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  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard's top negotiating skills have helped him to settle conflicts in over 12 countries throughout the world (and one on space station as well).
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • ReleasH
    ReleasH Posts: 743
    Stone Gossard can make traffic lights turn green by blinking his eyes twice.
  • rarghrargh-brownstar
    rarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    Stone Gossard is currently in therapy and rightfully so. He possibly cant exceed all of these expectations . :(
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • rarghrargh-brownstar
    rarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    Stone Gossard is against the war on terror

    Stone Gossard is perfecting the sex swing so it accomadates all shapes and sizes.

    Stone Gossard likes products that are ergonomically designed


    Oh, and he loves your grandma too! :)
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has successfully milked the following animals:
    Dormouse
    Wild Cat
    78 subspecies of lemurs
    Grizzly Bear
    42 varieties of dogs
    Polar Bear
    Hippo
    African Elephant


    Stone Gossard has been successfully milked by the following animals:
    12 varieties of House Cats
    Grizzly Bear
    13 varieties of dogs
    Asian Elephant
    Giraffe
    anteater
    42 subspecies of deer (not the prong horn...yet)
    crocodile
    one very embarrassed Matt Cameron
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has licked Cory's nuts...and he found them rather salty for almonds. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    rarghrargh-brownstar wrote:
    Stone Gossard is currently in therapy and rightfully so. He possibly cant exceed all of these expectations . :(

    That's good! So is the one above. ^^^

    Stone Gossard can put a piece of string up his nostril and pull it back out through his butt.
  • rarghrargh-brownstar
    rarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    You and CJMST3K deserve an award for this genius. ^ :p


    Stone Gossard says no to racism.

    Stone Gossard had a BAAAAAAAAADDDD drive-by incident involving "grey poupon." :(


    Stone Gossard lkes to randomly bust out in film noir dialogue. He surprises us all.
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • rarghrargh-brownstar
    rarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    Stone Gossard picks up women with " Love is a tower And you're the key."


    *sigh* :p
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • rarghrargh-brownstar
    rarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    Stone Gossard is preventing me from studying for a major exam next week, and pming MattCameronKicksButt back. :o :( :D
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    rarghrargh-brownstar wrote:
    Stone Gossard is preventing me from studying for a major exam next week, and pming MattCameronKicksButt back. :o :( :D

    Oh, I'm sorry. Good luck... really couldn't think of anything... :o
  • rarghrargh-brownstar
    rarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Oh, I'm sorry. Good luck... really couldn't think of anything... :o

    Why thank-you. :) yeah, my dont make any sense. but then again I dont think theyre suppose to. addictive lil thread....


    Stone Gossard is a great person who has given us amazing songs. thank you lil big guy, we love you. :D

    Hes a poppa now. We wish him the best (respect the privacy too ofcourse).

    :cool:

    Stone Gossard wishes everyone a good weekend without any drama...well the good kind.


    :D
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • OmahaJammer
    OmahaJammer Posts: 261
    Stone Gossard swallows.
    ******************************
    Maybe all I need is a shot in the arm....
  • shell bell
    shell bell Posts: 337
    Stone Gossard WILL be working for the weekend.........
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossard will only eat a kebab through his nose.
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    StoneGossardKicksButt
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • stoneg
    stoneg Posts: 1,941
    Only Stone would name his daughter's middle name Sparks.
    Ft. Lauderdale 96'
    Tampa 00'
    West Palm Beach 03'
    House of Blues 03'
    Tampa 03'
    Kissimmee 04'
    West Palm Beach 08'
    Tampa 08'
    Eddie Vedder Clearwater both nights 2012
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossard can play a guitar with no strings.
  • GR8Dane
    GR8Dane Posts: 957
    Stone produced My Sisters Machine! nuff said!
    Everybody made a movie....
    Everybody had a one line.....
    Everybody misses Andy....
    We'll be seeing him in no time.... Oh Yeah.....

    We are Red, we are White, we are Danish Dynamite!
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossard slam dunked The Undertaker back in '89 when he was a wrestler.

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