Seinfeld "Sufferings"

The Juggler

Newch91 wrote:

SERENITY NOW!!!

braun, you are WHITE HOT

iamica

Newch91 wrote:

SERENITY NOW!!!

George: Why couldn't you just punch a pillow or something? Why did you have to destroy 200 computers?!

Kramer: I tell you something, George, I owe you one.

dcfaithful

I konw the chunky that ate these chunky's! NEWMAN!!!

peacegirl

dcfaithful wrote:

I konw the chunky that ate these chunky's! NEWMAN!!!

Mom, Dad...I have fleas

Newch91

I guess David Beckam named his daughter Harper Seven. A lot of people on Twitter wrote it reminded them of "Seinfeld".

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-no ... 77.html?nc

dcfaithful

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother.

Newch91

dcfaithful wrote:

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother.

Just watched that one today.

You know my cousin, Risha? I'm going to date her.

dcfaithful

Newch91 wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother.

Just watched that one today.

You know my cousin, Risha? I'm going to date her.

I love when his parents find the van in the woods and they see the seat fold down...


Bunch-a nymphos.

Newch91

dcfaithful wrote:

Newch91 wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother.

Just watched that one today.

You know my cousin, Risha? I'm going to date her.

I love when his parents find the van in the woods and they see the seat fold down...


Bunch-a nymphos.

That was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when his parents came home, turn on the light, and see George sitting on the kitchen counter.

dcfaithful

Newch91 wrote:

That was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when his parents came home, turn on the light, and see George sitting on the kitchen counter.

Oh yeah... classic!



George, surprising his parents in the kitchen: "Welcome back."

Estelle: "Oh!"

George: "Quick for a... catered affair."

Frank: "I don't know what you mean."

George: "You ditched me. That's twice. Now I demand to know what's going on!"

Frank: "George, we've had it with you. Understand? We love you like a son,
but even parents have limits."

Estelle: "The breakups, the firings. And every Sunday with the calls."

Frank: "What my wife is trying to say is that this is supposed to be our
time."

George: "I'm not following."

Frank: "We're cuttin' you lose."

George: "You're cuttin' me loose?"

Frank: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother."

norm

dcfaithful wrote:

We love you like a son,

that always cracks me up

dcfaithful

Peterman kills me...

New scene.

Jerry and George enter a Chinese restaurant, we pick them up in

mid-conversation.

Jerry: ...Alright, you're locked up in a prison in Turkey, I have your wallet.

The only way I can bribe the guards to get you out is for you to give me your

ATM code.

George: Call the Embassy.

Jerry: They're closed.

George: Why?

Jerry: Bomb threat.

George: We're in Turkey?

Jerry: Midnight Express, my friend.

George: My card won't work there; they're not on the Plus system.

Mr. Peterman walks in.

Peterman: You must be Jerry Seinfeld.

Jerry: Yes, hi, Mr. Peterman. This is, uh, George Costanza.

Peterman: J. Peterman.

George (grabbing lapels): J. Crew.

Jerry: Well, is Elaine here?

Peterman: Oh, Elaine just called, she won't be joining us. Not to worry, I'll

tell the maitre'd it'll just be the three bulls.

George: What's going on? He still wants to have dinner with us?

Jerry: Without Elaine? What for?

George: What, is he crazy?

Jerry: We gotta get out of here. Come on; weave your web, liar man.

George: I've got nothing, I-I-I-I'm blank.

Jerry: George, what's the matter with you?

George: I'm choking!

Peterman: Ah, Fong has been most accommodating. Shall we?

Jerry: Actually, you know I just remembered I promised this comedy club that

I'd do a set tonight, so, terribly sorry.

Peterman: I understand, no hard feelings. George and I will miss your company.

Fong? It will just be two this evening. George, we dine.

Newch91

Can you spare me a square?

Newch91

Don't we have a deal with the pigeons?

peacegirl

Newch91 wrote:

Can you spare me a square?

I don't a square to spare

Is it 2-ply? Cause if it's 2-ply, I'll just take 1-ply

dcfaithful

Hello..... squirrel.

81

dcfaithful wrote:

Peterman kills me...

New scene.

Jerry and George enter a Chinese restaurant, we pick them up in

mid-conversation.

Jerry: ...Alright, you're locked up in a prison in Turkey, I have your wallet.

The only way I can bribe the guards to get you out is for you to give me your

ATM code.

George: Call the Embassy.

Jerry: They're closed.

George: Why?

Jerry: Bomb threat.

George: We're in Turkey?

Jerry: Midnight Express, my friend.

George: My card won't work there; they're not on the Plus system.

Mr. Peterman walks in.

Peterman: You must be Jerry Seinfeld.

Jerry: Yes, hi, Mr. Peterman. This is, uh, George Costanza.

Peterman: J. Peterman.

George (grabbing lapels): J. Crew.

Jerry: Well, is Elaine here?

Peterman: Oh, Elaine just called, she won't be joining us. Not to worry, I'll

tell the maitre'd it'll just be the three bulls.

George: What's going on? He still wants to have dinner with us?

Jerry: Without Elaine? What for?

George: What, is he crazy?

Jerry: We gotta get out of here. Come on; weave your web, liar man.

George: I've got nothing, I-I-I-I'm blank.

Jerry: George, what's the matter with you?

George: I'm choking!

Peterman: Ah, Fong has been most accommodating. Shall we?

Jerry: Actually, you know I just remembered I promised this comedy club that

I'd do a set tonight, so, terribly sorry.

Peterman: I understand, no hard feelings. George and I will miss your company.

Fong? It will just be two this evening. George, we dine.

81

peacegirl wrote:

Newch91 wrote:

Can you spare me a square?

I don't a square to spare

Is it 2-ply? Cause if it's 2-ply, I'll just take 1-ply

Jerry, don't call me. You either.

81

Step off george

LloydXmas

The 81 wrote:

Step off george

Bowling? You get no ruuuuuush from bowling