokes do :D
    that was a great night especially when we went to stand up and climb down we had a last hug overbalanced and fell about 15 foot to the forest floor :lol::lol:
    as i said a great night and hes sadly missed . :angel:
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    I thought I would revive this thread to see if any of you degenerates out there have some stories to contribute.
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