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Stone Gossard...
He knows when you are sleeping.
He knows when your awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good,
So be good for Gossard's sake.Pirates had democracy too.
"Its a secret to everybody."0 -
Snake wrote:Stone Gossard...
He knows when you are sleeping.
He knows when your awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good,
So be good for Gossard's sake.
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Stone Gossard only uses "murses"a.k.a man purses,just because he likes to say " Hi,My name is Stone Gossard,and I like wearing a murse."when you get confused just listen to the music play........
"You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)
"Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)0 -
When Stone Gossard is angry, Mike McCready gives him a tummy kiss and makes him giggle.0
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Stone Gossard can bake an excelent Bundt cake.... (the black forest kind,that shell bell likes:)when you get confused just listen to the music play........
"You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)
"Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)0 -
Stone is gonna try his best to keep this thread alive while failedperse. is on holiday!
Stone Gossard is really small. He's actually the size of a pea but good stage lighting and good camera effects make him look much bigger.0 -
Stone Gossard can play a guitar solo while making a cup of tea.0
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Stone Gossard dosen't want a pop,he wants a Sssshasta!
(sorry a little bit of a midwest reference)when you get confused just listen to the music play........
"You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)
"Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)0 -
Stone Gossard invented Global Warming"If my thoughts, dreams, could be seen, they'd probably put my head, in a guillotine, but it's alright ma, it's life and life only."0
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Them-Bones wrote:Stone Gossard invented Global WarmingPirates had democracy too.
"Its a secret to everybody."0 -
Stone Gossard wants to do a "devil's threesome" with me and failedpersephone.
Where you at homey?:)Revive the heart of the heartless...
Why would you start was has no end?0 -
Stone Gossard is not real.He is a figment of your imagnation.Ft. Lauderdale 96'
Tampa 00'
West Palm Beach 03'
House of Blues 03'
Tampa 03'
Kissimmee 04'
West Palm Beach 08'
Tampa 08'
Eddie Vedder Clearwater both nights 20120 -
failedpersephone wrote:Stone Gossard was listening to Morrissey this one time - and he discovered that Moz sings directly to his soul...this was known as Stone's early "blue" phase...
Really????
I've never herd of that.
But I would believe it....because that is just what happens when you listen to the Mozfather.;)0 -
cory wrote:Stone Gossard wants to do a "devil's threesome" with me and failedpersephone.
Stone Gossard is glad to see cory back. Although his posts always make him blush.
Not sure why. Stone's obviously a dirty, crazy sex maniac.0 -
cory wrote:Stone Gossard wants to do a "devil's threesome" with me and failedpersephone.
Where you at homey?:)
:eek:
Stone Gossard has FailedPersephone tied in the basement...don't send help yet - it's just his turn.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
Stone Gossard is currently creating his own perfume. He's going to call it 'Rainbow'. (Ahhh)0
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If Stone Gossard married Sharon Stone his name would be Stone Stone.My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.0 -
Since the age of 15, Stone has kept a photographic diary of his morning bowel movements. He then uses the photos as his nightly "beat off material"."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone weighs himself 4 times a day. As he likes to say "Once for each of my testicles"."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
Stone has had a bowflex on layaway from the Portland Fred Meyer since 1992. Three more payments and the body he has always dreamed of is his!"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0
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