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  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Stone Gossard...
    He knows when you are sleeping.
    He knows when your awake.
    He knows if you've been bad or good,
    So be good for Gossard's sake. :)
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Snake wrote:
    Stone Gossard...
    He knows when you are sleeping.
    He knows when your awake.
    He knows if you've been bad or good,
    So be good for Gossard's sake. :)

    :eek:
  • shell bell
    shell bell Posts: 337
    Stone Gossard only uses "murses"a.k.a man purses,just because he likes to say " Hi,My name is Stone Gossard,and I like wearing a murse."
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    When Stone Gossard is angry, Mike McCready gives him a tummy kiss and makes him giggle.
  • shell bell
    shell bell Posts: 337
    Stone Gossard can bake an excelent Bundt cake.... (the black forest kind,that shell bell likes:)
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone is gonna try his best to keep this thread alive while failedperse. is on holiday!

    Stone Gossard is really small. He's actually the size of a pea but good stage lighting and good camera effects make him look much bigger.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossard can play a guitar solo while making a cup of tea.
  • shell bell
    shell bell Posts: 337
    Stone Gossard dosen't want a pop,he wants a Sssshasta!

    (sorry a little bit of a midwest reference)
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
  • Them-Bones
    Them-Bones Posts: 518
    Stone Gossard invented Global Warming
    "If my thoughts, dreams, could be seen, they'd probably put my head, in a guillotine, but it's alright ma, it's life and life only."
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Them-Bones wrote:
    Stone Gossard invented Global Warming
    Just so he could be the hero and save us all from it
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Stone Gossard wants to do a "devil's threesome" with me and failedpersephone.


    Where you at homey?:)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • stoneg
    stoneg Posts: 1,941
    Stone Gossard is not real.He is a figment of your imagnation.
    Ft. Lauderdale 96'
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    Eddie Vedder Clearwater both nights 2012
  • Handsome Devil
    Handsome Devil Posts: 143
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard was listening to Morrissey this one time - and he discovered that Moz sings directly to his soul...this was known as Stone's early "blue" phase...

    Really????
    I've never herd of that.
    But I would believe it....because that is just what happens when you listen to the Mozfather.;)
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    cory wrote:
    Stone Gossard wants to do a "devil's threesome" with me and failedpersephone.

    Stone Gossard is glad to see cory back. Although his posts always make him blush.







    Not sure why. Stone's obviously a dirty, crazy sex maniac.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cory wrote:
    Stone Gossard wants to do a "devil's threesome" with me and failedpersephone.


    Where you at homey?:)

    :eek:
    Stone Gossard has FailedPersephone tied in the basement...don't send help yet - it's just his turn. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Stone Gossard is currently creating his own perfume. He's going to call it 'Rainbow'. (Ahhh)
  • Noonie
    Noonie Posts: 93
    If Stone Gossard married Sharon Stone his name would be Stone Stone.
    My rhymes and records they don't get played
    Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
    And if you rap like me you don't get paid
    And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Since the age of 15, Stone has kept a photographic diary of his morning bowel movements. He then uses the photos as his nightly "beat off material".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone weighs himself 4 times a day. As he likes to say "Once for each of my testicles".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone has had a bowflex on layaway from the Portland Fred Meyer since 1992. Three more payments and the body he has always dreamed of is his!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"

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