Strange But Probably True

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    when asked if the word "topological" was the hardest word to spell 89.6% of the UK's Dyslexic Society responded with an overwhelming "yse"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    The #1 preferred beverage in Scotland is breastmilk.

    :wave: ;)
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    It is written in Michael Jackson's will that his last photograph be taken in black and white.
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    Also written in Michael Jackson's will is that before he's buried, he's interred in full 'Thriller' make-up and costume so he can begin the greatest comeback this world has ever seen.


    wow i wonder if this actually happened!
    I love to turn you on
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    kangaroos can never find their keys in their pouch
  • neilybabes86
    neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    norm wrote:
    kangaroos can never find their keys in their pouch


    i can never find my keys to put in my pouch :lol:
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dunkman wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    this made me laugh out loud :D funny shit


    in all honesty i think this is my favourite thread of all time... i read back through it sometimes and just think its hilarious.

    ok its surreal as fuck, but i like that :D

    i agree
    it's damn funny
    im glad its back up
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dunk's ancestors invent the kilt.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jE__DYSM6U
    dunk's brother
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CglGKvutjjo
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Studies now show that only 24% percent of all men who have been caught cheating on their spouse will now claim sex addition and beg their wives to go to counseling. The other 76% have taken up golf.
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    *can't believe no one else jumped on this thread...anywho*


    Eating shrooms while drinking whiskey produces the same after-effects as cialis
    I love to turn you on
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    95% of persons gone missing are found within one week. Of the remaining missing persons, 3% will never be found. One half of the never to be found missing persons are tied up in Dunks basement.
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    2% of the residents of NYC have seen former mayor Ed Koch naked... The remaining 98% are on the waiting list...
    GoiMTvP.gif
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    13% of all McDonald's patrons have acne on their groin area.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,062
    Captain Kirk used to rub Mr Spock's ears before ea taping of the episodes to get him to concentrate on his lines ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Pepe Silvia
    Pepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    chad michael michaels IS figure skating!
    don't compete; coexist

    what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?

    "I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama

    when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
    i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
  • Heatherj43
    Heatherj43 Posts: 1,254
    The cartoon character Tom (the cat) finally caught Jerry (the mouse) and ate him, but then died from the rat poison Jerry had just ingested.
    Save room for dessert!

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