Stone Gossard...

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can weigh whatever he wants to weigh at any given time.
  • Stardog3..
    Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard was inspired by the tale of Noah's ark, and now owns two of every animal in existence. He keeps them in his bio-dome out back.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can through lead.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard celebrates World Smile Day.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,444
    Stone Gossard can do all kinds of hula hoop tricks. And he doesn't need to practise them!
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  • Stardog3..
    Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard can put a spaghetti noodle up one nostril and make it come out the other.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,850
    When Stone Gossard books a flight....
    He is never asked if he wants 1st class.....

    Because any plane Stone Gossard is flying on....
    Stone will be the pilot....

    And Stone doesnt need...
    Nor does he want...
    A co-pilot.....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Stardog3..
    Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard was actually the hero pilot who landed the plane in the Hudson River. He pulled Sully out of coach and threw his pilot outfit on him because Stone is the humblest man alive.
  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,444
    Stone Gossard is secretly laughing his ass of in his basement, cause this awesome thread has reached 300 pages.
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is writing his autobiography and he will be including many of the posts from this thread, stating them as facts.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is a unit of measure in Africa.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,850
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is a unit of measure in Africa.
    hehehehehehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • tremors
    tremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard bought multiple copies of Backspacer and nobody had the balls to void his order
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is a master archer.
  • tremors
    tremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard knows what time you get up in the morning
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard created raisin bread.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • tremors
    tremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard could reupholster your armchair
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    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • bignumpty
    bignumpty Posts: 139
    Stone Gossard read this entire thread in 6.34 seconds.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard drives his mailman around on cold, rainy days so that he doesn't catch a cold.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • tremors
    tremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone donates half of Eddie's income to charity
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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