Strange But Probably True

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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    wearing a rubber band on your left nipple can increase your driving skills.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Shortbread can cure pancreatic cancer.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Lukin66
    Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    failedpersephone wrote:
    wearing a rubber band on your left nipple can increase your driving skills.
    haha, is it cold in here?
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    there is actually no such thing as a rainbow.. it is just the reflection of Joseph and his amazing technicolour dreamcoat whilst he admires himself at a mirror
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    T.J. Hooker still holds the world land speed record.

    hahahaha damn you, you made me laugh :mad:
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    dunkman wrote:
    there is actually no such thing as a rainbow.. it is just the reflection of Joseph and his amazing technicolour dreamcoat whilst he admires himself at a mirror


    hehehe....good one dunk :D
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    there is actually no such thing as a rainbow.. it is just the reflection of Joseph and his amazing technicolour dreamcoat whilst he admires himself at a mirror...

    eminating to our time from approximately 3 thousand years ago :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    There is good evidence to suggest that in order to row boats, many Amazonian tribes living today use not traditional oars, but pugil sticks from Gladiators.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    That little piggy doesn't really want to go to the market - he would like you to stop making him walk ALL the way home.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    The Pope doesnt actually want to be the pope... he was just on his way to an Alzheimers Ghost Party and got lost.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Librarians are advocating the removal of your voice boxes.
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Rick Astley's pinky toe is double jointed which makes up for his inverted chest hairs.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Urinating after drinking a 2litre bottle of Coke will automatically produce a cleaner toilet bowl.
    I love to turn you on
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    the average age of all the people who conduct average age surveys is 27.2
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    In eastern Colorado there is a small indigenous tribe of lepers that will trade the secret of eternal life for a bottle of warm Dr. Pepper and half a bag of funyuns.
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    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Lobsters go to their death knowing full well that they could take over this planet if they weren't so damn lazy...
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    cheese emits the least number of decibels of all dairy products.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    6 Zulu tribesman can lift up Heather Mills' real leg using only their eyelids... they are scared of the false one so wont touch it
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    there is a 72 year old man living in Norway who can help people quit smoking by the simple use of shadow puppetry and amputation of your lips, fingers and lungs. for an extra $1000 he will attach a bulls penis to your least liked in-law
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    The planet Uranus is the least funny of all the planets, Mars is clearly much funnier.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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