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Stone Gossard hoped for the Nobel for his environmental activism....he now hates Al Gore and has turned republican....the rest of PJ just wants to kill him18/02/1992 Milano
17/06/1992 Milano
2-3/07/1993 Verona
6-7/07/1993 Roma
13/11/1996 Milano
19/06/2000 Verona
22/06/2000 Milano
16/09/2006 Verona
17/09/2006 Milano (my b'day!!)0 -
stone was unimpressed with his Nokia. he's currently looking to trade it in for the newest Sony Erricson. go figureAthens, Greece: 2006/09/30
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick0 -
Stone Gossard was listening to Morrissey this one time - and he discovered that Moz sings directly to his soul...this was known as Stone's early "blue" phase...IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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mookie9999 wrote:Iam presently sitting in front of the stage where the mighty Stone will be hitting the stage in a matter of hours. I will ask him if he likes his thread.
:eek: Okay, I'm gone!0 -
shell bell wrote:Stone Gossard can change a diaper and do and interview at the same time.........Ft. Lauderdale 96'
Tampa 00'
West Palm Beach 03'
House of Blues 03'
Tampa 03'
Kissimmee 04'
West Palm Beach 08'
Tampa 08'
Eddie Vedder Clearwater both nights 20120 -
Stone can change a diaper, do a radio interview, play the guitar and make me a burrito at the same time.My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.0 -
Stone can change a diaper, do a radio interview, play the guitar, make me a burrito and solve the budgetary crisis of a small multinational corporation with an abacus, a mic, and his feet...in crocks.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0
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Stone Gossard's virginity was stolen by Jeff.
(Insert fist in mouth, biting down, smilie here).0 -
Stone is the man. He is well-versed in piglatin, aced the MCAT, and is the constant home-wrecker.Rarghstarfarian.0
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MattCameronKicksButt wrote:Stone Gossard's virginity was stolen by Jeff.
(Insert fist in mouth, biting down, smilie here).
~L*O*L~ wow
and the "insert smilie" - for a second - I thought it was a description of that prom night!!! hahahahahaa
kudos madam!
Stone Gossard would like to grow award winning tuberoses...but, he lacks the correct level of acidity in his bellybutton.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
Jeff Smith, that is.0
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MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
(Insert fist in mouth, biting down, smilie here).
I believe those were Jeff's directions that night."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
mookie9999 wrote:I believe those were Jeff's directions that night.
for some strange reason that turns me on.
Stone will only eat an orange once he's spent hours peeling off the white bit and then he only sucks out the juice and spits out the skin.0 -
MattCameronKicksButt wrote:Stone Gossard's virginity was stolen by Jeff.
(Insert fist in mouth, biting down, smilie here).
I am proud to call you "friend."Rarghstarfarian.0 -
rarghrargh-brownstar wrote:how did i miss this?
I am proud to call you "friend."
Oh good... because I keep pming you!You were the first person to make me feel welcome. I don't forget these things.
Stone Gossard once accidently used his hemorroid cream as toothpaste.0 -
MattCameronKicksButt wrote:...
Stone Gossard once accidently used his hemorroid cream as toothpaste.
I know someone who did that. SERIOUSLY.
it was his gramma's cream...so its even worse.
you are totally on fire in this thread!
Stone Gossard has successfully raised over 15 baby chickies in his 4H program.
he has been unsuccessful 3,287 times.IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
failedpersephone wrote:I know someone who did that. SERIOUSLY.
Me too! hehehe.
I'm in a bad mood... PMT, probably.
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Stone Gossard thinks that 3 dozen Roses will solve everything...regardless of context.
It was strange to see him plunge his broken arm into the vase...IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
stoneg wrote:Hey I was going to use that one.Maybe We can build on it alittle.Stone can change a diaper,do a radio interview and play the guitar at the same time.when you get confused just listen to the music play........
"You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)
"Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)0 -
Stone Gossard invented Stone music later known as Stone(er) music.
He says it was just lost in translation.Pirates had democracy too.
"Its a secret to everybody."0
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