Seinfeld "Sufferings"

The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:

Keith Hernandez!?

The spitting scene is hilarious.

Golden Boy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEp6-MAFbCY

Is The Marine Biologist the best episode of Seinfeld ever?

The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:

Keith Hernandez!?

I loathe him.

PJ212 wrote:

Golden Boy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEp6-MAFbCY

Is The Marine Biologist the best episode of Seinfeld ever?

That's gotta be in the top 10.

keeponrockin wrote:

Indifference71 wrote:

PJ212 wrote:

Golden Boy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEp6-MAFbCY

Is The Marine Biologist the best episode of Seinfeld ever?

That's gotta be in the top 10.

The scene where George is describing it is one of the best ever...

"The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli".

Classic scene....you can see Michael Richards trying so hard not to laugh ...there has to be some great outtakes from that scene.

The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:

Newch91 wrote:

The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:

Keith Hernandez!?

The spitting scene is hilarious.

Yeah I love the grainy home-made video they show of Kramer getting hit, lol

"I'M HIT!!"

I went out for a walk today and saw a bunch of pigeons. All I could think of was that episode and when George stomped on pigeons in the park.

The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but remember that sweater from the 'Sniffing Accountant' that Kramer wore in the bar? I think George's "girlfriend" from 'The Boyfriend' part 2, aka Keith Hernandez episode, is wearing the same exact sweater in the car when she dumps
him. It sure looks like the same sweater. Anyone know?

Sounds liek something I'm going to have to research tonight. :geek:

[Setting: Jerry's Apartment]

(Jerry sitting on a stool on the phone)

JERRY: (on phone) Come on Adrian give me another chance, I know I could cheer Fulton up. I'll tell you what, I'll do my act (pauses for response from Adrian) No new material (Elaine enters) He's never heard it. He'll love it, I just did it at the Concord last week. It killed. (waves hello to Elaine; pauses for response from Adrian) Thank you, thanks fo.. you will not regret this. Ok, Bye. (hangs up phone; to Elaine) Hey.

ELAINE: Hello.

JERRY: So?

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: Come on. How was your date?

ELAINE: Oh, the date. The date.

JERRY: Ya how was it?

ELAINE: Interesting.

JERRY: Really.

ELAINE: Oh ya.

JERRY: Why what happened?

ELAINE: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.

JERRY: Just put it.

ELAINE: He took it out.

JERRY: (confused) He what?

ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.

JERRY: He took what out?

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: He took It, Out?

ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.

JERRY: He couldn't.

ELAINE: He did.

JERRY: (motions of making out) Well you were involved in some sort of amorous...

ELAINE: Noooo.

JERRY: You mean he just

ELAINE: Yes.

JERRY: Are you sure?

ELAINE: Oh quite.

JERRY: There was no mistaking it?

ELAINE: (looks straight into his eyes) Jerry.

JERRY: So you were talking, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") you're having pleasant conversation, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") then all of sudden...

ELAINE: Yea.

JERRY: It.

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: Out.

ELAINE: Out.

JERRY: Well I, I can't believe this. I know Phil, he, he's a good friend of mine. We play softball together. How could this be?

ELAINE: Oh it be. (sarcastically) You got any other friends you want to set me up with?

(Kramer enters)

KRAMER: Hey. (to Elaine) Hey how was your date with Phil Titola?

ELAINE: (to Kramer) He took it out.

(Shocked, Kramer acts like he just got a cold shiver down his back)

KRAMER: Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's in human.

(Scene Ends)


[Setting: Monk's]

(Jerry and George sitting at the booth nearest to the door)

GEORGE: So she's just sitting there, she's having a pleasant conversation... and all of a sudden.

JERRY: It.

GEORGE: It.

JERRY: Out.

GEORGE: Out. (Jerry shakes his head in agreement) Wow. I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off. (Jerry nods; George looks at his watch) all right, Hey come on, get out of here, Daphne gonna be here any minute.

JERRY: All right I'm going.

GEORGE: You know what I've come to realize? I'm not just bored. I genuinely dislike her.

JERRY: Well how long you are going to keep this up?

GEORGE: Hey I'll get married if I have to. Al Netchie will think twice before he opens his mouth about me again.

JERRY: You know George they are doing wonderful things at mental institutions these days. I'd be happy to set-up a meet and greet.

GEORGE: I'm very disappointed to here you talk like that. You still don't know what makes me tick.

JERRY: Yes I do.

GEORGE: What are you doing?

JERRY: I'm going to the hospital to see Fulton. I'm not even saying hello, I'm going right into material.

(Scene Ends)

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