Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • Posts: 13,076
    Heather: What's in bag?

    George: That's a sandwich.

    [Clock starts ringing]

    George: Damn salami.

    Heather: My clock, you stole it!

    George: That... that damn delicatessen that is last time they screw up one of my orders
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    I couldn't stop laughing when George and Jerry knocked out Jerry's girlfriend just so they could play with her toys. :lol::lol:
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    Newch91 wrote:
    SERENITY NOW!!!

    HOOCHIE MAMA!!!
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    Newch91 wrote:
    I couldn't stop laughing when George and Jerry knocked out Jerry's girlfriend just so they could play with her toys. :lol::lol:

    More wine and turkey?
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    dcfaithful wrote:
    Hello..... squirrel.

    We have no deal with them!
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    peacegirl wrote:

    More wine and turkey?
    Don't forget the heavy gravey



    Are you stupid, hawks prey on squirels
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    Mamasan23 wrote:

    HOOCHIE MAMA!!!

    I always laugh my ass off at this episode when Kramer looks all distraught and Jerry comes up to him in the hallway... Kramer is just mumbling "Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now."

    The screen-door and everything. :lol::lol::lol:
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    dcfaithful wrote:

    I always laugh my ass off at this episode when Kramer looks all distraught and Jerry comes up to him in the hallway... Kramer is just mumbling "Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now."

    The screen-door and everything. :lol::lol::lol:
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    Any town USA


    Ya'll come back real.. *SLAMS DOOR SHUT*
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    dcfaithful wrote:

    I always laugh my ass off at this episode when Kramer looks all distraught and Jerry comes up to him in the hallway... Kramer is just mumbling "Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now."

    The screen-door and everything. :lol::lol::lol:
    And then after the kids attack him with silly string.
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    Newch91 wrote:
    And then after the kids attack him with silly string.

    That whole sub-plot is gold.
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    dcfaithful wrote:

    That whole sub-plot is gold.
    :lol: Definitely is. I like when he comes in Jerry's apartment and laughs and smiles and says, "Those kids..." and then I forgot what else he said.
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    George: Morning, ma.

    Estelle: (From another room ) You're late!

    George: Morning, dad.

    Frank: I'm not 'dad' in the workplace. My professional name is Mr.

    Costanza, and I will refer to you as 'Costanza'. Morning, Braun.

    Lloyd : (Handing Frank coffee) Morning, George. Two cream, no sugar.

    George: What is Lloyd Braun doing here?

    Frank: Your mother recommended him.

    George: Yeah, of course she did. That's all I ever heard growing up

    is 'Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?' Did you know he was in a

    mental institution?

    Frank: I didn't read his resume.
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    Newch91 wrote:
    :lol: Definitely is. I like when he comes in Jerry's apartment and laughs and smiles and says, "Those kids..." and then I forgot what else he said.

    Kramer: (Baseball flies at Kramer and hits him) That's it, that's it! I

    warned you kids. I told you not to play in front of my house.

    This time, I'm keepin' it. And you're not getting back your rock either!
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    No question, I am watching this episode again tonight... :lol:

    Frank: Hey, Braun, Costanza's kicking your butt!

    George (using the phone) Watch how it's done. Oh, hello, Mr. Vandelay?

    Would you like to buy a computer? Oh, really? Two dozen?

    Frank: Costanza, you're white hot!

    Phone: If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and--

    Frank: Hey, Braun, I got good news and bad news. And they're both the

    same: you're fired. Costanza, you've won the water pik!

    Estelle: You're not gonna give away that water pik!

    Frank: You wanna bet? Serenity now, serenity now!

    Lloyd: You know, you should tell your dad that 'serenity now' thing

    doesn't work. It just bottles up the anger, and eventually, you

    blow.

    George: What do you know? You were in the nut house.

    Lloyd: What do you think put me there?

    George: I heard they found a family in your freezer

    Lloyd: Serenity now. Insanity later.
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    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    dcfaithful wrote:
    No question, I am watching this episode again tonight... :lol:

    Frank: Hey, Braun, Costanza's kicking your butt!

    George (using the phone) Watch how it's done. Oh, hello, Mr. Vandelay?

    Would you like to buy a computer? Oh, really? Two dozen?

    Frank: Costanza, you're white hot!

    Phone: If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and--

    Frank: Hey, Braun, I got good news and bad news. And they're both the

    same: you're fired. Costanza, you've won the water pik!

    Estelle: You're not gonna give away that water pik!

    Frank: You wanna bet? Serenity now, serenity now!

    Lloyd: You know, you should tell your dad that 'serenity now' thing

    doesn't work. It just bottles up the anger, and eventually, you

    blow.

    George: What do you know? You were in the nut house.

    Lloyd: What do you think put me there?

    George: I heard they found a family in your freezer

    Lloyd: Serenity now. Insanity later.
    :lol::lol: I watched that one the other day and couldn't stop laughing. I think tonight on TBS is the infamous, "The sea was angry that day, my friends; like an old man trying to send back soup to a deli."
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    GLAMOUR magazine????
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    Dang Dang wrote:
    GLAMOUR magazine????

    George: I tell you this...I am never doing that again
    Elaine: You mean in your mother's house or all together
    George: All together

    :lol::lol::lol:

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    peacegirl wrote:

    George: I tell you this...I am never doing that again
    Elaine: You mean in your mother's house or all together
    George: All together

    :lol::lol::lol:

    The Contest - one of my favorite episodes!
    :lol::lol:

    I was going to post something from this episode.

    "I was alone..."
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    they have DISCUSSIONS!

    like EQUALS jerry!
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