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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    the Bill Withers soul classic "Just The Two Of Us" was recently voted the greatest song of all time by the American Society of Schizophrenics.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    A Scotsman's kilt is made of two fabrics wool combined with silk.
    The wool gives them an itchy sensation while the silk gives them a semi.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Today 85 years ago Orville Redenbacher received his patent on Orville Redenbacher popping popcorn.
    Oddly enough it wasn't even his name.
    His actual name is John Denver, just like the late singer, John Denver.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Sarah Palin went to 6 different colleges in an effort to start the student group "Future Vice Presidents" clubs.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Under interrogation 99.6% of all men would lie about having never had illicit thoughts of Brad Pitt and a packet of strawberries.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    The Pope doesnt actually want to be the pope... he was just on his way to an Alzheimers Ghost Party and got lost.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Michael Jackson was an avid collector of the drummer from Def Leppards spare gloves.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • JordyWordy
    JordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    My toes are cold.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Ted Kennedy's hirsch was the first known vehicle of it's kind to have a wet bar.


    (thanks for bringing this back Dunk!)
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  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    At the weekend Sylvester Stallone wears dresses and calls himself Daphne.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    in a recent poll it was discovered that architects do indeed have a chip on their shoulder and that 48% of those chips were left there by tired bears.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    the lungs are the only organ in the human body that can be spelled using the letters G, N, L, S and U.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Lionel Ritchie can in fact dance on the ceiling, but only the Foxtrot.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    dunkman wrote:
    Lionel Ritchie can in fact dance on the ceiling, but only the Foxtrot.

    LMAO! Ahhh you're on fire tonight, dunk! :lol:
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Upon reaching heaven, Patrick Swayze taught Michael Jackson how to do the swan lift.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Abraham Lincoln was shot for having an opinion, not, as initially suspected, for having a beard that resembled a hippos genitals.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    green m&m's, when eaten as a pizza topping, actually taste like anchovies.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Arnold Schwarzenegger's famous line "I'll be back" actually means "nuns taste funny" in German
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    In London, England, no acoustic guitars are allowed on Electric Avenue.
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    In New Zealand, the #1 tourist gift purchased by visitors from Southern New England (US) are mink fur nipple warmers.
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