Stone Gossard...

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  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    When He was a child, Stone rolled down a hill..... He came to the conclusion that rolling Stones really do gather moss
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • knitted
    knitted Posts: 244
    Stone once made a girl cry and said "wow this usually only happens to eddie".
    http://www.sublime-retro.net

    when my ears ring, my heart beats
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    Stone is the rock that pearl jam is built on
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • stoneg
    stoneg Posts: 1,941
    Snake wrote:
    With his own two hands Stone can change this world
    I thought he could do it with one hand tied behind his back.
    Ft. Lauderdale 96'
    Tampa 00'
    West Palm Beach 03'
    House of Blues 03'
    Tampa 03'
    Kissimmee 04'
    West Palm Beach 08'
    Tampa 08'
    Eddie Vedder Clearwater both nights 2012
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    stoneg wrote:
    I thought he could do it with one hand tied behind his back.
    He can he just doesnt like to show off :cool: lol
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard liked the band style of "menudo" so much, that he still wears vinyl jackets and short tight jordache jeans...not that I'm complaining. :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • pmack215
    pmack215 Posts: 49
    MY STONE G. RIOT ACT DREAM:

    Stone Gossard.....was trying to "get right", but he "cant keep" me or "save you" from the "green disease". some "bushleaguer" asked where he goes now. he responded, i'm "thumbing my way" over the "arc" looking for "help, help". he was picked up by the "ghost" of the "LBC" in his "cropduster", who swore he was not drunk. stone said: "you are" at least "1/2 full".....but nevermind that...."I am mine"...and its "all or none".....so onward....to Florida....we're playing the south....if i'm late they'll read me the RIOT ACT!!!!


    **(this can be done w/ all PJ albums!!!)**
    *Just 4 today, I am FREE*

    Skype: pmacklin
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard won first place in the potato sack race in 3rd grade. His only other blue ribbon is the one he received for baking the winning recipe in the 1983 Pillsbury Cookoff.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard likes to wear white after Labor Day.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard does the NY Times crossword in the bathroom while snacking on gravy sandwiches with the crusts cut off.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,703
    from what i heard it will be a long time in between new album and tour damm damm ........
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • YeahThatRocks.com
    YeahThatRocks.com Posts: 117
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard does the NY Times crossword in the bathroom while snacking on gravy sandwiches with the crusts cut off.

    I thought my dog was the only one who does that....
    Leave your lady on the cement floor.

    "You boo us, you call us pussies, and still we come back." EV NJ1 2006

    2008 MSG 2
    2006 NJ 1, NJ 2
    2003 MSG 1
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    pmack215 wrote:
    MY STONE G. RIOT ACT DREAM:

    Stone Gossard.....was trying to "get right", but he "cant keep" me or "save you" from the "green disease". some "bushleaguer" asked where he goes now. he responded, i'm "thumbing my way" over the "arc" looking for "help, help". he was picked up by the "ghost" of the "LBC" in his "cropduster", who swore he was not drunk. stone said: "you are" at least "1/2 full".....but nevermind that...."I am mine"...and its "all or none".....so onward....to Florida....we're playing the south....if i'm late they'll read me the RIOT ACT!!!!


    **(this can be done w/ all PJ albums!!!)**
    How long that take you? (now I wana try it lol)
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard likes to wear white after Labor Day.


    He will often grin maniacally at you and say "white is how I roll, bitches" and then spritz his crotch with a water bottle so you can see his lack of proper undergarments beneath his white trousers.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Iam presently sitting in front of the stage where the mighty Stone will be hitting the stage in a matter of hours. I will ask him if he likes his thread. ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Iam presently sitting in front of the stage where the mighty Stone will be hitting the stage in a matter of hours. I will ask him if he likes his thread. ;)


    OH WOW lucky bastard!!!! ( okay- you aren't a bastard - I am sure your momma/daddy had much Love&Respect, I am just seriously JEALOUS)

    Jealous pronounced "Yell-US"
    aye...BRAD...like a sweet dream it is!

    back to thread:

    Stone Gossard peels his grapes before eating them.












    he peels them with his fully reticulating penis.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    There has been a Stone sighting. Not on stage but next door at the grocery peeling grapes and eating them without paying for them.and yes he was using his penis.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • rarghrargh-brownstar
    rarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    Stone Gossard makes love like a Bohemian mystic, and I refer to him as "daddy."

    (thats my sick homage to Vhead and Meddle deal).


    Stone Gossard KNOWS bird love. He grinds up the food in his beak, and opens up for us to devour for ourselves. *Scratches head*
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • itsevobaby
    itsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    stone had me at hello
    Look Alive,
    See These Bones
  • shell bell
    shell bell Posts: 337
    Stone Gossard can change a diaper and do and interview at the same time.........
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

    "You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)

    "Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)

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