Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    81 wrote:
    don't forget the skinny jeans. :lol:
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    Holy shit!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    That was perfect Liz.


    well done indeed. :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    "I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman!"
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    dcfaithful wrote:
    "I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman!"

    Pearl Jam should write a song called Assman
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    "I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman!"

    Pearl Jam should write a song called Assman

    :lol::lol:

    Leatherman-->Betterman-->Nothingman-->Assman.
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Check out who's on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone.

    http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news ... h-20110720
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    I think it moved.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQMFtoq0U4s
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Just watched the finale. I thought it was good.
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Newch91 wrote:
    Just watched the finale. I thought it was good.

    I love how they have the button conversation again that was from the pilot episode. It all came full circle! Although I remember when it ended and EVERYONE was so pissed about it. I always thought it was kind of perfect!
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    Just watched the finale. I thought it was good.

    I love how they have the button conversation again that was from the pilot episode. It all came full circle! Although I remember when it ended and EVERYONE was so pissed about it. I always thought it was kind of perfect!
    Yeah, that was fun to hear again. I liked it because they got arrested for basically doing nothing and we all know the show is about nothing.
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    dcfaithful wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    "I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman!"

    Pearl Jam should write a song called Assman

    :lol::lol:

    Leatherman-->Betterman-->Nothingman-->Assman.

    There's nothing better, man, than all those shows about nothing, man
  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    I shouldn't have excersized today...the shower...it didn't take...
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never to mental institutions!"
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
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  • iamica
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    Yesterday I was watching the one where everyone starts using a fork and knife to eat candy bars. :lol:
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    The Juggler Posts: 49,594
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    iamica wrote:
    Yesterday I was watching the one where everyone starts using a fork and knife to eat candy bars. :lol:

    I love this one. "How do you eat it? With your hands?"
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    GEORGE: Hey, what happened with Sandy. I forgot all about it.

    Did you call her?

    JERRY: Yeah, I did. In fact I went over there.

    GEORGE: So what happened? She throw you out? Eh?

    JERRY: No actually, she took it pretty well.

    GEORGE: So what happened?

    JERRY: She's into it.

    GEORGE: Into what?

    JERRY: The manage. And not only that. She just called me and said

    she talked to the roommate and the roomate's into the manage too.

    GEORGE: That's unbelievable.

    JERRY: Oh, it's a scene man.

    GEORGE: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that

    you know me and have access to my dementia?

    JERRY: What are you talking about? I'm not goin' to do it.

    GEORGE: You're not goin to do it? What do you mean, You're not goin

    to do it?

    JERRY: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy.

    GEORGE: Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident.

    JERRY: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes

    everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to

    grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new

    bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.

    I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.

    ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.
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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Did you hear the one about the rabbi and the farmers daughter?
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    Newch91 wrote:
    JERRY: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes

    everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to

    grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new

    bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.

    I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.

    ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.

    Who wrote this shit for "Seinfeld" (the show).....was it Seinfeld (the guy)?
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Dang Dang wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    JERRY: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes

    everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to

    grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new

    bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.

    I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.

    ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.

    Who wrote this shit for "Seinfeld" (the show).....was it Seinfeld (the guy)?
    Are you talking about this particular quote?
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful

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