Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Jimmy's gonna get you Kramer!!!
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMHft6PHJ5I

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Everything about that scene is funny... Elaine's mishap to Kramer's to Newman's, all related... it's great.

    I think Newman singing the Commodore's is the best part though.
    :lol::lol:

    I agree. "Once, twice, three times a la-AHHH!! OH the humanity!!!" :lol::lol:

    My dad loves that episode because of the Phil Rizzuto keychain and seeing it pop up out of the manhole saying, "HOLY COW!!!"

    This is my absolute favorite Seinfeld ep of all time - just the look on Newman's face when the truck lights on fire....BAHAHHAHAA I can't stop laughing for at least 20 minutes!!

    When he first sings "You're once...TWICE... threeee times a ladyyyyyy" I just lose it. The whole pitch change he does.

    Wayne Knight is fucking awesome as Newman. No one could've portrayed that character better.
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    dcfaithful wrote:

    When he first sings "You're once...TWICE... threeee times a ladyyyyyy" I just lose it. The whole pitch change he does.

    Wayne Knight is fucking awesome as Newman. No one could've portrayed that character better.

    Agreed 100%! This deserves a link:

    http://youtu.be/CwinnODU0yo
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    I'll throw this into the Newman mix.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnVFSpvY ... re=related
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    Newch91 wrote:
    I'll throw this into the Newman mix.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnVFSpvY ... re=related

    Nice!

    When I was in Vegas a few years ago I was having lunch at the Bellagio Cafe...Wayne Knight was a few tables down (and he had lost TONS of weight, we hardly recognized him!)...it took everything in me not to walk up to the table with the "Hello.....Newman"
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    I'll throw this into the Newman mix.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnVFSpvY ... re=related

    Nice!

    When I was in Vegas a few years ago I was having lunch at the Bellagio Cafe...Wayne Knight was a few tables down (and he had lost TONS of weight, we hardly recognized him!)...it took everything in me not to walk up to the table with the "Hello.....Newman"
    Yeah, I was watching some of those Inside Looks of episodes on YouTube and couldn't believe how much weight he lost.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLAeJIr5leM&NR=1

    "I may need you to get me a soda." :lol:
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  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,919
    A young lady I know, let's call her "Elaine", happened to find herself overwhelmed with feelings of resentment and hostility for her friend, let's call him "George." She felt that George was somewhat of a loser and that she was the one who deserved to be married first.


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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    dcfaithful wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLAeJIr5leM&NR=1

    "I may need you to get me a soda." :lol:
    :lol: It's so true, though. Tuesday's have no feeling.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    I bought a snickers today and ate with a fork and knife. My mom looked at me weird and asked, "Are you eating your snickers with a fork and knife?" Mission accomplished.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Sounds like a reference to Larry's departure:

    [New scene.
    J. Peterman's office.]

    Secretary: Elaine, it's Mr. Peterman on the phone.

    Elaine: (answers the phone) Hello, Mr. Peterman, how are you feeling?

    J. Peterman: Elaine, I'll be blunt. I'm burnt out. I'm fried. My mind is as barren as the surface of the moon. I can run that catalog no longer.

    Elaine: What? Well, who's gonna do it?

    J. Peterman: What about you?

    Elaine: Me? Why me?

    J. Peterman: Why, indeed.

    Elaine: Mr. Peterman, you can't leave.

    J. Peterman: I've already left, Elaine. I'm in Burma.

    Elaine: Burma?

    J. Peterman: You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me. Bonne chance, Elaine. (to a passerby) You there on the motorbike! Sell me one of your melons! (runs after him)

    [The phone is not hung up.]

    Elaine: Mr. Peterman?
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    I can't stop!

    G57Zu7unymm0j30aj1fdcisOo1_r1_500.jpg
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    I can't stop!

    G57Zu7unymm0j30aj1fdcisOo1_r1_500.jpg
    :lol::lol:

    Jerry's reaction when Kramer shows him is hilarious.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Newch91 wrote:
    I can't stop!

    G57Zu7unymm0j30aj1fdcisOo1_r1_500.jpg
    :lol::lol:

    Jerry's reaction when Kramer shows him is hilarious.

    One of the funniest moments ever, :lol:
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Newch91 wrote:
    Elaine: Me? Why me?

    J. Peterman: Why, indeed.

    whenever someone asks me "why" I always use Peterman's response.

    Why indeed. :lol:
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Newch91 wrote:
    Elaine: Me? Why me?

    J. Peterman: Why, indeed.

    whenever someone asks me "why" I always use Peterman's response.

    Why indeed. :lol:
    :lol: I'm about to start using that.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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  • Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,856
    "She eats her peas one at a time."
  • iamicaiamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    I just watched the one where George's parents are talking about getting a divorce, and as soon as he finds out, he puts his head in Jerry's oven. :lol:
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    who's having sex with the hen?
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  • who's having sex with the hen?

    the rooster has sex with all of them.

    THAT'S PERVERSE.
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    who's having sex with the hen?

    the rooster has sex with all of them.

    THAT'S PERVERSE.
    SOMETHING'S MISSING!
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    who's having sex with the hen?

    the rooster has sex with all of them.

    THAT'S PERVERSE.
    SOMETHING'S MISSING!

    Something's missing alright.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    I can't stop!

    G57Zu7unymm0j30aj1fdcisOo1_r1_500.jpg
    :lol::lol:

    Jerry's reaction when Kramer shows him is hilarious.

    One of the funniest moments ever, :lol:
    What's even better is Kramer's "LOOK AT IT!!"
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    You want a Christmas card??

    Here's your Christmas card!

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    You want a Christmas card??

    Here's your Christmas card!

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTKNhVeg3QGpohWPS7qs48_ug2d6fqF5JpKWeWEgVPlxYHz99s

    Now THAT is one of the best moments in Seinfeld.

    Elaine: "Hey, have you seen the Christmas card?!?"

    Kramer: "Well of course, I took the picture."

    Elaine: "Yeah, well what is that?"

    Kramer: "That's a nipple." *delayed shocked reaction*

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    You want a Christmas card??

    Here's your Christmas card!

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTKNhVeg3QGpohWPS7qs48_ug2d6fqF5JpKWeWEgVPlxYHz99s

    Now THAT is one of the best moments in Seinfeld.

    Elaine: "Hey, have you seen the Christmas card?!?"

    Kramer: "Well of course, I took the picture."

    Elaine: "Yeah, well what is that?"

    Kramer: "That's a nipple." *delayed shocked reaction*

    :lol::lol::lol:

    :lol: Ahh I love it! You know, I can pretty much relate any life situation to a Seinfeld episode - luckily I can't relate to this one!
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    how do you eat it? with your hands?
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    no not a loud talker....a high talker....
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,032
    she's on a FIXED income!

    such a great episode. 1994--show was in it's absolute peak
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    He's a close talker.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
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